What insect could this be - sorry cannot find in internet

[Speedo1968]

Seen beginning of rainy season, less now little rain.   Will try to photo next time I see good specimen
Ovoid shape, 1 - 2.5cm, chocolate brown colouring top whiter underneath, smooth top, slightly ribbed underneath, may feel slightly tacky and rubbery on back, movement almost imperceptible, very difficult to push with finger, I think that they leave a brown staining to cement road and in local small keep fit running track ( similar to that of cow / buffalo poo which "yes" sometimes enter park ), have not seen glitter track as with certain snails, have not noticed them in grass or roadside plants.
I am sure I will get some hilarious replies but having worked in farming in many countries since the 60's I have only seen this 'insect' here.

[blackshadow]

WHAT is this car.......it has 4 wheels.....plus a steering wheel...exhaust pipe engine....and 4 doors what make is it ?????!!!!!!!!

[Stocky]

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[Photoguy21]

Could it be a very common insect in a disguise?

[Bert got kinky]

  On 11/22/2022 at 5:51 AM, Stocky said:

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[PolarAttack]

Free app - iNaturalist

can identify bugs & plants. 

[NoDisplayName]

  On 11/22/2022 at 4:49 AM, Speedo1968 said:

, smooth top, slightly ribbed underneath, may feel slightly tacky and rubbery on back, movement almost imperceptible, very difficult to push with finger, I think that they leave a brown staining

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Sorry, it's not an insect.

 

It's a discarded condom.

[steven100]

it's a cockroach    ...   but seriously,  we haven't got a hope in hell unless you post a picture.

 

 

[KhunBENQ]

  On 11/22/2022 at 5:51 AM, Stocky said:

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From the description the most plausible guess.

And some can indeed look "ovoid" shaped.

 

Not an insect as the OP does not mention any legs.

An insect has six legs (a spider eight).

[tandor]

...you just described my missus to a T.  ????

[Aussieroaming]

Sounded like a used condom when you described it.

[Tarteso]

Except for the size, sounds like a Nigerian hitchhiking..????

[Tropposurfer]

Don't ever goto sleep these creatures will burrow into the base of your skull and eat your brain !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!????????????????????????????

[xylophone]

  On 11/22/2022 at 10:00 AM, Tropposurfer said:

Don't ever goto sleep these creatures will burrow into the base of your skull and eat your brain !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!????????????????????????????

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Reminds me of an old saying I would use occasionally when someone was particularly dumb: – "here's a newsflash; last night a swarm of brain eating beetles that got into the head of xyz whilst he was sleeping, were this morning found on his pillow, dead from starvation".

[Lucky Bones]

"Excuse me Mrs Richards. Is this a piece of your brain?"????????

[Lucky Bones]

  On 11/22/2022 at 7:23 AM, NoDisplayName said:

Sorry, it's not an insect.

 

It's a discarded condom.

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....or my Soi cats discarded do-dos.????

[Lucky Bones]

  On 11/22/2022 at 7:27 AM, steven100 said:

it's a cockroach    ...   but seriously,  we haven't got a hope in hell unless you post a picture.

 

 

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Steven  those g & t's should have provided a plethora of possibilities by now.????????

[Lucky Bones]

  On 11/22/2022 at 8:49 AM, Tarteso said:

Except for the size, sounds like a Nigerian hitchhiking..????

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What?????

Brilliant????????

[NoDisplayName]

  On 11/22/2022 at 10:21 AM, Lucky Bones said:

....or my Soi cats discarded do-dos.????

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I am concerned.

 

Consider the implications.

[Lucky Bones]

  On 11/22/2022 at 10:31 AM, NoDisplayName said:

I am concerned.

 

Consider the implications.

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Luckily it is not my problam.????????

[LisuLover]

If this isn't a wind up, you should go to Facebook and type in 'Thai Biodiversity Study & Species ID', they will know. 

[Bert got kinky]

  On 11/22/2022 at 10:44 AM, LisuLover said:

If this isn't a wind up, you should go to Facebook and type in 'Thai Biodiversity Study & Species ID', they will know. 

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I just did that and someone on there told me that it's a hungry caterpillar.

Strangely enough, I have just finished reading a novel about a hungry caterpillar.

Trippy or what?

 

[Lucky Bones]

  On 11/22/2022 at 10:59 AM, Bert got kinky said:

I just did that and someone on there told me that it's a hungry caterpillar.

Strangely enough, I have just finished reading a novel about a hungry caterpillar.

Trippy or what?

 

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Stephen King or (RIP), James Herbert?????????

[1FinickyOne]

  On 11/22/2022 at 4:58 AM, blackshadow said:

WHAT is this car.......it has 4 wheels.....plus a steering wheel...exhaust pipe engine....and 4 doors what make is it ?????!!!!!!!!

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Chevy. But it has gone extinct

[1FinickyOne]

  On 11/22/2022 at 7:27 AM, steven100 said:

we haven't got a hope in hell unless you post a picture.

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Take a guess... think how exciting it will be if you get it right. 

[Bert got kinky]

  On 11/22/2022 at 11:25 AM, Lucky Bones said:

Stephen King or (RIP), James Herbert?????????

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 Eric Carle

 

[Lucky Bones]

  On 11/22/2022 at 12:17 PM, Bert got kinky said:

 Eric Carle

 

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Cheers. That's one angry lookin' 53 year old furball cattypillar that my Soi cat would sidestep.????????

[Bert got kinky]

  On 11/22/2022 at 12:22 PM, Lucky Bones said:

Cheers. That's one angry lookin' 53 year old furball cattypillar that my Soi cat would sidestep.????????

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I said that I had just finished reading it but I don't know the ending.

It was getting a bit scary on page 9 and I am not ready to read the other 2 pages.

I put the book in the freezer for now.

 

[Lee4Life]

I think describing a grub or caterpillar of some type, not an insect (yet). The one that comes to mind is called a "mah-noi" by the locals here in Isan. (translates to "puppy"). You can find them eating your favorite plants and shrubs, they never eat stuff you don't like.

 

[hotchilli]

Richard III