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The benefits of a Prehensile Penis


sirineou

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In the "cleaning vegetables" tread running in the General section of TVF , a poster, when mentioning the dangers of chemical pesticides and their mutagenic effects mentioned his Prehensile Penis mutation..  * credit to Nyezhov for the idea

Dude ,I have being thinking about this , ALOT!!!

Having a prehensile penis would be awesome, you would no longer have to hold down you "date" with your hands. Think of all the things it could free up your hands for.

You could pick your nose while having sex, alleviate that distracting itch, and if nothing good on TV you could change the channel, that is if you have the foresight to keep the remote control nearby. The possibilities are endless

I think I am becoming vegetarian !!

It has also got me thinking about the Theory of evolution. If the theory of evolution was such a good idea. why don't we all have Prehensile Penises ???

Think about it, such mutation would enhance one's proctrational  (sorry its a hard word, Making babies) abilities thus spreading one's prehensile penis genes , Among other things.

Anyway all I want to say is that I am very disappointed in God.

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18 minutes ago, MartinL said:

Elephants are blessed with this fantastically useful appendage.

Thank you for that,

See what I mean, elephants are vegetarians.And look at the wonders a prehensile penis has done for them!! Clearly the largest mammal on land.

16 minutes ago, Nyezhov said:

Wow dude you are one strange human being, who would think like this? Makes me want to throw away my Japanese Tentacle Porn Mangas, clearly something is not right.

I can't take full credit for this.It was your inspiration that led me to this breakthrough concussion.

No. No no, no need to thank me.

Running off now to research "Japanese Tentacle porn" 

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8 minutes ago, sirineou said:

Thank you for that,

See what I mean, elephants are vegetarians.And look at the wonders a prehensile penis has done for them!! Clearly the largest mammal on land.

I can't take full credit for this.It was your inspiration that led me to this breakthrough concussion.

No. No no, no need to thank me.

Running off now to research "Japanese Tentacle porn" 

The largest mammals on land are beached whales.

 

 

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4 minutes ago, Kinnock said:

And you could slip on a condom without being noticed.

or take one off unnoticed and go commando!! 

On a related subject , I am watching my Roomba vacuuming the living room, There is a piece of garbage in the middle of the floor. every time it gets near it it changes direction, It has being doing this for the past five minutes now, 

I think it is mocking me:angry: the rise of the robots can not be far behind.

 

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8 minutes ago, Airalee said:

The important question is...

 

boxers or briefs?

That is a good question.

Definitely briefs!!! the ones with the litle door in front. With a Prehensile penis  your pecker could find it's way out and relieve itself all on it's own. 

Though communications have to be establish as not to happen at an inopportune time,such as when you are making an announcement at church. or....... 

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1 minute ago, sirineou said:

That is a good question.

Definitely briefs!!! the ones with the litle door in front. With a Prehensile penis  your pecker could find it's way out and relieve itself all on it's own. 

Though communications have to be establish as not to happen at an inopportune time,such as when you are making an announcement at church. or....... 

I dunno.  I was thinking briefs might be a little constrictive.  Boxers would make it easier to scratch myself in all the necessary areas. 

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