Popular Post swissie Posted August 15, 2023 Popular Post Share Posted August 15, 2023 The world has a new "old geezer" = ME! The more my capabilities (below the belt) decrease, the more interesting I find "the opposite sex". I was told, that by looking at passing by females, I start to salivate profusely and uttering animal like grunting noises. Of course, there are the magic tablets. Normal dosage does little for me. Bold as I am, I double the dosage. With the result that I see pink elephants dancing on the ceiling and convincing me that Elvis Presley is working at my 7/11. What to do? A great philosopfer (I think it was Donald Trump) once said: " The worst about old age is, that the memories of your youth are still with you".= RATS ! 5 4 11 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post save the frogs Posted August 15, 2023 Popular Post Share Posted August 15, 2023 6 minutes ago, swissie said: Bold as I am, I double the dosage. yeah, messing around with dosages of pharmaceuticals. good luck with that. 2 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Woof999 Posted August 15, 2023 Popular Post Share Posted August 15, 2023 11 minutes ago, swissie said: A great philosopfer (I think it was Donald Trump) Which one was it? 1 1 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swissie Posted August 15, 2023 Author Share Posted August 15, 2023 6 minutes ago, save the frogs said: yeah, messing around with dosages of pharmaceuticals. good luck with that. This post sails under ???? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swissie Posted August 15, 2023 Author Share Posted August 15, 2023 4 minutes ago, Woof999 said: Which one was it? The one my age. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LaosLover Posted August 15, 2023 Share Posted August 15, 2023 This would be a really opportune time to become a porn addict. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post hotchilli Posted August 15, 2023 Popular Post Share Posted August 15, 2023 9 hours ago, swissie said: Of course, there are the magic tablets. Normal dosage does little for me. Bold as I am, I double the dosage. With the result that I see pink elephants dancing on the ceiling and convincing me that Elvis Presley is working at my 7/11. What to do? try 1-1/2 tabs 1 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post tandor Posted August 15, 2023 Popular Post Share Posted August 15, 2023 9 hours ago, save the frogs said: yeah, messing around with dosages of pharmaceuticals. good luck with that. you could be found cold and stiff 2 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Mike Teavee Posted August 15, 2023 Popular Post Share Posted August 15, 2023 (edited) 9 hours ago, swissie said: A great philosopfer (I think it was Donald Trump Ebeneezer Goode ) once said wrote: Naughty Naughty, Very Naughty... Has anybody got any Veras... Lovely... Edited August 15, 2023 by Mike Teavee 2 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HappyExpat57 Posted August 15, 2023 Share Posted August 15, 2023 9 hours ago, save the frogs said: yeah, messing around with dosages of pharmaceuticals. good luck with that. I've read too many news stories of old geezers lying on a slab in the morgue from attempting to mount a young filly, pumping too much of the blue pharmaceuticals in their system. ☹️ 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ben Zioner Posted August 15, 2023 Share Posted August 15, 2023 8 hours ago, LaosLover said: This would be a really opportune time to become a porn addict. Interestingly as I get old my love making is more and more focussed on penetration. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rhys Posted August 15, 2023 Share Posted August 15, 2023 Gone with the stroke of desire. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lacessit Posted August 15, 2023 Share Posted August 15, 2023 In the same boat, I am wondering if I can get it up anymore. I guess I'll find out when I come back to Thailand next month. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ben Zioner Posted August 15, 2023 Share Posted August 15, 2023 7 minutes ago, Lacessit said: In the same boat, I am wondering if I can get it up anymore. I guess I'll find out when I come back to Thailand next month. Seriously? No sex life outside of Thailand? You have a Thai wife and are faithful? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Lacessit Posted August 15, 2023 Popular Post Share Posted August 15, 2023 3 minutes ago, Ben Zioner said: Seriously? No sex life outside of Thailand? You have a Thai wife and are faithful? Australia is not a happy hunting ground for heterosexuals. 2 1 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ben Zioner Posted August 15, 2023 Share Posted August 15, 2023 Must have changed a lot. In the eighties, was in my late Twenties, as a jewish IT wiz kid lost in Sydney, I used to be called Curly by all these divorced office girls... 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JayClay Posted August 15, 2023 Share Posted August 15, 2023 8 minutes ago, Ben Zioner said: Must have changed a lot. In the eighties, was in my late Twenties, as a jewish IT wiz kid lost in Sydney, I used to be called Curly by all these divorced office girls... You were in your 20s! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Headgame Posted August 15, 2023 Share Posted August 15, 2023 52 minutes ago, HappyExpat57 said: I've read too many news stories of old geezers lying on a slab in the morgue from attempting to mount a young filly, pumping too much of the blue pharmaceuticals in their system. ☹️ Really? The mortality rate is actually very low and deaths in the overwhelming number of cases was from underlying medical issues and not just old geezers. 1 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HappyExpat57 Posted August 16, 2023 Share Posted August 16, 2023 11 minutes ago, Headgame said: Really? The mortality rate is actually very low and deaths in the overwhelming number of cases was from underlying medical issues and not just old geezers. Yes - really! Not a good gamble just to dip your wick. Anything more than zero is too risky. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ben Zioner Posted August 16, 2023 Share Posted August 16, 2023 (edited) 17 minutes ago, Headgame said: Really? The mortality rate is actually very low and deaths in the overwhelming number of cases was from underlying medical issues and not just old geezers. My recommendation would be to use Cialis 5mg daily. You can get it from Pulse clinic, where it will cost you 2500 for a 30 days box. It has zero side effects and morning wood will be there when you wake up, and start planning your monger's day. In case of overexertion an extra 50mg Sidegra will do the job. But no more than once a day. Pulse clinic are in various locations around town, they are mostly Gay centered, but have embraced Diversity... The can also provide PREP, STD testing and treatment, etc.. But, for those returning after a long absence, the days of good old BBFS will be over soon. Edited August 16, 2023 by Ben Zioner Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carlyai Posted August 16, 2023 Share Posted August 16, 2023 1 hour ago, hotchilli said: try 1-1/2 tabs Better than 1? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ben Zioner Posted August 16, 2023 Share Posted August 16, 2023 23 minutes ago, JayClay said: You were in your 20s! Still am.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post jaywalker2 Posted August 16, 2023 Popular Post Share Posted August 16, 2023 At your age, my advice is that it's time to stop thinking about receiving pleasure and focus on giving pleasure. Hone your techniques for bring your partners to orgasm (again and again and again). Remember, it's in the giving not the receiving that we find true happiness. 1 1 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hotchilli Posted August 16, 2023 Share Posted August 16, 2023 23 minutes ago, carlyai said: Better than 1? one and a half.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post stoner Posted August 16, 2023 Popular Post Share Posted August 16, 2023 11 hours ago, swissie said: I was told, that by looking at passing by females, I start to salivate profusely and uttering animal like grunting noises. this is super creepy. 1 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Lacessit Posted August 16, 2023 Popular Post Share Posted August 16, 2023 2 hours ago, Ben Zioner said: Must have changed a lot. In the eighties, was in my late Twenties, as a jewish IT wiz kid lost in Sydney, I used to be called Curly by all these divorced office girls... Go into any shopping mall in Australia, and start counting the number of beached whales - even the young ones - against any that are as slim as a 40 kg Thai woman. You won't get to see many in the latter category. 2 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lacessit Posted August 16, 2023 Share Posted August 16, 2023 2 hours ago, stoner said: this is super creepy. It's a joke, Joyce. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lacessit Posted August 16, 2023 Share Posted August 16, 2023 2 hours ago, Ben Zioner said: My recommendation would be to use Cialis 5mg daily. You can get it from Pulse clinic, where it will cost you 2500 for a 30 days box. It has zero side effects and morning wood will be there when you wake up, and start planning your monger's day. In case of overexertion an extra 50mg Sidegra will do the job. But no more than once a day. Pulse clinic are in various locations around town, they are mostly Gay centered, but have embraced Diversity... The can also provide PREP, STD testing and treatment, etc.. But, for those returning after a long absence, the days of good old BBFS will be over soon. Zero side effects? Like Viagra, Cialis lowers blood pressure - quite risky for people already on BP medication. Other common side effects are headache and stomach upsets. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pomchop Posted August 16, 2023 Share Posted August 16, 2023 2 hours ago, Ben Zioner said: Still am.. then quit wasting your time on internet forums and get out and live a little....there will be lots and lots of time later to read forum drivel and watch TV. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1FinickyOne Posted August 16, 2023 Share Posted August 16, 2023 43 minutes ago, Lacessit said: Go into any shopping mall in Australia, and start counting the number of beached whales - even the young ones - against any that are as slim as a 40 kg Thai woman. You won't get to see many in the latter category. creepy, creepier, creepiest... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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