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Blondes and Football

Football FINALLY makes sense..........

A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great
seats right behind their team's bench. After the game, he asked her how she
liked the experience.

”Oh, I really liked it,” she replied, “especially the tight pants and
all the big muscles, but I just couldn't understand why they were
killing each other over 25 cents.”

Dumbfounded, he asked, “What do you mean?”

“Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it and then for the rest of
the game, all they kept screaming was “Get the quarterback!
Get the Quarterback!

I'm like...Helloooooo? It's only 25 cents!!”

 

Y'all remember 2015 & 2016 ... all those 'experts' ... 

 

Almost as good as people stating IF he wins, they'll leave the USA ...

 

... and yet ... still there 

 

 

Interesting thoughts, sort of like people giving their negative thoughts about Trump.   Equal time ... at least it's a chocolate person, I think, so can't call him racist 

 

 

Please GOD ... Hurry the F up ... Make AN Readable Again

 

 

 

 

 

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/-3BHm7nAbEI

 

 

 

 

 

SACRAMENTO, CA — In a statement intended to assuage the fears of Democratic voters throughout the state, Governor Gavin Newsom assured California will remain a galactic insane asylum to which other planets deport their lunatics.

 

California residents who had fallen into despair following Trump's victory were relieved to hear that Governor Newsom California would remain a prison state “where we all are incarcerated, that is why it is useless to aspire for universal peace, since living here does not set such a goal, offered by Trump's return to the White House.

 

Residents of the Golden State expressed thankfulness for Newsom steadfastly standing guard to protect everything that makes California what it is. "We're so grateful for his protection," said Betty Boop. "If it weren't for Governor Newsom's strength and determination, the day might come when we could leave our homes without paying exorbitant gas prices, being violently assaulted by unauthorized immigrants, or stepping in piles of homeless people’s <deleted>. God bless you, Gavin Newsom."

 

At publishing time, the governor's office had announced Newsom's plan to declare California a sanctuary state for high taxes, inflation, child mutilation, and unrestrained illegal immigrants’ violent crimes.

 

NOTE:  i realize this is AN forum ..... so probably should say  THIS IS SARCASM !! 

   ( i have noticed that many with <removed> can not figure these things out )