I met a girl last night and for a brief moment she made me feel young again.

[GammaGlobulin]

16 minutes ago, richard_smith237 said:

Are you calling Bob a Lesbian, Gamma ??

 

HARDly. 

[richard_smith237]

28 minutes ago, ThailandRyan said:

So here is one which I find might be an indicator of where this is going

Or maybe this... 

 

 

[PingRoundTheWorld]

6 hours ago, bob smith said:

I asked her why she doesnt study or work in an office etc and she explains to me her english not good enough and she needs to send money to mum and dad every month.

Uhh no. She doesn't work in an office because she likes doing what she does. Very few bar girls hate their jobs - the ones who hate it don't make much money and don't stay long. In reality she's probably an alcoholic, loves to party, and getting paid to party and flirt with guys sure beats working in an office.

 

5 hours ago, SunnyinBangrak said:

I knew one bg who told me what she earned, quite surprising. Alot more than I did at the time. But had to spend some months each year abroad which she said she disliked, Dubai in particular.

1. Bar girls lie. She could be exaggerating the figures for a variety of reasons - to make you tip better because you think she expects more, to make herself seem better than she is, to brag, etc.

2. The starting salary for bar girls isn't that great. Talking more like 10-20k, not 100k. They make probably a few more thousands from girl drinks, but the real money is "tips" from guys who bar file them and/or "salary" from boyfriends/sponsors.

3. Dubai is a whole other can of worms - girls who go there are essentially going to work in massage parlors seeing 20-30 customers a day. They do make a lot of money from "tips" there, but it is hard work that most girls wouldn't be able to keep up with - which is why they only do it for a limited time to make money quick once in a while. A typical bar girl who doesn't do Dubai/Singapore/etc isn't going to make much more than an office worker unless she is very good at her job.

[steven100]

I'm sure she did ......

[Lacessit]

35 minutes ago, ThailandRyan said:

So here is one which I find might be an indicator of where this is going

I thought the acronym stood for Fix Or Repair Daily, which could equally apply to Bob.

[GammaGlobulin]

53 minutes ago, richard_smith237 said:

Are you calling Bob a Lesbian, Gamma ??

 

Forbidden Fruit is always the juiciest. 

 

Now? 

 

Do you finally get the connection?? 

[OneMoreFarang]

12 minutes ago, PingRoundTheWorld said:

A typical bar girl who doesn't do Dubai/Singapore/etc isn't going to make much more than an office worker unless she is very good at her job.

Only one customer a day on 25 days per month should bring at least 50k. That is definitely more than most office workers. 

[Boomer6969]

6 hours ago, richard_smith237 said:

In that case... just don’t take her to a bar and fall asleep....   just in case there’s a younger guy around !!! 

 

 

Don't get it. Been taking my wife to KC once or twice a year since we've met 14 years ago. Even our two daughters wouldn't want to miss our holidays there.

 

And I met her in a bar on Bangla road at 11 am. I was her very first customer. We boomboomed 3 days later. I know that's a bit precipitated for a Thai lady.

[richard_smith237]

12 minutes ago, GammaGlobulin said:

1 hour ago, richard_smith237 said:

Are you calling Bob a Lesbian, Gamma ??

 

Forbidden Fruit is always the juiciest. 

 

Now? 

 

Do you finally get the connection?? 

 

You sayin’ Miley is juicy fruit, Gamma ?

[PingRoundTheWorld]

2 minutes ago, OneMoreFarang said:

Only one customer a day on 25 days per month should bring at least 50k. That is definitely more than most office workers. 

Period kill about a week a month, and most BGs don't get bar fined every night. A few times a week at most, on average. That still brings in a nice sum of money - but not 50k. Keep in mind most bar girls aren't young and hot and - most are just average - walk into any bar near closing and most of them are still there, alone.

[steven100]

30 minutes ago, steven100 said:

I'm sure she did ......

I wish you both all the happiness you deserve .... 

[richard_smith237]

12 minutes ago, Boomer6969 said:

6 hours ago, richard_smith237 said:

In that case... just don’t take her to a bar and fall asleep....   just in case there’s a younger guy around !!! 

 

 

Don't get it. Been taking my wife to KC once or twice a year since we've met 14 years ago. Even our two daughters wouldn't want to miss our holidays there.

 

And I met her in a bar on Bangla road at 11 am. I was her very first customer. We boomboomed 3 days later. I know that's a bit precipitated for a Thai lady.

Give these a read... you’ll get there... 

 

Quick Summary: Bob goes to a gogo-bar..  girl is with another foreigner, the other foreigner is old and has fallen asleep. Bob heroically saves this girl from the sleepy grasp of the narcoleptic old foreigner... she loves him, Bobs a hero....  

 

Bob, amazed that this girl is wonderful and pays for her own stuff, takes her to Koh Chang, she’ll pay !!... Bobs pulled a rich girl, Bobs got game....  

Girl wants money from Bob or her brothers will come and beat him up... turns out bob doesn’t have game !!!

 

 

 

 

 

[stoner]

7 hours ago, bob smith said:

I felt truly alive

yes paying for p**sy has that effect on some men.....most.....ok all.

 

7 hours ago, bob smith said:

every once in a while something will happen to you out here that makes you feel truly alive

thats called an erection bob. 

[GammaGlobulin]

7 minutes ago, richard_smith237 said:

 

You sayin’ Miley is juicy fruit, Gamma ?

IMHO, not all fruits are juicy. 

 

Longyan, for one. 

 

Personally, I once preferred sucking on lychee nuts from China. 

 

Many years ago, in HK, peasants from China would carry heavy loads of lychee nuts across the border, on bamboo poles. 

 

They would ride the train from the border into villages near Kowloon. 

 

I would gladly trade today's Internet for just one more taste of those wormridden lychee nuts from China. 

 

Unfortunately, one can never go home, again. 

 

Look Homeward, Angel! 

 

 

[1FinickyOne]

6 hours ago, bob smith said:

if she was acting then she deserves on oscar for that performance. she was natural as hell, gave a whole new meaning to the term 'method acting.' 

one friend of mine used to say, if the act is good - who cares?

 

But what you got was the ultimate in what they are selling.. at its best, they are selling the feeling of youthful ness... men have been searching forever for the fountain of youth... and you found it

 

good for you - enjoy. 

[1FinickyOne]

20 minutes ago, GammaGlobulin said:

Unfortunately, one can never go home, again. 

yeah? What happened to that home on the main line?

[1FinickyOne]

1 hour ago, PingRoundTheWorld said:

"tips" from guys who bar file them

is that some sort of Freudian slip?

 

bar fine slides nearly to defile? 

[1FinickyOne]

2 hours ago, Lacessit said:

Mine is ironbark, stronger than steel.

is that the putter you use to shoot your age? and was it a par 3 course? 

[Sparktrader]

1 sex is overrated

2 marriage is overrated

3 love is an illusion

 

Have a cup of coffee and wake up

[Sparktrader]

2 hours ago, richard_smith237 said:

Are you calling Bob a Lesbian, Gamma ??

 

I am. I love women.

[Mac Mickmanus]

1 minute ago, Sparktrader said:

I am. I love women.

I think that you just like having sex and females have vaginas .

If Females didn't have vaginas , would you still like them ?

[Sparktrader]

2 minutes ago, Mac Mickmanus said:

I think that you just like having sex and females have vaginas .

If Females didn't have vaginas , would you still like them ?

I like hugging and kissing them. That other thing is useful.

 

Do you like women?

[Mac Mickmanus]

6 minutes ago, Sparktrader said:

I like hugging and kissing them. That other thing is useful.

 

Do you like women?

I like some people and I don't like others , peoples gender is irrelevant as to whether I like them or not 

[Sparktrader]

2 minutes ago, Mac Mickmanus said:

I like some people and I don't like others , peoples gender is irrelevant as to whether I like them or not 

So you hug and kiss regardless of gender?

 

 

[GammaGlobulin]

3 minutes ago, 1FinickyOne said:

yeah? What happened to that home on the main line?

I am shocked that you, of all people, did not immediately grasp the literary connection between Wolfe's novels I mentioned, and this Topic. 

 

What is the connection, then? 

 

Well, in Wolfe's novel, he was writing about his youth, something far away, and never to be recaptured, presumably. 

 

And then, you got this guy, Bob, who is tilting at windmills, trying to regain his youth and virility, in some misbegotten attempt to suck the youth out of young women, sort of like a vampire. 

 

Wolfe, as even you might agree, is one of our greatest authors. 

 

Bob Smith, is one of our worst authors on the Forum. 

 

There are many other connections I could draw, linking Bob to Wolfe, none flattering to both authors. 

 

Why more people don't read Wolfe, can you explain this to me? 

 

Maybe because of coal? 

 

Or, maybe because guys don't like truckers? 

 

I know that you don't know what I'm talking about. Right? 

 

I'm taking about old age. 

 

After all, is this not the underlying current in most topics we read, here? 

 

One guy, in a recent post, actually removed his teeth, photographed his dentures, and then uploaded the image to the forum. 

 

Honestly speaking, I can empathize with the guys here who are almost too old to walk, yet wish to have just one more fling with a young thing. 

 

Yet, guys who give in to this desire inevitably remind me of Woody Allen. 

 

Many of Woody Allen's films are full of angst about death, fear of aging, and the lack of meaning in life. 

 

I just feel sorry for Woody Allen 

 

He wasted his entire life chasing very young girls in Manhattan. 

 

If only Woody Allen had come to Pattaya, instead. 

 

[Mac Mickmanus]

8 minutes ago, Sparktrader said:

So you hug and kiss regardless of gender?

 

 

You can say sex if you want to . 

No, I don't have a sexual interest in Males 

[Sparktrader]

4 minutes ago, Mac Mickmanus said:

You can say sex if you want to . 

No, I don't have a sexual interest in Males 

Why do you go to Thailand? 

[richard_smith237]

34 minutes ago, Sparktrader said:

3 hours ago, richard_smith237 said:

Are you calling Bob a Lesbian, Gamma ??

 

I am. I love women.

That was Eddie Izzard Claim well before all the gender pronoun bumf... 

... a male who dresses up as a female but still wants to bonk females !!!...  a lezzer !!

 

[GammaGlobulin]

1 hour ago, 1FinickyOne said:

yeah? What happened to that home on the main line?

Speaking figuratively, only. 

 

Very few of us here speak in literal terms. 

 

For example, when is the last time you had a real NYC pizza pie? 

 

Never. 

 

Instead, what you get is a Mythical NYC Pizza pie. 

 

And then, through Blind Faith, you declare it genuine. 

 

Blind faith is powerful. 

 

Water to wine. 

Thai pizza to NYC pizza. 

Lead to gold. 

 

Anything is possible if one has enough blind faith. 

[richard_smith237]

1 hour ago, GammaGlobulin said:

IMHO, not all fruits are juicy. 

 

Longyan, for one. 

 

Personally, I once preferred sucking on lychee nuts from China. 

Strange name for a Chinese fella...