people who post replies in humungous size, bold, lurid text as if this adds some kind of undeniable immutable truth to what they are saying usually in angry speak

You speak true, Phil.

I especially like it when then add several exclamation points to try to underscore the importance of the thoughts that they are unable to articulate in writing:

!!!!!!Do you get my drift?!!!!!!!

YES MATRON MAAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Edited so as not to p1ss off NR who doesn't like folk stretching the page.

Stop Shouting!

Sorry suegha, it's just very noisy down here in the boiler room.

He sleeps on a rug of Tiger Fur, showers from my trunk, and dusts his cardboard box with CB's tailfeathers. He has a collection of stones and other rubble to give the deity Gorgon, should she ever appear, however, there is a myth that the stones are actually bits of concrete that has crumbled from a nearby bypass.

Now I feel enlightened! Thank you.

YES MATRON MAAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Edited so as not to p1ss off NR who doesn't like folk stretching the page.

It's Leisurely that doesn't like page stretching, not me! Bloomin' nora! I get blamed for everything round here.... <mutter, mutter, mutter>

Yeesh. Talk about whining

Lets not forget separate welcome threads for everyone who shows up in Bedlam.

Stop Shouting!

you got to say it like this,

STOP SHOUTING!

Sorry, I wanted to say it nice and quietly!

Lets not forget separate welcome threads for everyone who shows up in Bedlam.

you're just jealous that no one wrote one for you!

Signatures in a lanhuage that I cannot understand

Signatures in a lanhuage that I cannot understand

이것은 아무것을 의미하지 않는다

One Kan when one has two may Kans of bear

Have another beer please.

Beer in a Kan, Wins

A few other incorrect cliches that crop up in ThaiVisa and elsewhere:

Thais never, ever go to the beach.

Any friendly Thai who comes up and speaks to you in the street or another public place is trying to scam you or rip you off.

In all farrang / Thai couples the Thai is from Isaan.

Lets not forget separate welcome threads for everyone who shows up in Bedlam.

you're just jealous that no one wrote one for you!

you mean we each suppose to get one?? :D

Ive been ripped off then BIG TIME

Atthe time of posting thi post number 167, what are we even talking about????

I think we've drifted heavily off topic here.

Shouldn't this thread be closed.?

Atthe time of posting thi post number 167, what are we even talking about????

I think we've drifted heavily off topic here.

Shouldn't this thread be closed.?

Closing a thread just because it meanders/veers/turns off topic is a TV cliche

CB

Atthe time of posting thi post number 167, what are we even talking about????

I think we've drifted heavily off topic here.

Shouldn't this thread be closed.?

Closing a thread just because it meanders/veers/turns off topic is a TV cliche

CB

I thought a Bedlam thread meandering off topic was a mandatory requirement.

Atthe time of posting thi post number 167, what are we even talking about????

I think we've drifted heavily off topic here.

Shouldn't this thread be closed.?

Closing a thread just because it meanders/veers/turns off topic is a TV cliche

CB

I thought a Bedlam thread meandering off topic was a mandatory requirement.

A lot of the time the off topic postings are more interesting than the original purpose.

CB

Closing a thread just because it meanders/veers/turns off topic is a TV cliche

And the result of criticism/discussion of moderation should be a well known TV cliche for all Bedlam members too.

Watch it.

Basket weavers, one and all.

Closing a thread just because it meanders/veers/turns off topic is a TV cliche

And the result of criticism/discussion of moderation should be a well known TV cliche for all Bedlam members too.

Watch it.

I thought you said you were in a good mood? Only back one day and it starts.

CB

I'm in a good mood - day one back in Samui. Weather's great, just had a beer, going to Ting Tong Corner later. Ah, bliss.

Oh yeah, managed to check out Bedlam!

I'm in a good mood - day one back in Samui. Weather's great, just had a beer, going to Ting Tong Corner later. Ah, bliss.

Oh yeah, managed to check out Bedlam!

Good to see you - hope you are having a good time in Samuii - often miss the place

CB

I'm in a good mood - day one back in Samui. Weather's great, just had a beer, going to Ting Tong Corner later. Ah, bliss.

Oh yeah, managed to check out Bedlam!

Enjoy your stay. Hope the weather's good for ya.

Well I finally heard it, I always considered it a TV Cliche that was never actually said, or worse, actually believed by the speaker.

But I finally heard it,

' I don't know why they make it so hard for us to stay here, We are the Life Blood of the Economy, if we leave the Economy will collapse'.

Anybody else actually heard this?

Moss

Well I finally heard it, I always considered it a TV Cliche that was never actually said, or worse, actually believed by the speaker.

But I finally heard it,

' I don't know why they make it so hard for us to stay here, We are the Life Blood of the Economy, if we leave the Economy will collapse'.

Anybody else actually heard this?

Moss

With boring repetition at most pubs/bars around Chiang Mai where the guys propping up the bar have decided over the years they are a major economic force in Thailand. They probably are for a number of bars, girls , guest houses and overpriced house rental agents.

CB

I'll get my coat.

First kicked off by Thad, the one I first remember anyway, I have used it and so has suegha, I am sure others too.

Moss

I'll get my coat.

First kicked off by Thad, the one I first remember anyway, I have used it and so has suegha, I am sure others too.

Moss

Originally from the fast show.

Here's an example:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=3Pe95jeArYE