Well the weekend was good so will check the ramblimgs in Bedlam - hmm up to the usual standard so won't bother to add anything but ahh there it is lying unguarded like a lint covered humbug in the trouser pocket of an old suit.

BTW PH - congrats on the 1,000 post, so here please take this as a token of my sincerity, I give to you: TLW

CB

Interception by JG, thank you and sorry Phil.

Well the weekend was good so will check the ramblimgs in Bedlam - hmm up to the usual standard so won't bother to add anything but ahh there it is lying unguarded like a lint covered humbug in the trouser pocket of an old suit.

BTW PH - congrats on the 1,000 post, so here please take this as a token of my sincerity, I give to you: TLW

CB

Such a sickly, cloying effort ( as opposed to swiftly clawing, which would be far more appropriate for a bird ) on a Monday morning !!

I'm with " Ole Snake Eyes " on this ..............Hijack......... TLW.

Did someone mention hijack?

Who's Jack?

Jackdaw? Not a crow in sight.

The black cat blags TLW.

Jack Daniels.............well known cross between a road hammer and a poor magician...........Jack and Da....Nooooo lets not go there !!!!

Bearded Clam the last word in Sushi

Well the weekend was good so will check the ramblimgs in Bedlam - hmm up to the usual standard so won't bother to add anything but ahh there it is lying unguarded like a lint covered humbug in the trouser pocket of an old suit.

BTW PH - congrats on the 1,000 post, so here please take this as a token of my sincerity, I give to you: TLW

CB

Such a sickly, cloying effort ( as opposed to swiftly clawing, which would be far more appropriate for a bird ) on a Monday morning !!

I'm with " Ole Snake Eyes " on this ..............Hijack......... TLW.

I try to be nice and I get bagged. sheesh no winning in this place.

TLW

CB

Nice is my middle name in all other threads, but TLW is a dog fight

( plus birds, wolves, hefferlumps, puddy cats and many other mythical beings )

Zoo. TLW.

Nice is my middle name in all other threads, but TLW is a dog fight

( plus birds, wolves, hefferlumps, puddy cats and many other mythical beings )

Zoo. TLW.

Thems are not mythical but Gorgons are, so I am told .

Unless we are talking Gorgonzola. A cross between a myth and a British South African barefoot runner.

Nice is my middle name in all other threads, but TLW is a dog fight

( plus birds, wolves, hefferlumps, puddy cats and many other mythical beings )

Zoo. TLW.

Thems are not mythical but Gorgons are, so I am told .

Unless we are talking Gorgonzola. A cross between a myth and a British South African barefoot runner.

You been on da peyote, Phil? Good. Go hallucinate over der in the mythical corner while I safely escort TLW to my reality realm. You be banned from there Limpalong and your little cawboy, too. Cackle, cackle.

Nice is my middle name in all other threads, but TLW is a dog fight

( plus birds, wolves, hefferlumps, puddy cats and many other mythical beings )

Zoo. TLW.

Thems are not mythical but Gorgons are, so I am told .

Unless we are talking Gorgonzola. A cross between a myth and a British South African barefoot runner.

You been on da peyote, Phil? Good. Go hallucinate over der in the mythical corner while I safely escort TLW to my reality realm. You be banned from there Limpalong and your little cawboy, too. Cackle, cackle.

The Gorgon fakes a pass and is sacked by a Killa Crow - he crosses and we have a Touch Down. Ball back in play in Crow Corner.

tlw

CB

I think you been having those peyote dreams, too, CB. The ball is in my hands as I fake a pass, dodge refridgerators and cross into the end zone. TTDLW.

I am sure you have done very well in the past............ball in hand, but for now step aside and admire the swerve........

I am sure you have done very well in the past............ball in hand, but for now step aside and admire the swerve........

the crow swoops in like a murder and with a deft flick snares the prize. A flash of feathers that purely by chance appear to be poking two fingers upwards in the Gorgon's directiion he heads up the centre line

CB

Gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

aalllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll

Said the Latin American commentator. One nil to the Wolf !!!!

Avian Flu.

The last snivel.....................

Gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

aalllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll

Said the Latin American commentator. One nil to the Wolf !!!!

Avian Flu.

The last snivel.....................

Umpire calls for a Video replay and discovers that despite the best of efforts of the surging wolf he didn't complete. TLW passed back to the crow - up the field and punts the ball for 6 points - thankyou ladies as the bishop said to the actress.

CB

evening bitches.

just 3 weeks til I get my 8mb connection.

you are so dead...

remember that I finished TLW 2 at least 300 posts ahead of anyone elses...

Just three weeks until TDSK is very upset over his expensive new 2mb connection...

Unless we are talking Gorgonzola. A cross between a myth and a British South African barefoot runner, and a bit Cheesey me tink

Gorgonzola (cheese)

Country of origin Italy

Region, town Gorgonzola

Source of milk Cow

Pasteurised Yes

Texture soft, crumbly

Aging time 3–4 months

Certification Italy: DOC from 1955;

EU: PDO from 1996[1]

Gorgonzola is a blue veined Italian cheese, made from unskimmed cow's milk. It can be buttery or firm, crumbly and quite salty, with a 'bite' from its blue veining. It has been made since the early Middle Ages, but only became marbled with greenish-blue mold in the eleventh century. It is frequently used in Italian cooking. The name comes from Gorgonzola, a small town near Milan, Italy, where the cheese was reportedly first made in 879 BC; however, this claim of geographical origin is disputed by other towns.

Gorgonzola is made in the regions of Piedmont and Lombardy from whole pasteurized cow's milk to which is added the bacteria, Lactobacillus bulgaricus and Streptococcus thermophilus along with spores of the mold Penicillium glaucum. Recently Penicillium roqueforti has started to be used to make Gorgonzola, besides its use in Roquefort cheese. After the whey is removed, it is aged at low temperatures. During the aging process, metal rods are inserted into the cheese. This creates air channels which allows the mold spores to germinate and create the characteristic veining. Gorgonzola is typically aged for three to four months. The length of the aging process determines the consistency of the cheese. A firm Gorgonzola is aged longer than creamy Gorgonzola. It is usually sold wrapped in foil.

It may be melted into a risotto in the final stage of cooking, for instance. Another fairly traditional dish sees Gorgonzola served alongside polenta. Because of its distinctive flavor, it is occasionally as a topping on pizza.

Today by law the zone of production includes only a defined area. What was once the village of Gorgonzola, not far from Milan, is being swallowed up in suburbia. Most Gorgonzola is actually produced in the province of Novara, but the DOC zone also includes such provinces as Bergamo, Brescia, Como, Cremona, Cueno, Lecco, Lodi, Milan, Pavia, Varese, Verbano-Cusio-Ossola, and Vercelli, as well as a number of comunes in the area of Casale Monferrato (province of Alessandria) and Bangkok

Blue vain?

TLW ©

I like cheese.......and the majority of other dairy products.

However, I am not keen on sprouts

and the majority of girl bands.

On the way back to see relatives in the Uk, I like to stop-over in Finland.

I have no particular favourite in the up coming French elections, but find their goat's cheese lovely on a salad.

Goats.................tlw.

I like cheese.......and the majority of other dairy products.

However, I am not keen on sprouts

and the majority of girl bands.

On the way back to see relatives in the Uk, I like to stop-over in Finland.

I have no particular favourite in the up coming French elections, but find their goat's cheese lovely on a salad.

Goats.................tlw.

Peas are my favourite vegetable. They are so interesting, you can boil them and.................you can....................boil them.

Spitting Image characature of John Major, ex British PM, front runner for the monst boring person on Earth.

I hate lettuce, only good for rabbit food.

Ever been to Gruyere (accented character intentionally omitted)

Now that's cheese central ..... they have a very scary museum too.

Museum .... love that word.

TLW

Umpire calls for a Video replay and discovers that despite the best of efforts of the surging wolf he didn't complete. TLW passed back to the crow - up the field and punts the ball for 6 points - thankyou ladies as the bishop said to the actress.

CB

You punt for the point after, you cawclucker, not for the TD, which needs a fastboy to carry, or pass/throw it to somebody in the end zone.

And swooping in like a murder? Your collective grouping is a murder, Cawboy. You swoop in with your murder.

I am starting to doubt the veracity of your brain power.

TLW; my kicker has successfully completed the point after for my TD so I am keeping TLW for two posts.

Umpire calls for a Video replay and discovers that despite the best of efforts of the surging wolf he didn't complete. TLW passed back to the crow - up the field and punts the ball for 6 points - thankyou ladies as the bishop said to the actress.

CB

You punt for the point after, you cawclucker, not for the TD, which needs a fastboy to carry, or pass/throw it to somebody in the end zone.

And swooping in like a murder? Your collective grouping is a murder, Cawboy. You swoop in with your murder.

I am starting to doubt the veracity of your brain power.

TLW; my kicker has successfully completed the point after for my TD so I am keeping TLW for two posts.

We currently are playing at least three different forms of football and then there is soccer which is french for "a game played by pansies" unlike gridiron which is Anglo American for "a game like rugby but played by pansies (52 of them per side) in padding and helmets"

the Last Three Words "Australian Rules Football"

Nah, NHL rules. ie ice hockey.

Nah TLW i.e. The Last Word.

I also like fish.

Halibut, now there's a good LW.

Limpalong, how would you know about f** fish, you red flesh eater.

please keep sports talk in the sports forum...

It is true we Wolves like to tear the hearts out of wee beasties, but we also enjoy coffee mornings and Portugese Egg Tarts.

I know one wolf who reads the Guardian.

I know a wolf that was leader of the Tooting Pupular Front.