To boom boom or not to boom boom

[NCC1701A]

To boom boom, or not to boom boom, that is the question:

 

Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer

The slings and arrows of outrageous fortune,

Or to take arms against a sea of troubles

And by opposing end them. To die—to sleep,

No more; and by a sleep to say we end

The heart-ache and the thousand natural shocks

That flesh is heir to: 'tis a consummation

Devoutly to be wish'd. To die, to sleep;

To sleep, perchance to dream—ay, there's the rub:

For in that sleep of death what dreams may come,

When we have shuffled off this mortal coil,

Must give us pause—there's the respect

That makes calamity of so long life.

For who would bear the whips and scorns of time,

Th'oppressor's wrong, the proud man's...

 

OK that's enough.

 

I boom boom therefore I am. 

 

My greatest fear realized. Soi 6 is no more.

 

The world has been laid waste. 

 

[Pravda]

[Denim]

Here’s a skull now. This skull has been in Hua Hin three years.
HAMLET Whose was it?
GRAVEDIGGER A whoreson mad fellow’s it was. Whose do you think it was?
HAMLET Nay, I know not.
GRAVEDIGGER A pestilence on him for a mad rogue! He poured a flagon of posts on this forum once. This same skull, sir, was NCC1701A's skull, the TV forum jester.   HAMLET This?   GRAVEDIGGER E'en that.   HAMLET Let me see. (takes the skull) Alas, poor NCC1701A! I knew him, Horatio, a fellow of infinite jest,

[ThailandRyan]

As NCC starts his day...

[spidermike007]

Definitely no kissing of strangers at this time. What a drag! Corona blows. 

[1FinickyOne]

15 minutes ago, NCC1701A said:

To sleep, perchance to dream—ay, there's the rub:

that should scratch your itch...

[bkk6060]

No boom no fun.

Edited April 6, 2020 by bkk6060

[rumak]

9 minutes ago, ThailandRyan said:

As NCC starts his day...

Almost like someone else i truly love on TV ........... except Ncc has hair   

[Logosone]

So we are not going to have sex ever again?

 

 

[spidermike007]

10 minutes ago, bkk6060 said:

No boom no fun.

So says the Benedictine monk. Speak for yourself. 

[ChipButty]

3 minutes ago, Logosone said:

So we are not going to have sex ever again?

 

 

Why, have you had sex with him in the past NCC1701A?

[Lacessit]

No demur from my GF, although we have discussed the best social distancing positions from diagrams posted on TV.

[worgeordie]

No Boom, Boom,  unless you can do it at 2 meters apart.

regards worgeordie

[Chivas]

Just bizarre the OP.

[Somtamnication]

My biggest nightmare; ending it all by having to French kiss my chihuahua!

[BritManToo]

39 minutes ago, NCC1701A said:

I boom boom therefore I am. 

My greatest fear realized. Soi 6 is no more.

The world has been laid waste. 

I prefer Kipling (not to mention he makes exceedingly good cakes)

 

Now I aren't no 'and with the ladies,

For, takin' 'em all along,

You never can say till you've tried 'em,

An' then you are like to be wrong.

There's times when you'll think that you mightn't,

There's times when you'll know that you might;

But the things you will learn from the Yellow an' Brown,

They'll 'elp you a lot with the White!

 

[Antonymous]

Be sure to boom boom at home. Wear protection (mask). Wash hands before and after.

[Lacessit]

1 minute ago, worgeordie said:

No Boom, Boom,  unless you can do it at 2 meters apart.

regards worgeordie

Damn. I need another 1.98 meters.

[Lacessit]

2 minutes ago, BritManToo said:

I prefer Kipling (not to mention he makes exceedingly good cakes)

 

Now I aren't no 'and with the ladies,

For, takin' 'em all along,

You never can say till you've tried 'em,

An' then you are like to be wrong.

There's times when you'll think that you mightn't,

There's times when you'll know that you might;

But the things you will learn from the Yellow an' Brown,

They'll 'elp you a lot with the White!

 

Once you've tried black, you'll never go back.

[Puchaiyank]

"There is a time for everything,
    and a season for every activity under the heavens:"

 

But, This is not a time for boom boom!

[Logosone]

29 minutes ago, ChipButty said:

Why, have you had sex with him in the past NCC1701A?

He has very tender hands.

 

For an American.

[holy cow cm]

Maybe you can order a robot boom boom doll online.

[ThailandRyan]

48 minutes ago, rumak said:

Almost like someone else i truly love on TV ........... except Ncc has hair   

you do not mean............ Telly Savalas, say it isn't so......

[Pravda]

37 minutes ago, worgeordie said:

No Boom, Boom,  unless you can do it at 2 meters apart.

regards worgeordie

 

I wipe my laptop with alcohol

[worgeordie]

4 minutes ago, Pravda said:

 

I wipe my laptop with alcohol

Thats handy

regards Worgeordie

[sungod]

43 minutes ago, Antonymous said:

Be sure to boom boom at home. Wear protection (mask). Wash hands before and after.

H ha yes, its takes ' wearing protection' to a whole new level!!!!

[Rimmer]

A copyright photo has been removed along with some less than suitable posts 

[Olmate]

41 minutes ago, Lacessit said:

Once you've tried black, you'll never go back.

A “...” burglar was the Oz term! Always found that saying offensive.

[Almer]

1 hour ago, Logosone said:

So we are not going to have sex ever again?

 

 

Wow, and i hardly know you.

[Pilotman]

You have got to get the right amount of exercise somehow.  Sex does it for me, but with no other practical alternatives readily available, I am getting pretty exhausted.