Getting tatts

[georgegeorgia]

I have always been fascinated by tattoos 

I want to get two hands on my bum cheeks .

One hand on each 

 

Every trip to Thailand I say I'm going to do it but never do

Please help me with the process 

I'm thinking Bangkok or Pattaya?

 

Does it hurt ? I just want a green ink hand tattoo on each cheek,no red ink 

How long does it take ? 

Is it going to be beautiful 

How much are you envising it to cost ?

And by the way the word "envising' I just made up I have no idea what it means 

But I am hoping under 10,000 baht two hands one on each bum cheek

Do I need to take a picture to show them ?

Please explain 

 

 

[GammaGlobulin]

32 minutes ago, georgegeorgia said:

Does it hurt ?

 

Why not find a place that offers general anesthesia?

 

Also, why stop at two hands?

 

Speaking of "hands"....

 

Do you recall the sad tale of....

 

MR. HANDS?

 

Why not get a horse tattoo, too...

 

For that matter.

 

In addition:  Why stop at just an average horse tattoo?  Certainly, you deserve something more, like an image of an erect stallion.

 

 

[georgegeorgia]

2 minutes ago, GammaGlobulin said:

 

Why not find a place that offers general anesthesia?

 

Also, why stop at two hands?

 

Speaking of "hands"....

 

Do you recall the sad tale of....

 

MR. HANDS?

 

Why not get a horse tattoo, for that matter?

 

 

Is it possible to get a tattoo on that area above the penis?

[GammaGlobulin]

7 minutes ago, georgegeorgia said:

Is it possible to get a tattoo on that area above the penis?

 

It's possible.

 

Even girls have their eyebrows tattooed, to great effect.

 

 

[stoner]

44 minutes ago, georgegeorgia said:

How long does it take ?

 

depends on if he is willing to give you a reach around or not. 

[GammaGlobulin]

2 minutes ago, stoner said:

 

depends on if he is willing to give you a reach around or not. 

 

It's possible to even get tattooed internally.

 

I have heard of one interesting case where some guy had his duodenum tattooed with an image of his Ex-GF's left breast.

 

Have no idea why, however.

 

 

[georgegeorgia]

Just now, GammaGlobulin said:

 

It's possible to even get tattooed internally.

 

I have heard of one interesting case where some guy had his duodenum tattooed with an image of his Ex-GF's left breast.

 

Have no idea why, however.

 

 

Oh this is disgusting

This forum has certainly reached low levels of depravity !!

[georgegeorgia]

6 minutes ago, stoner said:

 

depends on if he is willing to give you a reach around or not. 

We are trying to have a academic intelligent discussion 

[stoner]

1 minute ago, georgegeorgia said:

Oh this is disgusting

This forum has certainly reached low levels of depravity !!

 

don't worry one of your new threads next week will set the bar lower. i have faith. 

[stoner]

1 minute ago, georgegeorgia said:

We are trying to have a academic intelligent discussion 

 

then why are you here ? 

[GammaGlobulin]

15 minutes ago, georgegeorgia said:

Oh this is disgusting

This forum has certainly reached low levels of depravity !!

 

Look to yourself, Sir, for your continuing uplifting content, posted here.

 

I take no responsibility for what you write.

 

 

 

[FritsSikkink]

48 minutes ago, georgegeorgia said:

Is it possible to get a tattoo on that area above the penis?

Do it on your forehead to be sure, they might not be able to locate it.

[FritsSikkink]

25 minutes ago, georgegeorgia said:

We are trying to have a academic intelligent discussion 

Not succeeding.

[Olmate]

1 hour ago, georgegeorgia said:

I have always been fascinated by tattoos 

I want to get two hands on my bum cheeks .

One hand on each 

 

Every trip to Thailand I say I'm going to do it but never do

Please help me with the process 

I'm thinking Bangkok or Pattaya?

 

Does it hurt ? I just want a green ink hand tattoo on each cheek,no red ink 

How long does it take ? 

Is it going to be beautiful 

How much are you envising it to cost ?

And by the way the word "envising' I just made up I have no idea what it means 

But I am hoping under 10,000 baht two hands one on each bum cheek

Do I need to take a picture to show them ?

Please explain 

 

 

First job you will need to do is shave your hairy bum cheeks, preferably with a cut throat!! lol

[Jeff the Chef]

55 minutes ago, georgegeorgia said:

Is it possible to get a tattoo on that area above the penis?

 

You can have your penis tattooed, I have Wendy on mine, and when it is erect it says, "Welcome to Jamaica have a nice day" in inch letters.

[gargamon]

8 minutes ago, FritsSikkink said:

Do it on your forehead to be sure, they might not be able to locate it.

That one should be a big L in the OP's case.

[stoner]

12 minutes ago, Jeff the Chef said:

 

You can have your penis tattooed, I have Wendy on mine, and when it is erect it says, "Welcome to Jamaica have a nice day" in inch letters.

 

So divide by 9 and subtract 7.

[georgegeorgia]

A lot injudicious posters here I see 

[fredwiggy]

2 hours ago, georgegeorgia said:

We are trying to have a academic intelligent discussion 

The you should use another word besides academic, because that relates to school discussions or irrelevant topics.

[FriscoKid]

5 hours ago, georgegeorgia said:

Is it possible to get a tattoo on that area above the penis?

Just get a tattoo of a $100 bill directly onto your penis. It will be the perfect thing for you because people love to blow money. 
 

Or even better, get a tattoo on your back, right above your your backside, of the word ENTRANCE and with a large arrow pointing down at your arse crack. 

[Gandtee]

5 hours ago, GammaGlobulin said:

 

Why not find a place that offers general anesthesia?

 

Also, why stop at two hands?

 

Speaking of "hands"....

 

Do you recall the sad tale of....

 

MR. HANDS?

 

Why not get a horse tattoo, too...

 

For that matter.

 

In addition:  Why stop at just an average horse tattoo?  Certainly, you deserve something more, like an image of an erect stallion.

 

 

For a moment I misread and thought you said euthanasia. Why did that spring to mind I wonder?

[brianthainess]

Get a tattoo of a dick & balls on your forehead, it would suit your personality.

[brianthainess]

5 hours ago, Jeff the Chef said:

 

You can have your penis tattooed, I have Wendy on mine, and when it is erect it says, "Welcome to Jamaica have a nice day" in inch letters.

Well your a bigger 'boy' than me then, I have HMS tattooed on mine, when its erect it reads Hammersmith.

[Yagoda]

I have $100 bill tatooed on my todger so I can watch my money grow, I can always play with my money and I dont care when some chick ups and blows my money.

[KannikaP]

7 hours ago, georgegeorgia said:

Do I need to take a picture to show them ?

Please explain 

No, you need to stop posting silly Ops.

[KannikaP]

1 hour ago, FriscoKid said:

Just get a tattoo of a $100 bill directly onto your penis. It will be the perfect thing for you because people love to blow money. 
 

Or even better, get a tattoo on your back, right above your your backside, of the word ENTRANCE and with a large arrow pointing down at your arse crack. 

I always wonder why some girls have their own name tattooed on their lower back.

It is so you know what to call them when back-scuttling! 

[KannikaP]

6 hours ago, georgegeorgia said:

Is it possible to get a tattoo on that area above the penis?

It's usually called your frontal body.

[FriscoKid]

5 minutes ago, KannikaP said:

I always wonder why some girls have their own name tattooed on their lower back.

It is so you know what to call them when back-scuttling! 

Off-topic, but reminded me of something clever that they do in Japan. In the urinals in public restrooms there is often an image of a housefly printed on the porcelain inside the urinal. It gives drunk men something to aim at, and that way it's less likely that they will pee on the floor. 

[oxo1947]

 

Thought about it....but at my advanced age, I guess the only Tattoo I would be getting is my address..............

[SAFETY FIRST]

8 hours ago, georgegeorgia said:

I am hoping under 10,000 baht 

You're wasting your money, 10k baht will get you some quality time with a hottie 

 

I got my first and only tattoo in my 20's. 

Wouldn't get another one. 

 

Leave the tattoos for the middle aged, bald Poms, I always see these guys walking around Buakhou and Walking Street with their new tattoos, having their body parts covered in Gladwrap.