Popular Post JeffersLos Posted August 13, 2023 Popular Post Share Posted August 13, 2023 No matter how long and hard I pump away for, I just cannot spurt properly. I've had her for 2 or 3 years and at the start I was spurting 3 times a day, endless amounts. Now it is barely a dribble. Push deep inside, pump endlessly, it doesn't make a difference. Is there a way to clean out her plumbing, so I can happily spurt away again in full quantities? 3 2 12 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Sandboxer Posted August 13, 2023 Popular Post Share Posted August 13, 2023 (edited) As always in these situations, dump the useless old "girl" and get get a younger model. Personally. I prefer mine to not spurt because I'm straight. Edited August 13, 2023 by Sandboxer 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post ozimoron Posted August 13, 2023 Popular Post Share Posted August 13, 2023 9 minutes ago, JeffersLos said: No matter how long and hard I pump away for, I just cannot spurt properly. I've had her for 2 or 3 years and at the start I was spurting 3 times a day, endless amounts. Now it is barely a dribble. Push deep inside, pump endlessly, it doesn't make a difference. Is there a way to clean out her plumbing, so I can happily spurt away again in full quantities? Can I have my 30 seconds back? 2 2 13 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Captain Monday Posted August 13, 2023 Popular Post Share Posted August 13, 2023 (edited) Buying a cheap kettle like that don't expect it to last long Throw it out and get a new one Edited August 13, 2023 by Captain Monday 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Myran Posted August 13, 2023 Share Posted August 13, 2023 Tell your wife/girlfriend to get a newer model. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Stocky Posted August 13, 2023 Popular Post Share Posted August 13, 2023 Boil equal parts white vinegar (acetic acid) and water leave for an hour before pumping out and then rinsing. 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lacessit Posted August 13, 2023 Share Posted August 13, 2023 I believe it is called retrograde ejaculation. Make an appointment with your urologist. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ben Zioner Posted August 13, 2023 Share Posted August 13, 2023 Have u been started on medication for Prostate issues? 1 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ralf001 Posted August 13, 2023 Share Posted August 13, 2023 Ladygeezer with long fingers can massage that back to health. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fondue zoo Posted August 13, 2023 Share Posted August 13, 2023 you see Timmy, when a man loves a woman... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Dmaxdan Posted August 13, 2023 Popular Post Share Posted August 13, 2023 27 minutes ago, Ben Zioner said: Have u been started on medication for Prostate issues? I might be mistaken but I think he has problems with his kettle, not his old fella... 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KannikaP Posted August 13, 2023 Share Posted August 13, 2023 2 hours ago, JeffersLos said: Is there a way to clean out her plumbing Maybe it is YOUR plumbing which needs cleaning out. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lopburi3 Posted August 13, 2023 Share Posted August 13, 2023 Few years ago found our hospital had given up on hot pots and installed induction boilers of Tefal as below. Sill using and going strong with no cleaning required. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctor Tom Posted August 13, 2023 Share Posted August 13, 2023 Looks a bit fat to me, get a newer slim line version, you'll be surprised at the immediate improvement. It's called 'The Novel Rat Syndrome'. Works for cars too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JeffersLos Posted August 13, 2023 Author Share Posted August 13, 2023 Because it was the pipe that was becoming blocked, we used a bathroom drain cleaner and it is fully flowing again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NanLaew Posted August 13, 2023 Share Posted August 13, 2023 2 hours ago, Sandboxer said: Personally. I prefer mine to not spurt because I'm straight. Sheesh... you haven't lived. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NanLaew Posted August 13, 2023 Share Posted August 13, 2023 1 hour ago, Ralf001 said: Ladygeezer with long fingers can massage that back to health. It's called a Lingam massage and it's not only katoeys that practise the art. As for the OP's water pot, the rubber diaphragms and seals inside the lid perish over the years, resulting in pressure loss which gets worse the harder you pump it. Loads of 'em on lazada. (not Lingam massages I mean) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ralf001 Posted August 13, 2023 Share Posted August 13, 2023 6 minutes ago, NanLaew said: It's called a Lingam massage and it's not only katoeys that practise the art. As for the OP's water pot, the rubber diaphragms and seals inside the lid perish over the years, resulting in pressure loss which gets worse the harder you pump it. Loads of 'em on lazada. (not Lingam massages I mean) My bad, I thought it was a prostrate massage. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scorecard Posted August 13, 2023 Share Posted August 13, 2023 2 hours ago, Lacessit said: I believe it is called retrograde ejaculation. Make an appointment with your urologist. Excellent and focused advice, not confusing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sticky Rice Balls Posted August 13, 2023 Share Posted August 13, 2023 click bait indeed.... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sigmund Posted August 13, 2023 Share Posted August 13, 2023 Sorry to ask but is this some new sex toy to spurt n'squirt ? ???????? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sigmund Posted August 13, 2023 Share Posted August 13, 2023 1 hour ago, lopburi3 said: Few years ago found our hospital had given up on hot pots and installed induction boilers of Tefal as below. Sill using and going strong with no cleaning required. One of the best French brands, reliable. But depending on your area, if you get limescale depot at the bottom, a bit of white alchool vinegar overnight and it's like new. Excellent choice as Tefal never let's you down..or say rarely let's you down. Unlike some US or UK donkey-tonk brands. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bradiston Posted August 14, 2023 Share Posted August 14, 2023 On 8/13/2023 at 1:10 PM, JeffersLos said: No matter how long and hard I pump away for, I just cannot spurt properly. I've had her for 2 or 3 years and at the start I was spurting 3 times a day, endless amounts. Now it is barely a dribble. Push deep inside, pump endlessly, it doesn't make a difference. Is there a way to clean out her plumbing, so I can happily spurt away again in full quantities? Try a new ballcock 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tropposurfer Posted August 14, 2023 Share Posted August 14, 2023 On 8/13/2023 at 4:20 PM, ozimoron said: Can I have my 30 seconds back? Yeah me too ! ???? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bundooman Posted August 14, 2023 Share Posted August 14, 2023 On 8/13/2023 at 1:10 PM, JeffersLos said: No matter how long and hard I pump away for, I just cannot spurt properly. I've had her for 2 or 3 years and at the start I was spurting 3 times a day, endless amounts. Now it is barely a dribble. Push deep inside, pump endlessly, it doesn't make a difference. Is there a way to clean out her plumbing, so I can happily spurt away again in full quantities? Brilliant click bait! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jesimps Posted August 14, 2023 Share Posted August 14, 2023 On 8/13/2023 at 1:10 PM, JeffersLos said: No matter how long and hard I pump away for, I just cannot spurt properly. I've had her for 2 or 3 years and at the start I was spurting 3 times a day, endless amounts. Now it is barely a dribble. Push deep inside, pump endlessly, it doesn't make a difference. Is there a way to clean out her plumbing, so I can happily spurt away again in full quantities? I thought you were talking about peeing in the wee small hours. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NanLaew Posted August 15, 2023 Share Posted August 15, 2023 On 8/13/2023 at 5:15 PM, Ralf001 said: My bad, I thought it was a prostrate massage. Same, same, just that Lingam is a more exotic, less anatomical name for it. And it's prostate BTW. Unless you are just talking about lying down? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ralf001 Posted August 15, 2023 Share Posted August 15, 2023 Just now, NanLaew said: Same, same, just that Lingam is a more exotic, less anatomical name for it. And it's prostate BTW. Unless you are just talking about lying down? Normally Iam lying down when a lass is bout to go knuckle deep. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
herfiehandbag Posted August 15, 2023 Share Posted August 15, 2023 On 8/13/2023 at 3:12 PM, Dmaxdan said: I might be mistaken but I think he has problems with his kettle, not his old fella... His old boiler.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
herfiehandbag Posted August 15, 2023 Share Posted August 15, 2023 (edited) I had the same problem. I took it apart,like elephant boy I suffer from" 'satiable curiosity ", and enjoy playing withmy tool kit. Unfortunately I am usually hopelessly incompetent at putting things back together again; anyway the rubber diaphragm against which you pump, pressurising the inside of the vessel will have perished and split, leading to the inadequate dribble which you describe. Technically one would describe it as "knackered". I am sure that if you tried hard enough you could source, or even manufacture a new diaphragm - an old inner tube, a sharp knife and an hour or so of jolly bodging! But given that Sinthanee knock new ones out for a couple of hundred Baht, probably a good investment for a couple more years of happy spurting! Edited August 15, 2023 by herfiehandbag Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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