There's thump thump music coming from the Ma and Pa shop down the road. I should wander out of my comfort zone and see what is going on. 

Probably just a bunch of dancing girls doing karaoke.

I live next door to a resort and some of the "guests" have been setting off rockets, fireworks and at least one fire lantern.

 

Noisy little barstewards, and it is not yet NYE.

I live next door to a resort and some of the "guests" have been setting off rockets, fireworks and at least one fire lantern.
 
Noisy little barstewards, and it is not yet NYE.

They could be some of your supporters celebrating your pending POTY win Bill !!

5 minutes ago, Andrew Dwyer said:

They could be some of your supporters celebrating your pending POTY win Bill !!

I hope not.

 

Colin would be so sad.

11 minutes ago, billd766 said:

I live next door to a resort and some of the "guests" have been setting off rockets, fireworks and at least one fire lantern.

 

Noisy little barstewards, and it is not yet NYE.

Surely lighting your farts is enough?

11 minutes ago, StreetCowboy said:

Surely lighting your farts is enough?

I can remember the dance of the flaming arse oles from my time in the RAF.

 

Fortunately I was never involved in it.

5 minutes ago, billd766 said:

I can remember the dance of the flaming arse oles from my time in the RAF.

 

Fortunately I was never involved in it.

We can all deny our most precious of memories, but I would walk 500 miles...

3 minutes ago, StreetCowboy said:

We can all deny our most precious of memories, but I would walk 500 miles...

And I would drive 500 more.

 

I am just to lazy to walk that far.

5 minutes ago, billd766 said:

And I would drive 500 more.

 

I am just to lazy to walk that far.

Could you not even walk to the Corn Exchange?

Happy days before we were all young, you can search for Cammie Murray tackling Jonah Lomuh yourself

16 hours ago, geronimo said:

What do you think about the going Arthur?"

 

 

Is Arthur in the pay of some of the other runners ? as the going's gonna be the wrong side of heavy when those Schürfzuggers have finished .. Col might need a Argocat to get over the line .. 

 

9 hours ago, geronimo said:

Colin will be ringing the bell ...

Sent from my [device_name] using http://Thailand Forum - Thaivisa mobile app
 

Will 'Nita be there then also .? 

I think it says Bongs of Love but my mince pies aren't all that anymore so you'll have to take her word for it .. 

 

7 hours ago, geronimo said:

I'm all alone, think I'll sneak out for a quick smoke ......

with Big Chief Puff Puff .? 

 

3 hours ago, billd766 said:

I live next door to a resort and some of the "guests" have been setting off rockets, fireworks and at least one fire lantern.

 

Noisy little barstewards, and it is not yet NYE.

You can even the score with one of these Billd as they make great little " natural gas " bombs .. 

 

Where are the missing 27 votes?

Assorted members - think the blonde is Sheryl, gathering in the Church tower to ring the bell for the 'Mums & Dad's favourite Opportunity Knocks Winner': ????Colin????

 

 

And for the Hoi -polloi ie non Blitish, please see below what Opportunity Knocks was. Fantastic stuff!

 

Am sure us Britishers remember Paula Yates as well....

 

 

 

 

 

The finish line is in sight ...

Tiara and tights are in the post .....

2 minutes ago, geronimo said:

Tiara and tights are in the post .....

Hope the tights have been washed/ fumigated first.????

1 minute ago, colinneil said:

Hope the tights have been washed/ fumigated first.????

Trans said he never wore them, but, of course, that's not possible. Expect to find a few socket stains and maybe some laddering ....

Being lycra, apparently they are quite warm ....

and they are best worn with shaved legs ......

There are two tiaras, the real one and a tacky replica, which must be worn when outside.

Take a look at @kwilli1046's Tweet:

I believe this is the way to sabotage the current leaders chance this year!

Sent from my SM-G920F using Thailand Forum - Thaivisa mobile app

2 minutes ago, roo860 said:

Take a look at @kwilli1046's Tweet:

I believe this is the way to sabotage the current leaders chance this year!

Sent from my SM-G920F using Thailand Forum - Thaivisa mobile app
 

I could see Colin being up for that!

I do know that Colin has a pink hand mirror and he's drawn a tiara on it so when he looks at himself, he's wearing it. You can erase that after today and wear the real one!

331 more posts and my seventh dot will come a calling .....

20 minutes ago, geronimo said:

331 more posts and my seventh dot will come a calling .....

I am still waiting for my gold ones.....????

Baboon was sighted going over Colin's back wall ....... looks like a coalition attempt.