Favourite quotes

[gamb00ler]

You can't get there from here!

 

 

It's bad luck to be superstitious.... Andrew W. Mathis

 

There is no cause so right that one cannot find a fool following it.... Larry Niven

 

Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic.... Arthur C. Clarke

Edited July 5, 2021 by gamb00ler

[Orinoco]

I did not have sexual relations with that woman

Slick willy Clinton. USA President

 

Pants on fire Willy. !!!!!!!! LOL.

 

 

 

 

 

Edited July 5, 2021 by Orinoco

[faraday]

80% of statistics are wrong.

 

Elon Musk

[faraday]

. “If you’re happy and you know it, you're probably annoying     someone who isn’t.”

- Daffy Duck, 

 

[faraday]

Off topic post removed.

 

Unable to say who, forum rules 'n' all that....555!

[mancub]

"Stonehenge is nice, but why did they build it so close to the road?" - American tourist .

[Mutt Daeng]

In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice, but in practice there is -  This quote has been attributed to various people (Yogi Berra, Albert Einstein etc) depending on which articles you read. As they say, "up to you" to form your own opinion

[Orinoco]

The cheque is in the post

I promise i won't !!!!!!!!!!!!!!.  LOL.

[Mutt Daeng]

This thread wouldn't be complete without a few Colemanballs: (David Coleman)

 

There goes Juantorena down the back straight, opening his legs and showing his class

 

That's the fastest time ever run - but it's not as fast as the world record

 

He's 31 this year: last year he was 30.

 

Forest have now lost six matches without winning.

 

Edited July 5, 2021 by Mutt Daeng

[ballpoint]

“Sir, I have found you an argument; but I am not obliged to find you an understanding.”

Samuel Johnson.

 

And the Christopher Hitchens one that makes up my signature below.

[faraday]

And yet another new member, who, within 57 minutes of joining, manages to post a negative comment.

 

 

[Surelynot]

We look before and after and pine for what is not.

 

[Surelynot]

Few have been taught to any purpose who have not been their own teachers.

[ColeBOzbourne]

"You aren't learning anything when you're talking." Lyndon B. Johnson

 

"Some people have an aversion to silence, as if a moment uncluttered by words is an opportunity lost forever." Matt Braun

 

"People return to a bad habit as a dog returneth to its own vomit." Unknown

 

"Nurse! Do let's pretend that I'm a hungry hyaena, and you're a bone!" Alice Through The Looking Glass

 

"I'm out of here like a bat fart in a wind storm."

[Thomas J]

Whether companies or governments most action is initiated merely to create the illusion of a solution or progress. 

[ravip]

 “Society has become so fake that the truth actually bothers people.”

[ravip]

“The world as we have created it is a process of our thinking. It cannot be changed without changing our thinking.”
― Albert Einstein

[Maybole]

Twa cheeks o the same erse. - Chic M.urray

[poskat]

it's not a famous quote, but a bar girl in pattaya once said, as she flashed a big engagement ring in my face;

 

"my fiance' gives me big money, so now I only bang the guys I want to bang"

[canthai55]

Crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and hear the lamentation of the women!

Conan the Barbarian

[OneMoreFarang]

“Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.”
George Carlin

[OneMoreFarang]

“We are all atheists about most of the gods that humanity has ever believed in. Some of us just go one god further.”
Richard Dawkins, The God Delusion

[clivebaxter]

Lytton Strachey: If this is dying then I don't think much to it

Quentin Crisp : Love is the effort we make with people we don't like

Patton: We defeated the wrong enemy

[Orinoco]

9 hours ago, poskat said:

it's not a famous quote, but a bar girl in pattaya once said, as she flashed a big engagement ring in my face;

 

"my fiance' gives me big money, so now I only bang the guys I want to bang"

Or

I only work Bar 3 months. 

in perfect English   !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL.

[canthai55]

“Oderint dum metuant.

 

"Let them hate me, as long as they fear me.”

 

Caligula

[canthai55]

"Did he fire six shots or only five?" Well to tell you the truth in all this excitement I kinda lost track myself. But being this is a . 44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world and would blow your head clean off, you've gotta ask yourself one question: "Do I feel lucky?" Well, do ya, punk?

 

Dirty Harry

[lanng khao]

Let me introduce you to my little friend, a great quote from the movie scarface, but never use it in the bedroom..

[Liverpool Lou]

On 7/5/2021 at 6:01 AM, Sparktrader said:

On 7/5/2021 at 2:39 AM, Airalee said:

“If you tell the truth, you don’t have to remember anything”

 

-Mark Twain

What did you do 5 years and 4 days ago?

If he was telling the truth he doesn't have to remember what he was doing then!

[bert bloggs]

Many by  Oscar Wilde,but one of my favourites " we are all in the gutter but some of us are looking up at the stars" 

[Liverpool Lou]

Thaivisa posters' favourite quote...

"We all know...[something derogatory to Thais and Thailand]" when we don't all know that!