Living Close to Temple: What are the ADVANTAGES?

[GammaGlobulin]

I LOVE Chanting.

 

Don't you?

 

Especially when the chanting is AMPLIFIED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Of course, what I REALLY Like is...,

GREAT CHANTING, and,

That is about the ONLY Kind of Chanting I really prefer.

 

What about you?

 

In addition to the chanting, what other advantages do you enjoy by living next to a 

TEMPLE!

 

 

I have been listening to Gregorian Chants for decades.

I can really get into the good stuff.

 

 

I just wish they could add a few more LOUDspeakers at my temple, because...

 

THAT is what's really needed around here.

 

Spacing out, and,

As Usual,

Gamma

 

This is an OLDIE but a GOODIE,

I guess.

 

Normally, I don't ever listen to the old stuff, but, for historical purposes, I found this interesting.

 

 

[Nick Carter icp]

You can buy drugs quite easily and you can ask to watch the Abbots porn collection 

[BE88]

Then you could ask to become a monk and you could sing for many hours without anyone being able to stop you, plus it seems you would get a free lifetime visa.

Furthermore, when you take a flight you would find a seat reserved as a VIP at the airport.

To meditate......

 

Edited September 2, 2023 by BE88

[stoner]

don't you already do enough chanting on here ? 

[jvs]

You won't need to go far to get burned?

[scottiejohn]

Maybe they would stop his internet access!

What a blessing that would be!

[scottiejohn]

3 minutes ago, stoner said:

don't you already do enough chanting on here ? 

You mean too much ranting I believe!

[Shop mak]

You'll never be late to work!

 

 

Another QUALITY topic.

 

'Sabattical', my rear end.

 

Now tell us all:

How much they pay you? We want to know, so we can bid higher 555

[scottiejohn]

5 minutes ago, Shop mak said:

You'll never be late to work!

 

 

Another QUALITY topic.

 

'Sabattical', my rear end.

 

Now tell us all:

How much they pay you? We want to know, so we can bid higher 555

Maybe he/it is paying AN!

[circa02]

If you do something wrong, like kill someone drunk driving, you can check yourself in for a few weeks until it blows over whilst remaining close to home with your reputation intact, misses can bring you meals, better than prison.  Plus you get unlimited junk food every single day, basically a 7/11 delivered each morning, unfortunately usually the same crappy basket but hey, access to the best lottery tickets right in the car park, and more often than not drugs and booze too (not available at all temples, see terms and conditions) ... Just have to throw some water on people wishing to win the lottery and keep an eye on the donation box.  Not so keen on the 5am starts but maybe you can buy yourself out of that too..

[Neeranam]

I love talking to monks, staying near a temple is great.

 

I learned to chant at Suan Mokh, a famous temple in Chaiya in the 90s. 

 

8 years ago I did this one and great things happened. Think I'll try it again. 

 

 

[RanongCat]

Really boring again from alternative profile . Fill gap ?

[Nick Carter icp]

1 minute ago, Neeranam said:

I love talking to monks, staying near a temple is great.

 

I learned to chant at Suan Mokh, a famous temple in Chaiya in the 90s. 

 

8 years ago I did this one and great things happened. Think I'll try it again. 

 

 

What great things happened because you sang that song ?

[bignok]

 

[LaosLover]

 

I played this Gregorian chant EDM record for my pot delivery guy. He wanted more.

 

 

[GammaGlobulin]

32 minutes ago, scottiejohn said:

I understood that this is an English  language only forum!

 

As usual your post is total gibberish/cr@p!

 

 

That strange symbol which you have obviously misplaced.. 

 

What do you call that? 

 

asperand 

strudel 

at sign 

 

Which, if any, of the above? 

 

 

 

 

[bignok]

16 minutes ago, LaosLover said:

 

I played this Gregorian chant EDM record for my pot delivery guy. He wanted more.

 

 

Why dont you walk to shop?

[bignok]

Just now, GammaGlobulin said:

That strange symbol which you have obviously misplaced.. 

 

What do you call that? 

 

asperand 

strudel 

at sign 

 

Which, if any, of the above? 

 

 

 

 

Scott never stops complaining. Don't think he can go 2 posts without it.

[GammaGlobulin]

2 minutes ago, bignok said:

Scott never stops complaining. Don't think he can go 2 posts without it.

There must be a valid reason for his complaing. 

 

Should we ask him? 

 

 

[bignok]

Just now, GammaGlobulin said:

There must be a valid reason for his complaing. 

 

Should we ask him? 

 

 

You can try. 

[Neeranam]

1 hour ago, Nick Carter icp said:

What great things happened because you sang that song ?

I got a great job, was introduced to crypto. Allowed me to get Thai citizenship, and some other great things. 

[Nick Carter icp]

30 minutes ago, Neeranam said:

I got a great job, was introduced to crypto. Allowed me to get Thai citizenship, and some other great things. 

Did the World crypto price increase because you sang that song ?

   Has the rise of Crypto been because you singing that song ?

[GammaGlobulin]

2 hours ago, Neeranam said:

I love talking to monks, staying near a temple is great.

 

I learned to chant at Suan Mokh, a famous temple in Chaiya in the 90s. 

 

8 years ago I did this one and great things happened. Think I'll try it again. 

 

 

WOW. 

That chant is a real mind bender. 

 

Do you recall Lt. MILO Minderbinder of Catch-22 fame? 

 

He, too, had a strange philosophy about Profit, equating it with Patriotism. 

 

And now I see you connecting Profit with the mystical world of chanting. 

 

 

[LaosLover]

2 hours ago, bignok said:

Why dont you walk to shop?

One fifth the price delivered -with free samples thrown in.  He brings over a vaporizer. It's like having a pot concierge.

 

Historically, I have used the sacred music (practically the first western music) of Hildegarde of Bingen to cover up loud sex in hotel rooms. Here's 9 hours of it by Sequentia in case you're having an orgy. What the Eyes Wide Shut soundtrack wanted to be:

 

 

 

[scottiejohn]

8 hours ago, GammaGlobulin said:

There must be a valid reason for his complaing. 

 

Should we ask him? 

 

 

I think I have told you and a few others often enough!

[sammieuk1]

If you like a fine layer of ash with an aroma of roast pork when the wind is in the wrong direction then its the place for you ???? 

[Ben Zioner]

Carl Orff sets the standard, as far as I am concerned.

[GammaGlobulin]

1 hour ago, scottiejohn said:

I think I have told you and a few others often enough!

As ZZ TOP often sang... 

 

I can feel another one coming on... 

 

 

[brianthainess]

Another advantage, you get the smell of burning bodies ????????????

[Lucky Bones]

12 hours ago, circa02 said:

If you do something wrong, like kill someone drunk driving, you can check yourself in for a few weeks until it blows over whilst remaining close to home with your reputation intact, misses can bring you meals, better than prison.  Plus you get unlimited junk food every single day, basically a 7/11 delivered each morning, unfortunately usually the same crappy basket but hey, access to the best lottery tickets right in the car park, and more often than not drugs and booze too (not available at all temples, see terms and conditions) ... Just have to throw some water on people wishing to win the lottery and keep an eye on the donation box.  Not so keen on the 5am starts but maybe you can buy yourself out of that too..

Didn't read the message but it looked terribly messy.

Post of the month.????????