Perfect product for those long bike rides with yer mates !

 

Plus, a huge benefit for those who can't brag about size of their shlong

 

Massive bulge accompanies you all the way, especially when you get off your bike and head towards the restaurant for that lunch-time stop..

 

Message me for detasils of how to order, and don't let the big Thailand reopening catch you with the pants down...

 

300b, which includes discreet postage anywhere in Thailand.

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The cup size seems adequate for me but the bottle looks like it wouldn't hold the contents of a small Singha.  Does it come in a capacity of one litre and if so, can I wear the bottle externally?

 

Also, my Ladyboy GF is asking if you have a version for women, but with a bigger cup size.  

 

Just ordered 2 (one for each leg) ..

3 minutes ago, piston broke said:

 

Just ordered 2 (one for each leg) ..

You need to think more laterally.

 

 

If you extend the tube and remove the reservoir you can pee at will Great Escape / Wooden Horse style. Your mates might think it's raining so best not to let on

 

Seriously, I'm not sure I can pee and drive at the same time (not something I've tried), and if one has to stop one might as well use a convenient phone pole/tree (power poles are too risky).

 

That said, the "codpiece" might be a welcome addition ???? 

 

Continuing the WW2 theme. The Lancaster bomber didn't have "facilities" so a funnel and rubber tube was often installed. One crew member always had to check that some joker in the ground crew (probably of a different aircraft) hadn't tied a knot in the tube before take-off on a multi-hour mission.

1 hour ago, Gsxrnz said:

You need to think more laterally.

 

 

May also require a"block & bleed" set up with a non return valve.

Marry it up with this Decathalon hydration package, filled with jungle juice on ice, water, under the jacket.
There you go.

 

Add drop chute for your poop chute and you never need to leave your bike!

On 11/16/2021 at 10:41 PM, Crossy said:

 ... Seriously, I'm not sure I can pee and drive at the same time ...

Stand up on the footpegs ...