Petty Criminal in Pattaya

[Danderman123]

I was told this story tonight by a bargirl:

 

There's a Thai guy who goes around in the Pattaya area, and does the dine and dash thing at small restaurants.

 

So, last night, he hit a place in Khao Talo, but had some bad luck: he had dined and dashed there the year before, and someone remembered him, and alerted the staff. So when he fled after dinner, someone grabbed his moto and prevented his departure.

 

But when it came time to call the police, there was a glitch: the owner's phones were missing. So, there was an extended struggle to restrain the perp, during which the owner's cell phones flew out of his pockets.

 

Finally, the police showed up, and took the perp to the monkeyhouse.

 

[Celsius]

Wow her English so great

[JimTripper]

not really the crime of the century, but ok

[Danderman123]

54 minutes ago, JimTripper said:

not really the crime of the century, but ok

were the words "petty criminal" in the title confusing?

[save the frogs]

that's one thing i love about bargirls.

they been around and they got stories.

 

[MrPancake]

That's it ?!

Are you kidding me, bro ?

[Danderman123]

6 minutes ago, MrPancake said:

That's it ?!

Are you kidding me, bro ?

The story too petty for you?

[JimTripper]

1 hour ago, Danderman123 said:

were the words "petty criminal" in the title confusing?

you're petty for posting it

[still kicking]

3 hours ago, JimTripper said:

not really the crime of the century, but ok

Class it as shop lifting which cost billions of dollars every year in my country 

[Chris Daley]

I know that guy his name is Charlie.  He came into my restaurant and gave it a bad review.  So I found out where he lived and left a horse's head on his pillow.  He ate the head and gave it bad review.

[QuantumQuandry]

3 hours ago, Danderman123 said:

were the words "petty criminal" in the title confusing?

 

I thought it said "pretty criminal" and I was hoping for pics...

[NextG]

1 hour ago, JimTripper said:

you're petty for posting it

Actually I thought it was worth the telling. 

[bendejo]

Now that he is officially a criminal (with a rap sheet) he has to work his way up from petty.  Once he gets a neck tattoo and a felony conviction the record companies will be offering him contracts.  And he'll need a rapper name, like Eatandrun.

"I'm gonna eat your mo#!*%@! lunch!"

Then he'll be dead in a year.

 

[still kicking]

1 hour ago, QuantumQuandry said:

 

I thought it said "pretty criminal" and I was hoping for pics...

[vangrop]

6 hours ago, Celsius said:

Wow her English so great

and is your thai great?

[wombat]

10 hours ago, Danderman123 said:

The story too petty for you?

Petticoat junction tales from the crypt.

[Celsius]

Question.

 

Have bargirls gotten so fat that now they are telling fables  instead of fornicating with customers?

[JimTripper]

6 minutes ago, Celsius said:

Question.

 

Have bargirls gotten so fat that now they are telling fables  instead of fornicating with customers?

you're a man

[brianthainess]

14 hours ago, Danderman123 said:

but had some bad luck: he had dined and dashed there the year before, and someone remembered him, and alerted the staff. So when he fled after dinner, someone grabbed his moto and prevented his departure.

So Why did they serve him in the first place, if they knew he'd do a runner, did they serve him beer as well           

[jimn]

Why did you bother? Are you bored?

[Danderman123]

21 minutes ago, jimn said:

Why did you bother? Are you bored?

I could ask you the same.

 

[Danderman123]

12 hours ago, JimTripper said:

you're petty for posting it

Read some of the other topics in this section, and get back to me.

[Danderman123]

1 hour ago, brianthainess said:

So Why did they serve him in the first place, if they knew he'd do a runner, did they serve him beer as well           

I suspect they wanted to catch him in the act, so the police would arrest him.

[Danderman123]

1 hour ago, Celsius said:

Question.

 

Have bargirls gotten so fat that now they are telling fables  instead of fornicating with customers?

Amazingly, I actually talk to bargirls.

[PJ71]

14 hours ago, Danderman123 said:

The story too petty for you?

It is kinda pointless.

[Dickie Dee]

15 hours ago, Danderman123 said:

were the words "petty criminal" in the title confusing?

Two expensive phones are more than Petty.

[NextG]

30 minutes ago, PJ71 said:

It is kinda pointless.

https://thepattayanews.com/2023/11/13/man-allegedly-steals-phone-of-pattaya-restaurant-employee-and-leaves-bill-unpaid/

[ujayujay]

16 hours ago, Celsius said:

Wow her English so great

....probably better than yours

[Danderman123]

40 minutes ago, NextG said:

https://thepattayanews.com/2023/11/13/man-allegedly-steals-phone-of-pattaya-restaurant-employee-and-leaves-bill-unpaid/

I am told its the same guy.

 

I think he was caught on November 11.

[Celsius]

20 minutes ago, ujayujay said:

....probably better than yours

 

Cool. I bet her German, Swedish and Hindi better than mine 2