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Enough's enough. I can imagine CB cackling, crowing and doing that wing flapping thing if he is left with tlw any longer.

Taken. for his own good tlw

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Enough's enough. I can imagine CB cackling, crowing and doing that wing flapping thing if he is left with tlw any longer.

Taken. for his own good tlw

Cackling? flapping?

Ok that's long enough for me to allow you to hold TLW my lupine friend. So go back the those leftovers that JG left you and leave me care for this thread.

tlw taken back

Guffing in the face of probational bedlam membership evaluation committee (its okay they're silent) I dare to post here once more, I was somewhat taken a back by Ol Snake's head rules, but nevertheless I shall try to do better.

endeavour tlw

Guffing in the face of probational bedlam membership evaluation committee (its okay they're silent) I dare to post here once more, I was somewhat taken a back by Ol Snake's head rules, but nevertheless I shall try to do better.

endeavour tlw

Hey Quik don't worry about her, she makes out she is a nasty bitch but underneath that harsh exterior is a marshmallow scarfing, pink fluffy slipper wearing, painter and poet. You will fit if fine around here.

Mind you this post will be bound to get a raise of of her which is most of the fun.

tlw baiting

Not sure about that.............. I'm still worried.

yellow tlw.

Not sure about that.............. I'm still worried.

yellow tlw.

You not sure if she is a fluffy slipper wearer or she will come back with flame thrower in tow?

tlw bipartite

No........ I'm worried about not being sure about what I'm worried about.

Alzheimer's tlw.

I was taught that if someone is choking on their food you should perform the Alzheimers manoeuver on them. But I have forgotten how to do whatever it's called when somebody is doing whatever they are doing.

Now what the @#$% was I talking about?

Creudzfeld Jacob disorder, mad as a March hare in June.

Bethlem tlw.

I was taught that if someone is choking on their food you should perform the Alzheimers manoeuver on them. But I have forgotten how to do whatever it's called when somebody is doing whatever they are doing.

Now what the @#$% was I talking about?

Creudzfeld Jacob disorder, mad as a March hare in June.

Bethlem tlw.

You guys need to stop drinking beer out of aluminium cans

tlw alzheimer

Alooominum cans? Nah, best quality pewter tankards with glass bottoms so I can spot those pesky King's shillings.

Oooh arrrr me hearties, splice the mainbrace and break out the grog.

grog tlw.

Alooominum cans? Nah, best quality pewter tankards with glass bottoms so I can spot those pesky King's shillings.

Oooh arrrr me hearties, splice the mainbrace and break out the grog.

grog tlw.

Not being an American I would never say Aloooooooominum but I get the point. In Samuii I had a guy come into my bar selling personalised beer mugs. Standard 375ml with handle job. He put the name of the bar on one side and the persons name on the other. I bought a stock of 300 with names like Matt, John, Dave etc and thought they would last me for about 50 years. I sold out of the bl**dy things in less than 5 months, the guy never came back and the number on his card was disconnected.

tlw mug

if you drink a lot, you end up marrying one of those..............eh hick ! ........why did you talk to that grog eh.............have another ten pints.............hick.

miserable tlw.

if you drink a lot, you end up marrying one of those..............eh hick

You end up married to an American? I thought it was a big enough mistake getting married to an English girl let alone an American

tlw

baffled

CB.......sorry forget what I was about to say.

errrrrrr tlw

CB.......sorry forget what I was about to say.

errrrrrr tlw

Hmm you either need to cut down on the beer or have more of it

tlw libation in moderation

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I was taught that if someone is choking on their food you should perform the Alzheimers manoeuver on them.

There was me tinking it was "Heineken Maneuver" :o by Old-Timers :D. We live and learn each day. :D

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Cheers TLW ©

Beer...............the elixir of life, eraser of all problems, beautifier of all beings, tuner of all singing, the welcome for Mr Floppsy and the precursor of magnificant flatulation.

flatulation tlw

Funny how the heavenly trumpet always calls in bedlam.

Horns tlw.

I was taught that if someone is choking on their food you should perform the Alzheimers manoeuver on them.

There was me tinking it was "Heineken Maneuver" :o by Old-Timers :D. We live and learn each day. :D

Cheers TLW ©

Hey Kan Win - we are having the Chiang Mai TV bbq on 18 August and we will need an official photographer to cover the event in all its gory (spelling is correct) I would be very happy to invite you to this event where we will make you most welcome.

regards

CB

tlw invitation

Elitism tlw

Elitism? ?que

Mr Faulty I no understand it is not a rat it is Spanish Hamster.

Don't tell me you are upset because I asked Kan Win to the TV bbq at Chiang Mai and not you?

Ok <Sigh> It's going to be one of those days again.

Suiging my good furry friend - despite the fact that you are in Hong Kong and there is no chance of you actually making the party but want to be invited just so you can feel appreciated and then graciously turn down the invitaiton - I would like to extend a special heartfelt invitation to you (and before the rest of you get similarly slighted - everyone else on this thread/forum/Internet do thingy) to the Chiang Mai Thai Visa BBQ on 18 August 2007.

tlw

remorse

Many thanks for the invite CB I would truly love to be there but in all honesty it's a bit of a long haul from KL at such short notice. Therefore I am sorry to say I will have to graciously decline but will most certainly consider any future cultural soirees or p1ssups.

Sorrow tlw

If Mr Harris is not going, I'm not.

Thanks anyway.

Grief tlw.

If Mr Harris is not going, I'm not.

Thanks anyway.

Grief tlw.

You will both be missed but we will endeavour to carry on with a beer in our hand, a woman at hip, a song on our lips, and your memory in our heart.

tlw retch

you lot got so farking boring......it is the first time I skipped about 3 pages of your drivel.....I am dissatisfied with this thread.....you guys do not inspire me anymore.....you've lost your mojo!

you lot got so farking boring......it is the first time I skipped about 3 pages of your drivel.....I am dissatisfied with this thread.....you guys do not inspire me anymore.....you've lost your mojo!

The problem is that everyone but loopy, phil, and I have pretty much dropped out so it is only us bobbing back in to take the last word. We have tried various ploys such as insulting Jet but even she doesn't want to play anymore. We need some new blood or start to shed some of what we have here

tlw girding

CB

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regards

CB

tlw invitation

Crow Boy,

Thank you for the invite. Had one last week via PM from you know who in C.M. and sent this to ................ :o :-

Kan not make it as I have made arrangements for that month, but thank you for thinking about me.

And then this note,

Quick note:-

If the referendum should take place on the 19th August, as they have moved the goal posts with this one, you could find that all pubs etc. will be closed from 6.00 p.m. 18th to midnight on the 19th same as in all General Elections. Worth checking this one out first. :D

Yours truly,

Kan Win :D

TLW © BBQ ? :D:D

you lot got so farking boring......it is the first time I skipped about 3 pages of your drivel.....I am dissatisfied with this thread.....you guys do not inspire me anymore.....you've lost your mojo!

Dull it is. Hard job keeping it going until you chaps get back in.

join tlw.

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