looks like you really need your coffee...

Yep he's goon off.

Spike...TLW

Yep he's goon off.

Spike...TLW

Unfortunately due to unforseen factors I actually had to do some work yesterday which severely interfered with my Bedlam time hence the lack of posts. Just read the last four!! pages from yesterday and realised I didn't miss a Frikkin' thing

However - this still returns to its rightful owner - me - the last word

Thanks

CB

Steady on Neddy, not so fast....

" Anyone seen a gun " ? ...Small, round, singing welshperson to the immortal Spike.

Yet again, Spike, TLW.

Steady on Neddy, not so fast....

" Anyone seen a gun " ? ...Small, round, singing welshperson to the immortal Spike.

Yet again, Spike, TLW.

"The Good Show" was required listening to us on Sunday mid morning.

Harry "What What What"

Spime "only three whats - your not very bright"

The last word "Wattage"

how bright are you?

CB

Ah Henry, there's a knock at the door.

Well let it in then.

And bring TLW with you.

Always wondered why my Father sniggered when one character appeared..........

Tnuc..............TLW

Always wondered why my Father sniggered when one character appeared..........

Tnuc..............TLW

My mother adored Harry but hated Spike with a passion, she thought Peter Sellers wasn't funny at all and never understood him in the Pink Panther movies and had no idea what the little Indian chap was all about in the movie "The Party" - I have never been able to see a movie involving the Indian Mutiny without remembering him do the bugle scene. Hilarious.

Tnuc - don't know - maybe one of the more chronocologically advanced members can fill us in on the details. Could be something along the line of the American Private called Pte Snafu used in post war radio comedies (to Americans have comedies?)

Oh the last word is SNAFU

CB

Henry: You get on baiting those elephant traps.

Minnie: I don't see the point of them, you know.

Henry: What?

Minnie: We've never caught one.

Henry: That doesn't mean we must stop trying, Min of mine. Think of the dangers! Supposing you came down one morning for a cream-strainer, and found an elephant in the larder, eh?

Minnie: Well, I've never seen an elephant in the larder.

Henry: That is because they're hiding, Min of mine.

Minnie: Where do elephants hide? Tell me that! Where do elephants hide, buddy?

Henry: Well, I don't know, Saxophone-Min, but it's clear to me that they must hide somewhere. How else could they get away with it for so long?

One for our elephantine pals.

One for our elephantine pals.

Hmm if he changed his avatar to a donkey it would be "one for our asinine friends"

The last word is asinine - like this thread

CB

Just read a scientific report stating that bats with large testicles had very small brains.

TLW

Just read a scientific report stating that bats with large testicles had very small brains.

TLW

There was a bar in Bangkok called the Bat Bar - the description above is appropriate

the last two words

Bat Balls

CB

Have you ever seen the size of moth balls?

Moth balls, a bit musty but TLW nonetheless.

As gnats under a microscope appear to be circumcised, does that make them Jewish ?

Answers on a POSTCARD TLW

Squish, squish.

TLW

As gnats under a microscope appear to be circumcised, does that make them Jewish ?

Answers on a POSTCARD TLW

No, just less likely to get an STD.

TLW

Have you ever seen the size of moth balls?

Moth balls, a bit musty but TLW nonetheless.

I never knew moths had balls? Same as fish and why do people eat them in noodle soup?

Luuk chin bhlah aroi mark

CB and tlw comes back to the crow's nest

Birds nest's can find their way into the same soup, if certain peckers keep bagging the rights. Take heed CB

Homeless TLW.

Just thought I'd pop in to say hello. I am sitting dripping sweat in the Spa Village in Samui - however, there's no place I'd rather be!

Have not been on in ages, don't know when I'll be back on again.

Do I look bovvered!?!

Just thought I'd pop in to say hello. I am sitting dripping sweat in the Spa Village in Samui - however, there's no place I'd rather be!

Have not been on in ages, don't know when I'll be back on again.

Do I look bovvered!?!

Actually your avatar looks the same as always

good to read you are happy in Samuii - tis a great place, sometimes miss it but still prefer up in Chiang Mai were at least we can taste and see our air not just breathe it.

CB

I can't think of anything to say so I'll shut up and sod off home with a cold beer and TLW.

G'night.

I can't think of anything to say so I'll shut up and sod off home with a cold beer and TLW.

G'night.

you just do that PH and while you are there I will just walk of with tlw

CB

Walk ?

I suspect you are not what you cliam to be CB

Suspect TLW

Madness> Pure, unaldurated insanity. That is what brings you all here.

I'm glad I can be of service.

Service. TLW.

Kayo. TveryLW.

See you all next Monday.

Me off-ski to Kan-ski

Have fun and game

Sawadee

TLW ©

Kan, for the last time..change your dealer!

TLW

you're all beginners!

You have to start somewhere !!!

You have to start somewhere !!!

GO

When you get to GO again you can collect 200 pounds ..... but not from me

If I gained fifty pounds I would't be able to walk never mind 200.

Fat Fighters TLW