8 hours ago, Daffy D said:

 

I just got it Doh! 

 

One is HumpThree

And the other is HumpFree 

 

Think I'll go back and try crack some of the others I missed 

The sex life of the camel

Is stranger than anyone thinks

At the the height of the mating season.

It climbs on the back of the sphinx

But the sphinx's hexagonal --- is deep in the sands of the Nile

That's why the camel has a hump on his back and the sphinx an inscrutable smile.

Robert De Niro' s mating, Hawkin's Italian.

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A couple wants to have sex but their son is in the house.

The only way to pull off a Sunday afternoon "quickie " with their 8-year-old son in the apartment was to send him out on the balcony with a Popsicle and tell him to report on all the neighbourhood activities...

 

"There's a car being towed from the parking lot," he shouted.He began his commentary as his parents put their plan into operation.

 

"An ambulance just drove by!"

 

"Looks like the Andersons have company," he called out.

 

"Matt's riding a new bike!"

 

"Looks like the Sanders are moving!"

 

"Jason is on his skate board!"

 

After a few moments he announced... "The Coopers are having sex. Startled, his mother and dad shot up in bed.

 

Dad cautiously called out..."How do you know they're having sex?" "

 

Jimmy Cooper is standing on his balcony with a Popsicle."

A tourist decides to visit a Native American Chief who is famous for his perfect memory.

"Okay, Chief..." says the tourist,

"Let's test that memory of yours. What did you eat for breakfast on May 9th, 1972?"

The Chief thinks for a moment, and responds "Eggs."

The tourist replies, "Wow, that's incredible! You really do have a perfect memory." and leaves.

Ten years later the tourist finds himself in the Chief's neck of the woods and decides to pay him a visit.

He enters the Chief's home and respectfully greets him, saying "Hau, Chief."

The Chief promptly replies, "Scrambled."

A Chinese man and a Jewish man are sitting next to each other on a plane.
Suddenly, the Jewish man slaps the Chinese man across the face.

"What was that for?" asks the Chinese man..

"For Pearl Harbor" says the Jewish man.

"That was Japanese. I'm Chinese," the Chinese man says.

"Chinese, Japanese" what's the difference?

 

Few minutes later, the Chinese man slaps the Jewish man.

"What was that for?" asks the Jew.

"It's for the Titanic."

"The Titanic? That was an iceberg..."

"Iceberg, Goldberg, what's the difference?" says the Chinese man.

What a bummer!