Dumb question

[Sparktrader]

1 minute ago, Fat is a type of crazy said:

Girls aren’t going to want a boy who can offer a low budget only who can’t speak Thai. Spark trader seems confident as an Australian with a job seeing girls but that confidence might dry up as a 50 year old with no job and limited options. Hang in there in Australia and get a bit more money and make it fun. Unless you can seriously put women aside.

If the mkt falls my way i wont need to work.

[Fat is a type of crazy]

2 minutes ago, ozimoron said:

perfectly, I was mooching around the old Thermae Cafe more years than that ago. I yearn for the days when the urinal at the only entrance was the place to be and provided the perfect introduction for each new arrival walking in after soi cowboy closed. The occasional but real chance of finding a virgin sleeping in a quiet corner and giving her a place to sleep for the night and 500 in the morning. Or being followed home by a barely legal girl would wouldn't give up. It's still like that, right? Right?

There’s this other poster called Ozimoron who seems to be moralistic and thoughtful. Comments  on the news a bit. I didn’t know there could be two posters with the same username.

[LaosLover]

Yeah, the classmates COULD BE tossers, just like a penniless single mom masseuse picked completely randomly COULD BE a crazy kinky love bomb. 

 

But more likely, they will be moderately interesting people using the brains that god gave them to make a real plan to live successfully in Thailand. I can see why you'd want to run away from such people.

[Sparktrader]

1 minute ago, LaosLover said:

Yeah, the classmates COULD BE tossers, just like a penniless single mom masseuse picked completely randomly COULD BE a crazy kinky love bomb. 

 

But more likely, they will be moderately interesting people using the brains that god gave them to make a real plan to live successfully in Thailand. I can see why you'd want to run away from such people.

They might be. I used to hang around ceos and fund managers. Mostly tossers who grew up in private schools with a silver spoon. 

 

Everyone eats, craps and sleeps. People are people.

[Fat is a type of crazy]

9 minutes ago, Sparktrader said:

If the mkt falls my way i wont need to work.

I just had a funny period where I was unemployed around 33. Liked it. Liked the freedom. But saw the future as say an unemployed 40 year old and didn’t like who I might be so got back to work. If you stop work for a time it can be hard to get back. You can lose a bit of confidence. Or not. Sounds like fun. 

[BangkokReady]

12 minutes ago, Sparktrader said:

Can anyone make sense of that?

Well, it "makes sense".  It's just that it sounds kind of crazy.  Like something completely made up and illogical, intended to baffle and confuse.

[Sparktrader]

Just now, Fat is a type of crazy said:

I just had a funny period where I was unemployed around 33. Liked it. Liked the freedom. But saw the future as say an unemployed 40 year old and didn’t like who I might be so got back to work. If you stop work for a time it can be hard to get back. You can lose a bit of confidence. Or not. Sounds like fun. 

I stopped work 6 mths covid. Went mad. 

 

Work is good for soul but so too is travel i find. 

 

Im a risk taker and i take calculated risks. 

[ozimoron]

19 minutes ago, Fat is a type of crazy said:

There’s this other poster called Ozimoron who seems to be moralistic and thoughtful. Comments  on the news a bit. I didn’t know there could be two posters with the same username.

My time is almost up. Oh, wait I'm here in Pattaya with an 18yo nymphomaniac on her first date with a farang. Momentarily, I'll need to go escort her down to receive the kanom jeen she's ordered from grab food. I might have blown my 40K budget this month though. I guess that's why I still work hand to mouh full time at 67 with no assets at all. Hedonism is the only lifestyle that makes sense.

Edited June 11, 2022 by ozimoron

[ozimoron]

2 minutes ago, Sparktrader said:

Im a risk taker and i take calculated risks. 

They're the only ones who succeed.

[Sparktrader]

2 minutes ago, ozimoron said:

My time is almost up. Oh, wait I'm here in Pattaya with an 18yo nymphomaniac on her first date with a farang. Momentarily, I'll need to go escort her down to receive the kanom jeen she's ordered from grab food. I might have blown my 40K budget this month though. I guess that's why I still work full time at 67 with no assets at all. Hedonism is the only lifestyle that makes sense.

I know blokes who worked hard. Had 3 divorces. Now got sweet fa.

 

At some point in life u have to enjoy yourself.

[LaosLover]

Your savvy assessment skills of people taking a $10 a day language skill class as the likes of CEO's and Fund Managers will serve you well in avoiding people with 2 baht to rub together.

 

I too am moving to Thailand, albeit on a much larger budget than you. But I face the same issue of making a life there. I know that going to Uni or doing volunteer work will be some kind of very Thai-specific frustration. I know that a lot of the kind of academic, Thai-ophile people that I'd like to hang out will be a little gun-shy about a newcomer. So I do some reading and some modest networking, and lower my expectations.

 

Your plan seems to be: Show up, see what happens. I hope something good happens to you, but people are very busy and not that into you. So it may not.

[ozimoron]

Just now, Sparktrader said:

I know blokes who worked hard. Had 3 divorces. Now got sweet fa.

 

At some point in life u have to enjoy yourself.

I had 3 divorces, lost nothing. Two Thais, sisters, and a Filipina.

[Sparktrader]

1 minute ago, ozimoron said:

They're the only ones who succeed.

My biggest regrets are not taking risks. My calculated risks paid off. When i baulked at chances i missed out big time. I picked Cochlear at $3, went to $300. Didnt buy it. 

 

Got to take risks.

[Mac Mickmanus]

4 minutes ago, ozimoron said:

My time is almost up. Oh, wait I'm here in Pattaya with an 18yo nymphomaniac on her first date with a farang. Momentarily, I'll need to go escort her down to receive the kanom jeen she's ordered from grab food. I might have blown my 40K budget this month though. I guess that's why I still work hand to mouh full time at 67 with no assets at all. Hedonism is the only lifestyle that makes sense.

Are you having sex with an 18 year old nymphomaniac and talking to us here on ASEANNOW at the same time ?

  Are you simultaneously posting and pumping ?

[Sparktrader]

3 minutes ago, ozimoron said:

I had 3 divorces, lost nothing. Two Thais, sisters, and a Filipina.

U married sisters?

[Sparktrader]

4 minutes ago, LaosLover said:

Your savvy assessment skills of people taking a $10 a day language skill class as the likes of CEO's and Fund Managers will serve you well in avoiding people with 2 baht to rub together.

 

I too am moving to Thailand, albeit on a much larger budget than you. But I face the same issue of making a life there. I know that going to Uni or doing volunteer work will be some kind of very Thai-specific frustration. I know that a lot of the kind of academic, Thai-ophile people that I'd like to hang out will be a little gun-shy about a newcomer. So I do some reading and some modest networking, and lower my expectations.

 

Your plan seems to be: Show up, see what happens. I hope something good happens to you, but people are very busy and not that into you. So it may not.

You sound very serious. Most Thais joke more.

[Fat is a type of crazy]

7 minutes ago, ozimoron said:

My time is almost up. Oh, wait I'm here in Pattaya with an 18yo nymphomaniac on her first date with a farang. Momentarily, I'll need to go escort her down to receive the kanom jeen she's ordered from grab food. I might have blown my 40K budget this month though. I guess that's why I still work full time at 67 with no assets at all. Hedonism is the only lifestyle that makes sense.

Interesting life you are having. Sometimes hedonism can sound a bit exploitative. Hope you get healthy and well. 

[ozimoron]

3 minutes ago, Mac Mickmanus said:

Are you having sex with an 18 year old nymphomaniac and talking to us here on ASEANNOW at the same time ?

  Are you simultaneously posting and pumping ?

Not exactly at the same time.

 

2 minutes ago, Sparktrader said:

U married sisters?

Not exactly at the same time. Yes. They don't talk to each other now, one lives in the Gold Coast, the other in Perth. I talk to neither except the younger recently tried to get me to rent her sister's condo across the river in Bangkok for 1,000 over the going rate. That was our first contact in 30 years.

[Sparktrader]

3 minutes ago, ozimoron said:

Not exactly at the same time.

 

Not exactly at the same time. Yes. They don't talk to each other now, one lives in the Gold Coast, the other in Perth. I talk to neither except the younger recently tried to get me to rent her sister's condo across the river in Bangkok for 1,000 over the going rate. That was our first contact in 30 years.

Thats hilarious.

[Lacessit]

23 hours ago, ozimoron said:

I've been wondering about that. The other night I offered a 10/10 GoGo girl 30K to come live with me. Stunning, 23, no kids. I mean model stunning. She agreed and seemed quite serious. Next day, her friend had decided she'd be lonely living alone and put the kibosh on the whole operation. I think now it's too late because I haven't been able to get out and see her due to covid and she's avoiding questions on line containing the word barfine.

 

As it happens, I found another fresh off the farm girl on TF yesterday and she came to visit me today. She would have done the ST but I said no and kept her at a distance. She stayed for several hours and chatted and was quite keen to have a boyfriend. I offered her 20K and she seemed quite pleased with that. She's about to turn 19, no kids or tatts, never been with a farang and had only two causal boyfriends in her life. She's pretty but a little heavy (not fat but not far off it) but not the model style pretty like the LK girl. She lives with her sister who is ten years older and works in an OnlyFans bar somewhere. The sister has an Aussie boyfriend who's not here. No parents in the equation, she sends 3K a month to Korat for her auntie. We'll see what happens.

 

I've tried this many times in the Philippines in the past and it always turns to trash so I'm not expecting too much. She wouldn't want to put on much more weight either and I'll put that on the table from the get go.

You are offering way too much, 8000 - 10,000 baht/month will seal the deal.

IME the really stunning ones are starfishes, plainer girls are far more likely to enjoy themselves in the sack.

If it always turns into trash, perhaps your expectations are too high.

[Sparktrader]

1 minute ago, Lacessit said:

You are offering way too much, 8000 - 10,000 baht/month will seal the deal.

IME the really stunning ones are starfishes, plainer girls are far more likely to enjoy themselves in the sack.

If it always turns into trash, perhaps your expectations are too high.

I shagged a 10/10 spanish girl. She went off.

[ozimoron]

18 minutes ago, Fat is a type of crazy said:

Interesting life you are having. Sometimes hedonism can sound a bit exploitative. Hope you get healthy and well. 

I am healthy and well. Kind of but <deleted> keeps happening to me for no apparent reason.

 

In Pattaya 3 years ago, I developed abdominal pain and couldn't eat or <deleted> for 3 weeks. Took a plane back to oz and was hospitalised for a week. 30 blood tests later for everything they could dream up they found nothing. Next year, I urinated dark red blood. Frank haematuria they called it.. Twice. Off to ER. "Interesting", she said. The urologist tells me "Unfortunately, we treat  these as cancer until proven otherwise". An ultrasound, an MRI and a cystoscopy later they found... nothing. Next I go for cataract surgery, they do both eyes on subsequent days. I get herpes in both eyes with inflammation the opthalmologist says she has never seen before. Antibiotic and anti-inflammatory eye drops every hour for six weeks. Full recovery. I thought I'd never get back to Pattaya. I get here and get covid. Two or 3 bad days and that's all gone, tested negative after 5 days. My bro was accidentally killed when he was 20. My father died of stroke at 50. I've been on blood pressure tabs and statins for 25 years and now on anti-coags for 3 years. No chronic diseases and walk 10,000 steps a day.

 

If I took life too seriously I'd probably regret it. I've probably had 5,000 girls. At least. I'm not exaggerating.

Edited June 11, 2022 by ozimoron

[Sparktrader]

5 minutes ago, ozimoron said:

I am healthy and well. Kind of but <deleted> keeps happening to me for no apparent reason.

 

In Pattaya 3 years ago, I developed abdominal pain and couldn't eat or <deleted> for 3 weeks. Took a plane back to oz and was hospitalised for a week. 30 blood tests later for everything they could dream up they found nothing. Next year, I urinated dark red blood. Frank haematuria they called it.. Twice. Off to ER. "Interesting", she said. The urologist tells me "Unfortunately, we treat  these as cancer until proven otherwise". An ultrasound, an MRI and a cystoscopy later they found... nothing. Next I go for cataract surgery, they do both eyes on subsequent days. I get herpes in both eyes with inflammation the opthalmologist says she has never seen before. Antibiotic and anti-inflammatory eye drops every hour for six weeks. Full recovery. I thought I'd never get back to Pattaya. I get here and get covid. Two or 3 bad days and that's all gone, tested negative after 5 days. My bro was accidentally killed when he was 20. My father died of stroke at 50. I've been on blood pressure tabs and statins for 25 years and now on anti-coags for 3 years. No chronic diseases and walk 10,000 steps a day.

 

If I took life too seriously I'd probably regret it. I've probably had 5,000 girls. At least. I'm not exaggerating.

Try fasting

Do omad

[Sparktrader]

10 minutes ago, ozimoron said:

I took life too seriously I'd probably regret it. I've probably had 5,000 girls. At least. I'm not exaggerating.

Amazing u still here

 

[Mac Mickmanus]

6 minutes ago, ozimoron said:

 

If I took life too seriously I'd probably regret it. I've probably had 5,000 girls. At least. I'm not exaggerating.

Sparktraders has had 500 girls , so its more than likely that you and sparktrader have had the same girl, probably maybe the figure is in the 100s .

  ( 100 girls whose had sex with both you are sparktrader )

You should have both kept all their passport photos, then you could have had a game of snap with the photos .

  "Yep, I've had her, hers the photo of when she had longer hair"

[ozimoron]

4 minutes ago, Sparktrader said:

Try fasting

Do omad

I do sometimes, I need to make it more of a habit for sure.Tried keto for a while but couldn't come at all the red meat.

[ozimoron]

Just now, Mac Mickmanus said:

Sparktraders has had 500 girls , so its more than likely that you and sparktrader have had the same girl, probably maybe the figure is in the 100s .

  ( 100 girls whose had sex with both you are sparktrader )

You should have both kept all their passport photos, then you could have had a game of snap with the photos .

  "Yep, I've had her, hers the photo of when she had longer hair"

Doubtful, most of mine were in the Philippines.  Holidayed in Thailand during the eighties, while working in a casino with nothing to do but walk around in a suit and pick up Asian girls. After marrying and divorcing the Thai sisters within a year, I changed focus to the Philippines. I ran a hotel and a group of 5 bars for a year or so in AC, then a factory for 5 years, in Philippines on and off for 24 years, more there than not.  Never had another girlfriend, barhopped and short timed every day. I Changed focus back to Thailand about 4 or 5 years ago.

[ozimoron]

10 minutes ago, Sparktrader said:

Amazing u still here

Tested negative for HIV and Hep C three times in the last couple of years.

[Sparktrader]

11 minutes ago, Mac Mickmanus said:

Sparktraders has had 500 girls , so its more than likely that you and sparktrader have had the same girl, probably maybe the figure is in the 100s .

  ( 100 girls whose had sex with both you are sparktrader )

You should have both kept all their passport photos, then you could have had a game of snap with the photos .

  "Yep, I've had her, hers the photo of when she had longer hair"

No most of mine not in Asia. 

[Sparktrader]

Just now, ozimoron said:

Tested negative for HIV and Hep C three times in the last couple of years.

Knife attacks, jealous boyfriends