You can't get there from here!

 

 

It's bad luck to be superstitious.... Andrew W. Mathis

 

There is no cause so right that one cannot find a fool following it.... Larry Niven

 

Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic.... Arthur C. Clarke

I did not have sexual relations with that woman

Slick willy Clinton. USA President

 

Pants on fire Willy. !!!!!!!! LOL.

 

 

 

 

 

80% of statistics are wrong.

 

Elon Musk

. “If you’re happy and you know it, you're probably annoying     someone who isn’t.”

- Daffy Duck, 

 

Off topic post removed.

 

Unable to say who, forum rules 'n' all that....555!

"Stonehenge is nice, but why did they build it so close to the road?" - American tourist .

In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice, but in practice there is -  This quote has been attributed to various people (Yogi Berra, Albert Einstein etc) depending on which articles you read. As they say, "up to you" to form your own opinion

The cheque is in the post

I promise i won't !!!!!!!!!!!!!!.  LOL.

This thread wouldn't be complete without a few Colemanballs: (David Coleman)

 

There goes Juantorena down the back straight, opening his legs and showing his class

 

That's the fastest time ever run - but it's not as fast as the world record

 

He's 31 this year: last year he was 30.

 

Forest have now lost six matches without winning.

 

“Sir, I have found you an argument; but I am not obliged to find you an understanding.”

Samuel Johnson.

 

And the Christopher Hitchens one that makes up my signature below.

And yet another new member, who, within 57 minutes of joining, manages to post a negative comment.

 

 

We look before and after and pine for what is not.

 

Few have been taught to any purpose who have not been their own teachers.

"You aren't learning anything when you're talking." Lyndon B. Johnson

 

"Some people have an aversion to silence, as if a moment uncluttered by words is an opportunity lost forever." Matt Braun

 

"People return to a bad habit as a dog returneth to its own vomit." Unknown

 

"Nurse! Do let's pretend that I'm a hungry hyaena, and you're a bone!" Alice Through The Looking Glass

 

"I'm out of here like a bat fart in a wind storm."

Whether companies or governments most action is initiated merely to create the illusion of a solution or progress. 

 “Society has become so fake that the truth actually bothers people.”

“The world as we have created it is a process of our thinking. It cannot be changed without changing our thinking.”
― Albert Einstein

Twa cheeks o the same erse. - Chic M.urray

it's not a famous quote, but a bar girl in pattaya once said, as she flashed a big engagement ring in my face;

 

"my fiance' gives me big money, so now I only bang the guys I want to bang"

Crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and hear the lamentation of the women!

Conan the Barbarian

“Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.”
George Carlin

“We are all atheists about most of the gods that humanity has ever believed in. Some of us just go one god further.”
Richard Dawkins, The God Delusion

Lytton Strachey: If this is dying then I don't think much to it

Quentin Crisp : Love is the effort we make with people we don't like

Patton: We defeated the wrong enemy

9 hours ago, poskat said:

it's not a famous quote, but a bar girl in pattaya once said, as she flashed a big engagement ring in my face;

 

"my fiance' gives me big money, so now I only bang the guys I want to bang"

Or

I only work Bar 3 months. 

in perfect English   !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL.

“Oderint dum metuant.

 

"Let them hate me, as long as they fear me.”

 

Caligula

"Did he fire six shots or only five?" Well to tell you the truth in all this excitement I kinda lost track myself. But being this is a . 44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world and would blow your head clean off, you've gotta ask yourself one question: "Do I feel lucky?" Well, do ya, punk?

 

Dirty Harry

Let me introduce you to my little friend, a great quote from the movie scarface, but never use it in the bedroom..

On 7/5/2021 at 6:01 AM, Sparktrader said:

On 7/5/2021 at 2:39 AM, Airalee said:

“If you tell the truth, you don’t have to remember anything”

 

-Mark Twain

What did you do 5 years and 4 days ago?

If he was telling the truth he doesn't have to remember what he was doing then!

Many by  Oscar Wilde,but one of my favourites " we are all in the gutter but some of us are looking up at the stars" 

Thaivisa posters' favourite quote...

"We all know...[something derogatory to Thais and Thailand]" when we don't all know that!