Wine, Women and Song

[swissie]

The older I get, the concept of "Wine, Women and Song" seem to diminish in importance.

1) The wine tastes not as good as before.
2) As opposed to before, women appear to me as some "Alien-Species", so unlike me, where do they come from? To think, that in a former life, I bougth them flowers and diamonds leaves me puzzeled.
3) The only songs that will pass the test of time, were written between 1962 and 1975. After that: Yawn!

To compensate this feeling of emptyness I have tried Stamp-Collecting, Chasing Butterflies,  listening to music of Igor Stravinsky, beating-up local Policemen. Nothing helps!

I am therefore tempted to conclude, that points 1 &3 can not be rectified unless connected to point 2. There is hope in connection with point 2. Having gotten a shot of Testosterone in my rear, I still can see myself walking up and down on an empty Walking Street in Pattaya until meeting a lonely Female, me then exclaiming: "Me Tarzan, you Jane"!

Something like this might re-calibrate/bring into balance points 1,2,3 as a whole. If not, it's back to Stamp-Collecting.

DISCLAIMER: My posts should be read "with a grain of salt" and the ability to read "between the lines".  This way, no mental negative side-effects to any readers should occur.
Cheers.   

 

[impulse]

If beating up local policemen doesn't do it for you any more, I can't help you...

[bendejo]

46 minutes ago, impulse said:

If beating up local policemen doesn't do it for you any more, I can't help you...

He can always take a trip to another town and beat up a cop there.

 

 

[bobandyson]

51 minutes ago, impulse said:

If beating up local policemen doesn't do it for you any more, I can't help you...

And he shouldn't beat himself up over it.

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[Swiss1960]

try with ladyboys... definitely will take away the emptiness (you could feel pretty full, just need to ask for "big big") and give a fresh kickstart for your life... I heard, some people even like it and get addicted

[NanLaew]

The slippery slope starts when one tries to reverse the natural processes of 'losing it' or 'no longer having it' with t-shots.

[Sparktrader]

4 hours ago, Swiss1960 said:

try with ladyboys... definitely will take away the emptiness (you could feel pretty full, just need to ask for "big big") and give a fresh kickstart for your life... I heard, some people even like it and get addicted

Threesomes foursomes

[sipi]

I'll settle for two out of three.

[StreetCowboy]

17 hours ago, NanLaew said:

The slippery slope starts when one tries to reverse the natural processes of 'losing it' or 'no longer having it' with t-shots.

Slippery slopes are like ski jumping; it will end up better if you go with some enthusiasm at the start; and if you want to give up, do that at the foot of the stairs, not at the start of the slope.

[Will B Good]

Well you are one up on me. 

 

My life is full of whining women and song

[Sparktrader]

Too hot for wine. Drink beer.