Leaving Thailand...

[Lacessit]

4 minutes ago, Nyezhov said:

Yeah! Im outtahere in about three weeks. No more getting ripped off by taxi drivers, food poisoning, shattered dreams, red stamps in passports, piss tests, snakes, sick buffalos, bibs with brown envelopes, broken sidewalks, pollution, garbage, slime, filth, corruption, frogs, boils, coyotes, barfines, packed trains, traffic jams, Chinese tourist spit, wheeled suitcases, Big Jokes, little Jokes, Soi Arab, yabaa, the clap and too many bakeries!

 

Come on! Who's with us! Lets gooooooooooooo.

None of this would have happened to you if you had chosen Chiang Mai instead of Bangkok. But no, the decadence held too much appeal for a sybarite.

The clap? Tut tut. Count yourself lucky HIV isn't on your menu.

Looking for sympathy? Sorry, I'm a hedonist. I don't do that stuff.

 

[worgeordie]

There have never been so many empty houses in our Moo Bahn that

used to rent to Farangs,there's a few Chinese renting,in the past 10-15

years ago it was quite easy to find long term Farangs to rent,either U.S

or European,now my wife who has rental properties is worried,she has

tenants at the moment,but if people keep leaving,she is not looking 

forward to renting to Chinese,and Thais* are out of the question,things

have really changed in last few years,and not for the better.

 

regards worgeordie       * the last 3 Thais she rented to,not easy to get rent,did lot of damage,last lot stole 4 A/c's

                                     curtains,3 teak doors,left so much damage,good job house was unfurnished.so never again.

[Spidey]

1 minute ago, Leaver said:

Ohhhh, but the health care is better here, so you shouldn't leave.   ????

The women in Thailand are way better in the sack than they are in Vietnam.

[Leaver]

25 minutes ago, Spidey said:

Or who of you can't meet the new visa requirements (and never could).

Or, who can meet the new visa rules, but don't want to?

[BritManToo]

8 minutes ago, Spidey said:

The women in Thailand are way better in the sack than they are in Vietnam.

Disagree,

Thai ladies are experts in making you think they care for you.

Viet ladies are far more skilled in 'tricks & novelty' acts.

Filipino ladies generally look better naked.

I can't rank Cambodian ladies yet, the beer was so cheap I can't really remember, even though I tried 5.

 

I guess it depends on how you define 'better'.

Edited March 8, 2019 by BritManToo

[Lacessit]

1 minute ago, Spidey said:

The women in Thailand are way better in the sack than they are in Vietnam.

Opinions differ. I've never had the opportunity to compare. Vietnamese laws being what they are, I wasn't game to put it to the test.

[Nyezhov]

2 minutes ago, CharlieH said:

forgot splayed toes and broken pringles ?

Damn dude Im sorry, I am just so worked up about things I tend to start spitting and forget things....

 

But you are kind...I know you really wanted to point out "her" but were afraid to do so...

 

OK then...Ill come clean...its my heart, an affaire de couer.....

 

When I met her she was so cute, even with the yaaba habit and the Enter here tattoo on her butt. It was amazing, despite the almost 50 years difference in our ages, we bonded immediately. She had only been in the Bar three days and I was her first customer.......

[Lacessit]

2 minutes ago, BritManToo said:

Disagree,

Thai ladies are experts in making you think they care for you.

Viet ladies are far more skilled in 'tricks & novelty' acts.

Filipino ladies generally look better naked.

 

I guess it depends on how you define 'better'.

Please elaborate on "tricks and novelty". I wish to further my education.

[Leaver]

3 minutes ago, Spidey said:

The women in Thailand are way better in the sack than they are in Vietnam.

I wouldn't say they are better, just more to chose from. 

 

There's no where else on the planet like Thailand for the sex trade. 

 

I wasn't comparing Thailand to Vietnam based on the sex trade. 

[Nyezhov]

2 minutes ago, BritManToo said:

Disagree,

Thai ladies are experts in making you think they care for you.

Viet ladies are far more skilled in 'tricks & novelty' acts.

Filipino ladies generally look better naked.

 

I guess it depends on how you define 'better'.

Im easy, throw on a surgical drape on one and tell her to keep her mouth shut, who cares where she is from, it will all be done in 30 secs.

[Leaver]

2 minutes ago, Lacessit said:

Opinions differ. I've never had the opportunity to compare. Vietnamese laws being what they are, I wasn't game to put it to the test.

Really, and what laws are they?

 

Prostitution being illegal in Thailand and all. 

[CharlieH]

Just now, Nyezhov said:

Im easy, throw on a surgical drape on one and tell her to keep her mouth shut, who cares where she is from, it will all be done in 30 secs.

30 secs ??? you been taking something to prolong things then ?

[Leaver]

9 minutes ago, Lacessit said:

None of this would have happened to you if you had chosen Chiang Mai instead of Bangkok. But no, the decadence held too much appeal for a sybarite.

The clap? Tut tut. Count yourself lucky HIV isn't on your menu.

Looking for sympathy? Sorry, I'm a hedonist. I don't do that stuff.

 

Does Chiang Mai have different visa laws to Thailand?  ????

[Nyezhov]

Just now, CharlieH said:

30 secs ??? you been taking something to prolong things then ?

Off topic! Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. Yeah I smoke some before bwahahahahahahahahaha...off topic!

[Spidey]

3 minutes ago, BritManToo said:

Disagree,

Thai ladies are experts in making you think they care for you.

Viet ladies are far more skilled in 'tricks & novelty' acts.

Filipino ladies generally look better naked.

 

I guess it depends on how you define 'better'.

Tricks and novely acts? You mean like no BJs, no back entries, no BB? 

 

I didn't say anything about thinking they care for you, I said, in the sack. Unless you mean that Thai women make you imagine that you have had all the above but you've only really had a hand job.

[Nyezhov]

Just now, Leaver said:

Does Chiang Mai have different visa laws to Thailand?  ????

Yes you have to be close to death and boring. Police Order 17.98 (a)

[Lacessit]

1 minute ago, Leaver said:

Really, and what laws are they?

 

Prostitution being illegal in Thailand and all. 

Signs in all the hotels saying it's illegal for a Vietnamese woman to cohabit with a foreigner.

[Lacessit]

4 minutes ago, CharlieH said:

30 secs ??? you been taking something to prolong things then ?

500 mg of Cialis

[BritManToo]

3 minutes ago, Lacessit said:

Signs in all the hotels saying it's illegal for a Vietnamese woman to cohabit with a foreigner.

Sign in my hotel said, "Please inform the front desk of any visitors in your room after 10pm"

The lady I was with handed her ID to the desk clerk as she walked past, he put it in the drawer, nothing was said by either.

 

Maybe you're thinking of Laos?

Edited March 8, 2019 by BritManToo

[Spidey]

1 minute ago, Lacessit said:

Signs in all the hotels saying it's illegal for a Vietnamese woman to cohabit with a foreigner.

I cohabited with a few in hotels in Saigon. On only one occasion did a night porter object to me taking the love of my life to my room. He just wanted a bonus. I told him where to get off.

[Lacessit]

1 minute ago, BritManToo said:

Sign in my hotel said, "Please inform the front desk of any visitors in your room after 10pm"

The lady I was with handed her ID to the desk clerk as she walked past, he put it in the drawer, nothing was said by either.

 

Maybe you're thinking of Laos?

There too.

[Leaver]

12 minutes ago, worgeordie said:

There have never been so many empty houses in our Moo Bahn that

used to rent to Farangs,there's a few Chinese renting,in the past 10-15

years ago it was quite easy to find long term Farangs to rent,either U.S

or European,now my wife who has rental properties is worried,she has

tenants at the moment,but if people keep leaving,she is not looking 

forward to renting to Chinese,and Thais* are out of the question,things

have really changed in last few years,and not for the better.

 

regards worgeordie       * the last 3 Thais she rented to,not easy to get rent,did lot of damage,last lot stole 4 A/c's

                                     curtains,3 teak doors,left so much damage,good job house was unfurnished.so never again.

It's no secret that the Thai's have been using farang to buy overpriced condos in the tourist areas, so Thai's will have a cheap domestic holiday destination in the future.  

 

The music has stopped in Thailand, and for those in the game, the race is on to look for a chair.

[Lacessit]

5 minutes ago, Nyezhov said:

Yes you have to be close to death and boring. Police Order 17.98 (a)

Please publish the full text of 17.98 (a). I love a good bullshitter.

[Spidey]

2 minutes ago, Lacessit said:

Please publish the full text of 17.98 (a). I love a good bullshitter.

Please don't worry, I've read the full text and I'm sure you comply.

[Nyezhov]

3 minutes ago, Lacessit said:

Please publish the full text of 17.98 (a). I love a good bullshitter.

What?..... did they stop checking for pulses at Chiang Mai Immigration then?

 

Did you know that that CM is the largest market for adult diapers in Thailand?

[Leaver]

12 minutes ago, Lacessit said:

Signs in all the hotels saying it's illegal for a Vietnamese woman to cohabit with a foreigner.

Not anymore, and back in those days, they just put the girl in a different room number in the book, but she never set foot in it, and all good. 

 

Now, back to prostitution being illegal in Thailand, not to mention shisha water pipes, and vaping. ???? 

Edited March 8, 2019 by Leaver

[Kadilo]

I am on the cusp of throwing my laptop out from 15 floors up if I see any more of these threads.

Watch out for the PC brigade.


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[rumak]

1 hour ago, marcusarelus said:

How about a poll?  Who has been leaving the longest?  Who has been posted the most threads about alternative better destinations than Thailand?

i think i know who you have in mind....

[jmd8800]

2 hours ago, Lacessit said:

Perhaps the leavers should first answer a questionnaire before they can post, such as:

 

1/ I am leaving because I am skint.

2/ I am leaving because I can't stand queueing at Immigration for hours or days anymore.

3/ I am leaving because my stomach can't handle Thai food, which is all I can afford.

4/ I am leaving because I can't cope with Thai road rules. ( Oxymoron, sorry )

5/ I am leaving because I got thumped in a karaoke by 5 Thais when I refused to pay up.

6/ I am leaving because my honours degree was no match for a Thai woman with a third grade education.

7/ I am leaving because Filipina women have bigger tits.

https://news.abs-cbn.com/life/07/07/16/study-ph-women-have-smallest-breasts-in-the-world

[Andrew Dwyer]

Sign in my hotel said, "Please inform the front desk of any visitors in your room after 10pm"

Same in Cambodia.

Only thing not allowed is Durien !!