The juristic girl said I’m not allowed to clean my house!

[bob smith]

I am currently staying at my main house with mrs. smith.

 

we have just arrived back after a nice little vacation touring around Thailand.

 

I came back home early this morning and noticed that the yard was a bit messy so i got the broom out and started sweeping.

 

About 10 minutes later I heard a noise from over my fence.

it was the juristic girl,

she said hello and asked me if I was thai.

I said no,

she then said in broken english, ‘oh i'm so sorry but you cannot be working here’

I said i'm not working i'm cleaning my house.

to which she replied, that under thai law that is classed as work and I cannot do it without a work permit.

she said that they offer cleaning services in the project and I was stealing jobs from a Thai.

so I said what happens if I spill some coffee on the floor, can I mop it up or do I have to call a thai to come to do it?

she just smiled and walked away..

 

I was stunned.

she said that if i didn't stop immediately she would take a photo and send it to the head office.

I reluctantly stopped and went to make a brew inside.

 

is she correct in what she is saying?

under thai law is it illegal for a foreigner to clean his own house and the land that it sits on?

it’s absolute madness imo.

they seem to be watching us like hawks at the moment, looking for any excuse to catch us out..

 

regards,

bob.

Edited April 11 by bob smith

[0ffshore360]

Nominal domestic activities have long been excluded as work.

Maybe the juristic girl has a list of hopeful applicants as domestic staff?

Many years back helped a person to transport belongings into a rental in a gated community.

Within an hour there were women at the door asking if a house maid was already employed.

Not happy when told no and  none wanted either.

[bob smith]

Just now, 0ffshore360 said:

Nominal domestic activities have long been excluded as work.

Maybe the juristic girl has a list of hopeful applicants as domestic staff?

Many years back helped a person to transport belongings into a rental in a gated community.

Within an hour there were women at the door asking if a house maid was already employed.

Not happy when told no and  none wanted either.

it’s very strange behavior and is making me nervous about cleaning my house in the future.

 

am I allowed to wash my own clothes or do I need to get the mrs to do that as well?

 

where does this madness end?

 

bob.

[0ffshore360]

1 minute ago, bob smith said:

it’s very strange behavior and is making me nervous about cleaning my house in the future.

 

am I allowed to wash my own clothes or do I need to get the mrs to do that as well?

 

where does this madness end?

 

bob.

Ask your juristic person if you are permitted to personally use the bum gun ?

[bob smith]

Just now, 0ffshore360 said:

Ask your juristic person if you are permitted to personally use the bum gun ?

I should have done mate!!

 

bob.

[marin]

 

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bob, you wake up each day with a new "tall tale" that is more outrageous than the one before. You have not been travelling you have been posting on here non stop since your return from your short flounce. What a bunch of BS this one is though. Anyone who has lived here for any length of time at all will know what part of your body you are talking out of. 

Edited April 11 by marin

[bob smith]

1 minute ago, marin said:

 

bob, you wake up each day with a new "tall tale" that is more outrageous than the one before. You have not been travelling you have been posting on here non stop since your return from your short flounce. What a bunch of BS this one is though. Anyone who has lived here for any length of time at all will know what part of your body you are talking out of. 

I just want to know if it is legal to clean my house or not!

 

I have been told today that I can’t do it without a work permit.

 

regards,

bob.

[worgeordie]

What is a "Juristic Girl" ? ,  Build a higher fence ,to keep Thai's out your business ,

 

 

"they seem to be watching us like hawks at the moment, looking for any excuse to catch us out.." ,

no they dont , I am sure they have better things to do ,you are just Paranoid ,if it's even true ,

Your just knocking Thai's again ,same as most posts you make .... 

 

regards Worgeordie

 

[bob smith]

Just now, worgeordie said:

What is a "Juristic Girl" ? ,  Build a higher fence ,to keep Thai's out your business ,

 

 

"they seem to be watching us like hawks at the moment, looking for any excuse to catch us out.." ,

no they dont , I am sure they have better things to do ,you are just Paranoid ,if it's even true ,

Your just knocking Thai's again ,same as most posts you make .... 

 

regards Worgeordie

 

How am I knocking Thais?

 

I am looking for advice as to what the actual law around this issue is, that’s all!

 

regards,

bob.

[bob smith]

1 minute ago, worgeordie said:

What is a "Juristic Girl

a girl that works for the juristic? 

 

bob.

[Moonlover]

8 minutes ago, worgeordie said:

What is a "Juristic Girl" ? ,  Build a higher fence ,to keep Thai's out your business ,

 

 

"they seem to be watching us like hawks at the moment, looking for any excuse to catch us out.." ,

no they dont , I am sure they have better things to do ,you are just Paranoid ,if it's even true ,

Your just knocking Thai's again ,same as most posts you make .... 

 

regards Worgeordie

 

The one question that comes to mind regarding your post is: 'why the hell do we all keep raising to the bait?'

 

Just ignore the stupid idiot.

[jvs]

Your main house?Did you not just sell all of you assets here as posted in another one of your bs stories?

You lived here for a long time and you speak perfect Thai and you are talking in broken English with a Thai person?

 

and you don't know after all your years here that you are allowed to basically do anything in and around your own house?

Was she leaning on your fence?

Maybe i am getting too old for this bs,you are the first person ever i will put on ignore.

 

 

 

[bob smith]

2 minutes ago, jvs said:

Your main house?Did you not just sell all of you assets here as posted in another one of your bs stories?

You lived here for a long time and you speak perfect Thai and you are talking in broken English with a Thai person?

 

and you don't know after all your years here that you are allowed to basically do anything in and around your own house?

Was she leaning on your fence?

Maybe i am getting too old for this bs,you are the first person ever i will put on ignore.

 

 

 

you didn’t need to read it, jvs.

 

couldn’t resist though it would seem?

 

regards,

bob.

[marin]

 

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bob you obviously dont live in a gated muban as just last week you were complaining about a bum peeing on your gate. So why would a simple townhouse down a soi have a juristic person? I think your neighbor who does like like you is playing with your head. 

 

Nah you are simply making this up as you do 99% of the stuff you post.

[tomazbodner]

32 minutes ago, bob smith said:

I am currently staying at my main house with mrs. smith.

 

we have just arrived back after a nice little vacation touring around Thailand.

 

I came back home early this morning and noticed that the yard was a bit messy so i got the broom out and started sweeping.

 

About 10 minutes later I heard a noise from over my fence.

it was the juristic girl,

she said hello and asked me if I was thai.

I said no,

she then said in broken english, ‘oh i'm so sorry but you cannot be working here’

I said i'm not working i'm cleaning my house.

to which she replied, that under thai law that is classed as work and I cannot do it without a work permit.

so I said what happens if I spill some coffee on the floor, can I mop it up or do I have to call a thai to come to do it?

she just smiled and walked away..

 

I was stunned.

she said that if i didn't stop immediately she would take a photo and send it to the head office.

I reluctantly stopped and went to make a brew inside.

 

is she correct in what she is saying?

under thai law is it illegal for a foreigner to clean his own house and the land that it sits on?

it’s absolute madness imo.

they seem to be watching us like hawks at the moment, looking for any excuse to catch us out..

 

regards,

bob.

Wonder what you're smoking, Bob...

[digbeth]

I would ask her that I have many other activities that I was going to be doing to myself and I would rather not be taking a job from a Thai and does she offer such service 

[Liverpool Lou]

24 minutes ago, worgeordie said:

What is a "Juristic Girl" ? ,  Build a higher fence ,to keep Thai's out your business ,

 

 

"they seem to be watching us like hawks at the moment, looking for any excuse to catch us out.." ,

no they dont , I am sure they have better things to do ,you are just Paranoid ,if it's even true ,

Your just knocking Thai's again ,same as most posts you make .... 

 

regards Worgeordie

 

Hear, hear!

[Liverpool Lou]

25 minutes ago, bob smith said:

I just want to know if it is legal to clean my house or not!

It is...obviously.  You've been told.

[ChipButty]

I have heard some strange stories over the years, I wouldn't put anything past the authorities especially here in Phuket, I'm cooking my own dinner today, and I watered the garden this morning, WTF is going on? 

[nikmar]

I massaged my own neck the other day on the sky train as I had slept awkwardly and had problems moving my head. Im now worried that i may have the authorities knocking. Massage is work for Thai people!!

 

i still love you Bob - keep the posts coming, mate.

[bob smith]

22 minutes ago, digbeth said:

I would ask her that I have many other activities that I was going to be doing to myself and I would rather not be taking a job from a Thai and does she offer such service 

then i would get done for soliciting prostitution mate!

 

it’s illegal here in Thailand, didn’t you know?

 

😄 

 

[Rampant Rabbit]

1 hour ago, bob smith said:

I reluctantly stopped and went to make a brew inside.

mistake  number one, hold the broom smile and make a pose

[bob smith]

1 minute ago, Rampant Rabbit said:

mistake  number one, hold the broom smile and make a pose

…then end up on the thaiger website ‘foreigner caught in the act stealing thai jobs’

 

I suppose it would make a great AN thread though!

 

regards,

bob.

[Rampant Rabbit]

13 minutes ago, ChipButty said:

I have heard some strange stories over the years, I wouldn't put anything past the authorities especially here in Phuket, I'm cooking my own dinner today, and I watered the garden this morning, WTF is going on? 

i fixed the road once for about 2km several moaning  nosey parker villagers complained, road hadnt been fixed for years, carried on regardless, couple  of  people brough me a drink out, most have bugger  all to do all day ,and you think farangs complain, you aint seen nothing compared to the Thais

[Rampant Rabbit]

33 minutes ago, marin said:

 

bob you obviously dont live in a gated muban as just last week you were complaining about a bum peeing on your gate. So why would a simple townhouse down a soi have a juristic person? I think your neighbor who does like like you is playing with your head. 

 

Nah you are simply making this up as you do 99% of the stuff you post.

but does it really matter?

[bob smith]

1 minute ago, Rampant Rabbit said:

i fixed the road once for about 2km several moaning  nosey parker villagers complained, road hadnt been fixed for years, carried on regardless, couple  of  people brough me a drink out, most have bugger  all to do all day ,and you think farangs complain, you aint seen nothing compared to the Thais

most have a phd in complaining mate.

though not in public.

 

they are the masters at the behind the back variety.

regards,

bob.

Edited April 11 by bob smith

[Will B Good]

Worried about evidential contamination?

[jerrymahoney]

A story that was part of John McCain losing the 2008 US Presidential election:

 

McCain unsure how many houses he owns

 

Sen. John McCain (R-Ariz.) said in an interview Wednesday that he was uncertain how many houses he and his wife, Cindy, own.

 

“I think — I’ll have my staff get to you,” McCain told Politico in Las Cruces, N.M. “It’s condominiums where — I’ll have them get to you.”

 

https://www.politico.com/story/2008/08/mccain-unsure-how-many-houses-he-owns-012685

 

NB John McCain's 2nd wife had a beer distribution fortune.

[2baht]

1 hour ago, bob smith said:

they seem to be watching us like hawks at the moment, looking for any excuse to catch us out..

Total inferior complex, this is one of the ways they can pull rank on us!

[theshu25]

Surely there must be a village somewhere that requires an  idiot. This guy is the missing link bewtween man and ape sure;ly.