Popular Post webfact Posted March 19, 2022 Popular Post Share Posted March 19, 2022 OPINION by Rooster Thailand has the usual collection of ministries that most every country has. Much of the fun in the kingdom is following the antics of their chiefs. That’s if they manage to stay out of jail or avoid criminal charges. Among those to be removed in the tenure of this government - better not use the J word Rooster - are education minister Nataphol Teepsuwan and Digital Economy and Society (like Orwell’s Ministry of Truth) head honcho Buddhipongse Punnakanta. These were both culpable in riots in Bangkok and ordered jailed though they are probably sipping a cocktail somewhere. Deputy Agriculture and Cooperatives minister Capt Thammanat Prompao was removed in political machinations and is biding his time in the Government House wings. Thammanat tried to deny he was jailed in Australia for importing heroin. Of course that loss of four years of his life was all a misunderstanding. In fact there are so many misunderstandings in all aspects of Thai life from the RTP to Government and every Tom, Dick and Somchai in between that it is high time there was a Ministry of Misunderstandings. This would be a handy umbrella organization for all manner of officialdom making absurd statements with no truth attached, having to backtrack and blame the press for getting it wrong. With that all important threat of defamation. Yes, it could all be handled under one roof in a swanky new building with huge columns in a vacant plot on Chaeng Wattana Road. There are plenty to choose from. Dodgy migrants from Cambodia and Burma (my preferred word) could build it. Their illegal status could then be the first case of misunderstanding for the new ministry. Emblazoned in mighty, high letters on the edifice could be the slogan: “Ministry Of Misunderstanding - M.O.M.’s the Word” Perhaps Thammanat would be kind enough to be the first minister; he has the requisite experience. Other candidates could be Pipat at Tourism, Anutin at Health and even DPM Prawit (who could sidestep from the proposed Ministry of Pies and Cakes). Pipat has proved admirably deft at sidestepping many misunderstandings concerning the numbers of tourists put out by him and the TAT. While Anutin is so brazen in his pandemic denials that he’d make the perfect candidate. In addition they are both billionaires - the greatest ministerial qualification, rivalling glibness. Prawit has proved himself a survivor who can get away with anything, as he has proved on his eight year watch. (A chronometer that always seems to belong to a pal who has just cracked it). Somsak Thepsuthin at the Justice Ministry could also be ideal. He’s raised billions in seized assets in the otherwise pointless War on Drugs. He might even be able to inspire a Thaksin-cum-Duterte style misunderstanding assassination spree of a few thousand drug mules sweeping the deaths under the MOM carpet (a shag-pile bought at a mere million baht a square meter). Coming into the reckoning this week for MOM supremo was permanent secretary at the MoPH Dr Kiattipoom Wongrachit who said the removal of the mask mandate for public parks and concerts was all a misunderstanding. When he said that you would no longer need to wear a mask in such places of course he didn’t mean that. The press are such fools printing what people say as though it’s gospel. The whole thorny issue of mask wearing is well past its sell-by date. Like the vast majority of Bangkok residents Rooster and family have dutifully followed the law pretty much to the letter. We are regular visitors to the lovely and often deserted Railway Park in Chatuchak. We wear masks on entry then they go under our chins. The mandate to wear them outside is growing increasingly absurd and needs repealing. Unless you believe there was no law in the first place (another misunderstanding?). It’s so hot and aren’t we all used to keeping our distance and not going out if we feel sick? Also making the news on Friday were demands for the repeal of the 2-5pm alcohol ban. This could be deemed a 50 year misunderstanding to save some ministerial face. This and several other absurd draconian laws should just be struck off. Yes, MOM’s the word. While the war continued to rage in Ukraine in the last seven days, Thailand news mostly centered on Tangmo. The Thai press has done nothing in the last three weeks other than fall over themselves to find the latest nonsensical angle in the celeb’s demise. Maybe it was an overdose of bird pooh chilies in her som tam, I wouldn’t be surprised. Daily my editor bemoaned the lack of stories for Rooster to translate. But here are some of the best you may have missed: A hard hitting and in-depth feature in Thai Rath suggested the war had affected fuel prices and tourism…. A 19 year old called “Cake” was shot in the forehead in a pick-up. Her murderer said he never thought that firing a gun in her direction could actually kill her. Who would’ve thunk it. A Ya Ba crazed son attacked his folks with a club and a hoe then put their bodies in a charcoal oven. Definitely a “Luuk Toraphee” (ungrateful buffalo ‘son’ of Ramakian legend). Plod acting on the findings of an NGO raided the bar area off Nana Soi 7 where a 14 year old sex worker was found and a woman was arrested for human trafficking. Thailand has done some great work over the last few decades (don’t believe the numpties online who spout otherwise) to clean up its underage sex act but it’s obvious that Lumpini police turn a blind eye to what’s going on in their jurisdiction. ASEAN NOW got plenty of clicks from a story about a “handsome backpacker” pinching from a baker in Phuket. The “abbs” and the “backpack” caused more comments than the fact of theft in a predictable ‘click-a-thon’. The CCSA grinches were preparing to cancel Songkran water splashing again at their Friday meeting. This has actually been one of the benefits of the pandemic especially for us motorcyclists who prefer not to have klong water with ice cubes in it thrown at us as we traverse the highways. Keep up to date with all things Thailand - Join our daily ASEAN NOW Thailand Newsletter - Click to subscribe In Kannayao the met’s Region 2 chief Attaphon - responding to social media - tried to get all the glory by raiding a casino at a snooker club. He found a deserted snooker club covered in grime. His bust turned to dust - Attaboy Attaphon! General Wirachai’s son Pornmet was found to be over the limit while driving his Porsche that killed the Pakistani. Providing there’s no misunderstanding he could well be enjoying rice gruel when the appeals process is over - about 2050 (A.D. not B.E.). A Bangkok FC player made the international news after using a Muay Thai style “sork” (elbow) attack that got him sacked. Watch the video. Worse in some ways than the flying kick of Eric Cantona at Crystal Palace all those years ago. Several Rottweilers - “ooh don’t they make lovely, loyal pets especially for little children” - attacked a 9 year old ripping his lungs apart. The owner reneged on a deal to pay 1.3 million baht in compensation offering a paltry 200K telling the dad he was ready to go to jail. Yes please incarcerate him for several years. Also could we have some nice “draconian” additions that ban all dogs not on a tight leash in the streets - on pain of immediate imprisonment for their owners and instant euthanasia for the so-called pets. All dogs - I’m sick of their pooh, noise and threats to my family. It’s amazing really that people are muzzled with masks for years while the dogs roam scot free. Many people commented on a story about Facebook blogger Richard Barrow being awarded the British Empire Medal “for services to British nationals overseas”. Apparently it was something to be proud of and when I checked 600+ people had commented positively on his page. Not a single dissenter. Funny that, because ASEAN NOW’s story had plenty! Methinks Mr Barrow spent a fair bit of time removing any negativity from his page! It would be sour grapes to blame him too much because many benefit from his posts online. But he deserves some flak too. Attending a black tie event in London was one. Repeating the lies and propaganda of the BP daily is another. He does little real investigating and never rocks the boat. Perhaps that is why ambassador Mark Gooding was smiling like the proverbial Cheshire Cat. Nothing to fear from our Richard. Besides, he does our job for us! The only ‘campaigns’ he mounts are toothless rants about dual pricing and his yearly moan about having his visa questioned. For this columnist, who speaks his mind on occasion, Mr Barrow is a teacher and blogger on fetes and tourism sites who does little serious journalism. He rarely cites sources and if challenged blocks people. The British Empire Medal - what a horrible anachronism - should go to someone in Scotland for “services to the Thai people”. ‘Nuff said. Knockers and knockers featured heavily on the forum. In one story a som tam seller has been making 10K a day thanks to the attributes on her chest. Pukki had some fruity words for the conservatives in Thai society who knocked her achievements and promotional methods. Now she’s hired an even more busty friend to help with the advertising. Also an enterprise unlikely to go tits-up is the Bikini Run slated for Pattaya in May. My editor told me that this story would encourage “traffic” - something I’ve always dreaded in my Krung Thep hometown. Finally, crime solving aside, it was a great week for the RTP due to events unfolding at the World Police Summit in Dubai. The SWAT team (Special Weapons And Tactics NOT So We Always Take) were flying high in a skills contest then the RTP’s “Smart Safety Zone 4.0” initiative won a best community policing award. Big Joke was there to accept the plaudits from the Dubai chief. The Smart Safety Zone 4.0’s main point is that the RTP gets the public to do all their work while they sit at base watching CCTV in air-conditioned comfort. Perfect. No misunderstandings. Rooster -- © Copyright ASEAN NOW 2022-03-19 - Aetna offers a range of visa-compliant plans that meet the minimum requirement of medical treatment, including COVID-19, up to THB 3m. 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Henk Langeweg Posted March 19, 2022 Share Posted March 19, 2022 (edited) Love that headline, may i use it? Not Thailand related. Edited March 19, 2022 by Henk Langeweg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post worgeordie Posted March 19, 2022 Popular Post Share Posted March 19, 2022 They could also incorporate , the Ministry of Mulling , they are good at that . regards worgeordie 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post internationalism Posted March 19, 2022 Popular Post Share Posted March 19, 2022 "The British Empire Medal - what a horrible anachronism - should go to someone in Scotland for “services to the Thai people”. ‘Nuff said." AMM 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pokerface1 Posted March 19, 2022 Share Posted March 19, 2022 Definitely needs a wing devoted to ear syringImg for media personal who consistently report the facts ass about. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wombat Posted March 19, 2022 Share Posted March 19, 2022 Can I add dial an argument to that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post yankyoakum Posted March 19, 2022 Popular Post Share Posted March 19, 2022 get off the dog thing, we know you hate dogs...Yes aggressive dogs should be put down... 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dallen52 Posted March 19, 2022 Share Posted March 19, 2022 Already has ministries for silly people. What about Ministry of Silly Walks. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post dallen52 Posted March 19, 2022 Popular Post Share Posted March 19, 2022 Masks mask incorrect Ministry comments.. 1 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sawadee1947 Posted March 19, 2022 Share Posted March 19, 2022 Today much better than last week. Seems as if you might find your way becoming a proper columnist.....one day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
klauskunkel Posted March 19, 2022 Share Posted March 19, 2022 3 hours ago, webfact said: “Ministry Of Misunderstanding - M.O.M.’s the Word” The tradition of miscreants hiding at Mom's house will have a whole new level of misunderstanding attached to it. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Groom Posted March 19, 2022 Share Posted March 19, 2022 Re Mr Barrows BEM.. This is the lowest grade of the British Empire awards. To compare some of the grades using the British army system BEM - Private to Staff Sergeant MBE -Member of the British Empire- Warrant Officer class 2 to Lt Colonel OBE- Order of the British Empire- Colonel to General 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hotchilli Posted March 19, 2022 Share Posted March 19, 2022 4 hours ago, webfact said: In fact there are so many misunderstandings in all aspects of Thai life from the RTP to Government and every Tom, Dick and Somchai in between that it is high time there was a Ministry of Misunderstandings. Summed up beautifully. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BostonRob2 Posted March 19, 2022 Share Posted March 19, 2022 4 hours ago, Henk Langeweg said: Love that headline, may i use it? Not Thailand related. Of course, I won't tell anyone. In fact MOM's the word. Rooster 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BostonRob2 Posted March 19, 2022 Share Posted March 19, 2022 18 minutes ago, hotchilli said: Summed up beautifully. Even though it is a wrench for a Spurs supporter to leave my beloved Harry out of the column. Cheers, Rooster Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BostonRob2 Posted March 19, 2022 Share Posted March 19, 2022 32 minutes ago, Mike Groom said: Re Mr Barrows BEM.. This is the lowest grade of the British Empire awards. To compare some of the grades using the British army system BEM - Private to Staff Sergeant MBE -Member of the British Empire- Warrant Officer class 2 to Lt Colonel OBE- Order of the British Empire- Colonel to General What about a CBE? Rooster Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BostonRob2 Posted March 19, 2022 Share Posted March 19, 2022 1 hour ago, sawadee1947 said: Today much better than last week. Seems as if you might find your way becoming a proper columnist.....one day. My goodness I'm almost light headed with the (almost) praise. Thanks for reading. Rooster Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BostonRob2 Posted March 19, 2022 Share Posted March 19, 2022 2 hours ago, yankyoakum said: get off the dog thing, we know you hate dogs...Yes aggressive dogs should be put down... I'll try. I just get emotional when I see children savaged. I have a nine year old. Thanks for reading, Rooster 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chickenslegs Posted March 19, 2022 Share Posted March 19, 2022 (edited) 8 minutes ago, BostonRob2 said: What about a CBE? Rooster ... and a CDM Edited March 19, 2022 by chickenslegs 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BostonRob2 Posted March 19, 2022 Share Posted March 19, 2022 4 hours ago, worgeordie said: They could also incorporate , the Ministry of Mulling , they are good at that . regards worgeordie I could do with a mull. How about Ministry of Marijuana? Rooster Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ikke1959 Posted March 19, 2022 Share Posted March 19, 2022 Agree and also a flip flop ministry... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suestra29 Posted March 19, 2022 Share Posted March 19, 2022 Excellent piece Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lacessit Posted March 19, 2022 Share Posted March 19, 2022 I am thinking of getting a tattoo. On my forehead. Stating I have been triple vaccinated, and have also done 14 days quarantine in a Thai hospital. I don't need to wear a mask, go away. I hope to find a tattooist that is skilled enough to fit all the text in. Thai and English text. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sawadee1947 Posted March 19, 2022 Share Posted March 19, 2022 4 hours ago, BostonRob2 said: My goodness I'm almost light headed with the (almost) praise. Thanks for reading. Rooster .....you know the story of carrot and stick..???????????? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kickstart Posted March 19, 2022 Share Posted March 19, 2022 4 hours ago, chickenslegs said: ... and a CDM Or DCM for a complete no good at work ,on a Friday evening ,Don't Come Monday . 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brianthainess Posted March 19, 2022 Share Posted March 19, 2022 10 hours ago, webfact said: Thammanat tried to deny he was jailed in Australia for importing heroin. Of course that loss of four years of his life was all a misunderstanding. Plus he was AWOL AND got promoted or am i misunderstanding something ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stargeezr Posted March 19, 2022 Share Posted March 19, 2022 Thanks for the weekly news up date Rooster, and educating me on the Thai leadership, what a great bunch of guys. (Sarcasm). Reading the news stories of people killing their parents,grand parents, ex partners, or other innocent people like that 19 year old teen, is very sad. Either having fragile egos, or using drugs, or road rage people seem to be some of the problems of why so many people are getting killed. I know a fellow in Hua Hin that takes care of problem dogs that have hurt children. There is a small road a few kms from the ocean, where you can smell the rotting corpses and because they mostly were soi dogs, the plod will not investigate their demise. Hey the third week of Hot March is about to begin, Spring is on the way in cold Canada, and high tourist season is almost over for another year in Thailand. Cheers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AussieinThaiJim Posted March 20, 2022 Share Posted March 20, 2022 (edited) 19 hours ago, webfact said: Funny that, because ASEAN NOW’s story had plenty! Methinks Mr Barrow spent a fair bit of time removing any negativity from his page! Richard Barrow’s award was a complete joke. He gravetates himself with being a “friend” to Thailand. A complete waste of space. Edited March 20, 2022 by AussieinThaiJim Spelling Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thailand49 Posted March 20, 2022 Share Posted March 20, 2022 The last thing Thailand needs are more Ministers that don't understand the whole cabinet, family, friends don't seem to understand we need a Ministers who does Understand!???? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gandtee Posted March 21, 2022 Share Posted March 21, 2022 On 3/19/2022 at 4:38 PM, BostonRob2 said: I could do with a mull. How about Ministry of Marijuana? Rooster Misunderstandings are easily made. I nearly misunderstood a headline this week. 'Identifying a Fuzzy Black Box,' ???? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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