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6 minutes ago, NCC1701A said:

"Your name scottiejohn?"

"Yes Mistress."

"Are you my little doggie?"

"Yes Mistress."

"Are you going to be a good boy and vote for my friend NCC1701A for POTY?"

"Yes Mistress."

 

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That's never Scottiejohn - that guy in the photo has hair. Scottiejohn's a baldicoot.

 

 

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Posted (edited)
24 minutes ago, NCC1701A said:

"Your name scottiejohn?"

"Yes Mistress."

"Are you my little doggie?"

"Yes Mistress."

"Are you going to be a good boy and vote for my friend NCC1701A for POTY?"

"Yes Mistress."

Yet another broken spell checker!
The above should have read as follows;


"Your name scottiejohn?" 
"Yes Mods of the TV universe." 
"Are you my faithful Scottie doggie?" 
"Yes Mistress Mod" 
"Are you going to be a good boy and tell everyone to vote for you my friend Scottie for POTY?" 
"Yes Mistress/Master/Mr/any sex/Mod." 
Three Barks full

 

Remember

 

Vote Scottie for POTY

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15 minutes ago, bluesofa said:

That's never Scottiejohn - that guy in the photo has hair. Scottiejohn's a baldicoot.

Which one do you think is me?

PS; Any thoughts on who the other person may be?

Lets whip up some responses;

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Just now, Yinn said:

 

I not even know Tara Yazdi. I just google big... bikini. I play TVF, I know what the people like.

 

Amazing charlie know that name one. How?????

 

Maybe Charlie know the other also?????

 

 

Thankyou.

call someone “it” in thailand is impolite. 

 ai shinozaki  Japaneze Model

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Just now, scottiejohn said:

Is It a Honda or a Toyota?

Just safe to say, its waaayyyyy beyond your reach whatever model it is...555555

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25 minutes ago, bluesofa said:

That's never Scottiejohn - that guy in the photo has hair. Scottiejohn's a baldicoot.

Coots don't have hair anyway, only feathers, but whatever tickles your fancy!

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2 minutes ago, CharlieH said:

Just safe to say, its waaayyyyy beyond your reach whatever model it is...555555

Speak for yerself jimmie!

555555

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Just now, Yinn said:

5555555555

 

next time I need buy some vote I will use different one. See if you know.

 

You study this? Or just the hobby?

 

Mods have some cool facilities available to them for trace etc.

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5 minutes ago, NCC1701A said:

now were talkin'. :clap2:

Are you boasting that your talking with her.

Remember there may be a "fact checker" deployed!

Sorry this is TV.  It will only be BS checker!

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5 minutes ago, Lacessit said:

You have my vote if you can arrange an introduction.

To which one and what is your fetish of choice.

PM on its way with the options.  payment only in Bitcoin for this type of transaction I'm afraid.

PS; Brown envelope could have been arranged previously but the TV spies are out in force.  see previous posts.

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1 minute ago, Yinn said:

ps. I understand your English easy more than some English people!

I am Scottish so I understand.  The same way as you obviously understand me better than most of the Sassenach (Non Scottish) posters on this Forum!

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14 minutes ago, Yinn said:

Somebody tell me they see Uncle NCC with his wife in Hua Hin today. 

 

Can confirm?

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Yinn why you posting picture of 80yr old UK couple in Vietnam ?? 

 

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7 minutes ago, scottiejohn said:

I am Scottish so I understand.  The same way as you obviously understand me better than most of the Sassenach (Non Scottish) posters on this Forum!

I think English man will win POTY.

Because 

1) this forum have English guy the most.

2) Charlie count the vote. He is English guy.

 

scottie= scotland

Uncle NCC = USA

Laccessit = Aussie?

Bluesofa = Uk?

Gerinimo = USA

Villagefarang = Uk?

assuransetourix= France?

sipi= ?

etc

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On 11/27/2019 at 5:24 PM, Yinn said:

 

Vote Winn for Yinn

When win will Make Thailand Great Again

 

- Yinn will build a big, beautiful wall. Keep out wife family, Chinese zero baht, Indian 4 straw one coke, and Russia tourists.


- All Tvf members not require to do TM 30 ever. Just report to Udon Joe.


- 90 day report replace with 90 year TVF visa. FREE


- Free entrance to national park, tourist place. 


- TVF crypto currency. 75 baht to dollar/euro/ pound.


- Police VIP escort to clear the road so no accident/danger.


- Fast track airport service. Red carpet.


- 30 baht healthcare for all Tvf member.


- 50% discount wine and beer, liquor 


- Stop using farang word. New word for Caucasian will now be “Sir”. Guava will also be Sirfruit


- All taxi/tuk tuk to be installation with special TVF “slow meter.”


-  Can buy land in TVF member own name at Land Office.


- All electric cables go underground. 


- 30 baht per month electric bill maximum.


- Special complain phone number 24 hour per day.


- All taxi driver, shop worker, restaurant worker, maid etc speak English.


- All the wife land, house and money, the TVF husband official owner.


- Thai wife pay sinsod to TVF member family. Per kilogram


- Thai man will be training to respect the TVF member. When meet, the Thai man will wai, then salute, then bow.


- Thai people can not play the phone if TVF member near.


- If TAT lie, must go jail.


- No more big loud music speaker. Music must turn off after 7pm and play the TVF music only.


- Free room upgrade.


- TVF lounge at airport.


- No water spray at TVF member when Songkran 

 

- Special VIP seat on BTS


- Red Bull guy. Lock him up!


- TVF member can vote in election and get the vote buying cash.


- Will teach the soi dog not bark


- Will teach the rooster wake up 10am


- TVF moderators get the pay increase! Big one. 


- I not delete the email


- All fighting foreigner vs thai must be one person only.


- Clean the rubbish!


- Free worm for TVF member.

 

Vote Win for Yinn. 
Only Yinn listen to the people. Yinn care. Not trust the other one.


* I think it most problem already, but if forget something, ask me. Can promise everything.

 

Make Thailand Great Again. 
Vote Win for Yinn!
Enjoy your stay.
 

Can we have witch burning days instead of Buddha days with free beers supplied?

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