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Do you still wake-up in the morning with "Morning Wood?"

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With titles like "I've got a rather large dong," and "Married women are the best," and now " Do you masturbate more in Thailand?"  Why not a "Morning Wood" thread?

This is aimed at the retired crowd, many of whom seem to need pharmacological assistance to get their Willy to Wonka near the Chocolate Factory.

I'm 70+ and still get annoying, throbbing protrusions in the nether-regions at Zero-Dark Thirty until I finally wake up in the morning where I find that my "friend" has awoken well before me.  Even though my testosterone levels ain't bad at all for my age, I really could give a flip about sex.  Well, given that I'm married to a 64 year old, post-menopausal gal whose got that elderly chubby Thai woman look?  Well, there's your answer to "Do you masturbate more in Thailand."  <laughs>

From a health standpoint though, "Morning Wood" is a pretty good sign that your body's hydraulic system is still pretty ship-shape.  Many of the guy's I know who have issues with their nether-region hydraulics also have issues with the overall pumping system as well. 

Well - how about you?  Still wake up with "Morning Wood!"  🌳

On 10/19/2023 at 6:59 PM, connda said:

Why not a "Morning Wood" thread?

Heck yeah man I'm with you. The caliber of discourse has finally come down to my standards 😉

On 10/19/2023 at 6:59 PM, connda said:

This is aimed at the retired crowd, many of whom seem to need pharmacological assistance to get their Willy to Wonka

A retirement home in the UK is giving all their male residents a viagra pill with their Horlicks each night.

 

Apparently it's solved the problem of old men rolling out of bed during the night.

I thought the alternative name was a ' pi** hard on ' which goes after a trip to the bathroom.

Early  Woodie, no, I usually T off for a round most evenings! 

Old men discussing their erections with each other. Not good. I'm leaving 😉

On 10/23/2023 at 2:38 AM, Wuvu2 said:

Old men discussing their erections with each other. Not good. I'm leaving 😉

Don't let the door hit you when leaving.

I use a half-tab of Cialis every other day to control BPH (Benign Prostatic Hyperplasia.) Cheaper and just as effective as the other regularly prescribed medicines, but the side effects of that are actually delightful!

Junior thinks he's a teenager again! I'm 77... I wish I could keep up with him!

2 hours ago, FolkGuitar said:

I use a half-tab of Cialis every other day to control BPH (Benign Prostatic Hyperplasia.) Cheaper and just as effective as the other regularly prescribed medicines, but the side effects of that are actually delightful!

Junior thinks he's a teenager again! I'm 77... I wish I could keep up with him!

Geez not fair...the side effects to my medications are bloating and constipation 😉 

Depends what I ate and (did not) drink the night before. Booze can be like a mingling termite on "Morning Wood" 😆

  • 3 weeks later...

Only muscle that counts, really; life left in the old dog yet.

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