A coffee shop friend was covered for all eventualities.

 

 

 

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Ah , Kelly Bundy .  ' Only two things are guaranteed in life , death and Texas '

You found Hillpig-Smyth ??

 

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Brief Sketch of Sir Jeffrey Hillpig-Smyth

Born London 1910.

As a schoolboy - overweight, few friends, poor student, non-athletic yet polite, called Hillpiggy by the staff.

Harrow 1928.

Sent down from Oxford for indecency, 1930.

Unsuccessfully stood for parliament, as an independent from the small constituency of Looting on the Thames, finishing fourth in a field of three, 1934.

Alcoholic 1935.

Published at his own expense an angry and spirited collection of short essays entitled, Sticks and Stones 1936.

Alcoholic again 1937.

Published a second collection of short essays entitled Mudpuddles and Other Outrages 1938.

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Joined Military Intelligence and Engineering; the elite I&E group, 1939.

Assigned to British Special Forces, Mandalay, British East India (Burma), 1940.

Recovering from a minor fall, designed the Military Trekking Stick 1941.

Disappeared while on a morning mini trek within the Special Forces compound. A search party was organised and diligently combed the 3 acre area for well over an hour, sadly to no evail 1944.

Queen Elizabeth II knighted Hillpig-Smyth in absentia, for contributions to British War Protocol 1953.

Officially still missing Sep 1992.

Unofficially, over the years there have been periodic sightings of Hillpiggy in the Burmese jungle.

The latest, as recent as the last monsoon, has Hillpiggy on elephant leading a small group of well disciplined guerrillas near Kuhn Sa's stronghold at Nam King. Further information is available by writing.

 

I've had his walking stick for years.

Apart from your mate, thats quite a pretty town!