He’s visited Thailand twice. Tried the single male touristy thing. Gogo bar, beer bar and freelance on beach road in pattaya. Now he gets on his rented Wave, rides around until he finds a good looking girl sitting outside a massage place. He goes in for an oil massage (300thb), when the “do you want boom boom” question pops up he decides whether she’s worthy or not. If not, he’s had his daily massage. He claims having his body rubbed in a nice air conditioned room, fondling, touching, talking in a quiet and relaxed environment helps him to make the right decision, and for just an extra (1000thb).  In comparison to the other three methods, he claims the cost, noise, pressure to buy lady drinks, the pressure to take out a girl quickly does not always lead to a good outcome. 
well done mate was my response. 

"A loop hole"

That's the fist time that I've heard called that , but seems like you mate did find a the loop hole, although it cost him 1300 Baht

Well he says when he’s in the mood he just wants to do the deed and do away with the other nonesense. He’s paid a lot more for the other three options with some disappointments along the way. And he gets a complimentary shower, toweled down, escorted to the lounge to enjoy his complimentary drink. I just couldn’t fault his new modus operandi. 

Looks like a business opportunity.

32 minutes ago, norfolkandchance said:

Looks like a business opportunity.

Yeah, there is a dearth of massage shops in Thailand. 😂

1 hour ago, AustinRacing said:

He’s visited Thailand twice. Tried the single male touristy thing. Gogo bar, beer bar and freelance on beach road in pattaya. Now he gets on his rented Wave, rides around until he finds a good looking girl sitting outside a massage place. He goes in for an oil massage (300thb), when the “do you want boom boom” question pops up he decides whether she’s shagworthy or not. If not, he’s had his daily massage. He claims having his body rubbed in a nice air conditioned room, fondling, touching, talking in a quiet and relaxed environment helps him to make the right decision, and for just an extra (1000thb).  In comparison to the other three methods, he claims the cost, noise, pressure to buy lady drinks, the pressure to take out a girl quickly does not always lead to a good outcome. 
well done mate was my response. 

 

You could have  just written that you hold the  opinion that the most cost effective method of transacting with a prostitute is to visit a brothel.  1 line instead of 8.

Does having coitus with someone who most likely serviced multiple customers that day, performing on a mattress that has hosted many clients and has the bodily fluid drippings to show for it, add to the "friend's" fun?

 

11 minutes ago, Patong2021 said:

Does having coitus with someone who most likely serviced multiple customers that day, performing on a mattress that has hosted many clients and has the bodily fluid drippings to show for it, add to the "friend's" fun?

 

Yes, extra sleaze for no extra charge. Next.

39 minutes ago, Patong2021 said:

 

You could have  just written that you hold the  opinion that the most cost effective method of transacting with a prostitute is to visit a brothel.  1 line instead of 8.

Does having coitus with someone who most likely serviced multiple customers that day, performing on a mattress that has hosted many clients and has the bodily fluid drippings to show for it, add to the "friend's" fun?

 

Always take a thick newspaper with you to the parlor. Spread the newspaper all over the matress, thus avoiding former bodily fluids. On top of that you will gain respect as a newspaper reading intellectual.

7 minutes ago, swissie said:

Always take a thick newspaper with you to the parlor. Spread the newspaper all over the matress, thus avoiding former bodily fluids. On top of that you will gain respect as a newspaper reading intellectual.

And, if you use the Financial Times, you could get some investment advice from the resulting impression - but you may have to hold it up to a mirror, depending upon who was on top.

4 minutes ago, chickenslegs said:

And, if you use the Financial Times, you could get some investment advice from the resulting impression - but you may have to hold it up to a mirror, depending upon who was on top.

Holy smoke. Never show up with the "Financial Times". You will be considered as a wealthy Farang. Price goes up immediately.

THANKS ... stories like this make me appreciate the wife even more.  What a bargain, as all I have to do is feed her.   And our food budget is only about ฿15k a month.  Maybe ฿20k next year

 

And also get a cook, maid service, gardener, handy person, translator, and most important ... dish washer and auto gate opener/closer 

 

Oh yea, and I better have my damn coffee before 0800 hrs ☕

so if you refuse the 'extra' 1000 baht, do you excuse yourself to go use the toilet and crank one out and come back and continue the massage limp? 

12 minutes ago, digbeth said:

so if you refuse the 'extra' 1000 baht, do you excuse yourself to go use the toilet and crank one out and come back and continue the massage limp? 

True English Gentlemen will not go to the toilet to do this. They do it on the matress while singing "God save the King". Much to the pleasure of onlookers.

30 minutes ago, KhunLA said:

THANKS ... stories like this make me appreciate the wife even more.  What a bargain, as all I have to do is feed her.   And our food budget is only about ฿15k a month.  Maybe ฿20k next year

 

And also get a cook, maid service, gardener, handy person, translator, and most important ... dish washer and auto gate opener/closer 

 

Oh yea, and I better have my damn coffee before 0800 hrs ☕

I am a bit disturbed. 15K to feed your wife? For this amount I can feed my 3 elephants that I keep as pets. Eighter your wife is very hungry or my elephants are on a voluntary diet.

OR: For 15K you could enjoy the homy athmosphere of a parlor every second day of the month.
All in good humor. I am on your side.

3 minutes ago, swissie said:

I am a bit disturbed. 15K to feed your wife? For this amount I can feed my 3 elephants that I keep as pets. Eighter your wife is very hungry or my elephants are on a voluntary diet.

OR: For 15K you could enjoy the homy athmosphere of a parlor every second day of the month.
All in good humor. I am on your side.

Even more of a CC, that's our food budget for the month.

 

Nothing exciting about a massage parlor, or a P4P bar.  OK, the eye candy is nice, but that's it.   Pretty boring if no challenge/conquest or emotions involved.  

 

Can I rent one of the elephants, got some heavy lifting to do, prepping another land lot for something ... haven't decided yet.   Plenty of bananas & papaya to feed it 😎

10 minutes ago, KhunLA said:

Even more of a CC, that's our food budget for the month.

 

Nothing exciting about a massage parlor, or a P4P bar.  OK, the eye candy is nice, but that's it.   Pretty boring if no challenge/conquest or emotions involved.  

 

Can I rent one of the elephants, got some heavy lifting to do, prepping another land lot for something ... haven't decided yet.   Plenty of bananas & papaya to feed it 😎

Sorry to say, but I have turned my elephants into a bunch of spoiled brats, refusing to work and threathening to join the "Labor Elephant Union". = LEU.

.
Some neighbors tell me that my spoiled elephants resemble the youth of today more and more.

4 hours ago, AustinRacing said:

he gets on his rented Wave

Wow, the guy is on a budget, he rents a wave. 

 

Another high class tourist. Takes a simple mind to be so impressed with this behavior that it rates a forum post

Just now, Fortunateson said:

Another high class tourist. Takes a simple mind to be so impressed with this behavior that it rates a forum post

 

 

You may wish to review that self-deprecating comment. 

11 hours ago, AustinRacing said:

He’s visited Thailand twice. Tried the single male touristy thing. Gogo bar, beer bar and freelance on beach road in pattaya. Now he gets on his rented Wave, rides around until he finds a good looking girl sitting outside a massage place. He goes in for an oil massage (300thb), when the “do you want boom boom” question pops up he decides whether she’s shagworthy or not. If not, he’s had his daily massage. He claims having his body rubbed in a nice air conditioned room, fondling, touching, talking in a quiet and relaxed environment helps him to make the right decision, and for just an extra (1000thb).  In comparison to the other three methods, he claims the cost, noise, pressure to buy lady drinks, the pressure to take out a girl quickly does not always lead to a good outcome. 
well done mate was my response. 

 

Can you get your mate to invent something round with spokes on it. If rubber can be put around the rim and filled with air even better. I think there would be a great demand for something like this if he can do it

interesting story from a"friend"😳😳

12 hours ago, chickenslegs said:

And, if you use the Financial Times, you could get some investment advice from the resulting impression - but you may have to hold it up to a mirror, depending upon who was on top.

Could well see when the bottom of the market has been reached

Dont expose this loop hole!

Or else all the masseues will start raising their prices!

12 hours ago, KhunLA said:

THANKS ... stories like this make me appreciate the wife even more.  What a bargain, as all I have to do is feed her.   And our food budget is only about ฿15k a month.  Maybe ฿20k next year

 

And also get a cook, maid service, gardener, handy person, translator, and most important ... dish washer and auto gate opener/closer 

 

Oh yea, and I better have my damn coffee before 0800 hrs ☕

But you have 'had her' hundreds of times. Its boring after a while. 

11 hours ago, KhunLA said:

Nothing exciting about a massage parlor, or a P4P bar.  OK, the eye candy is nice, but that's it.   Pretty boring if no challenge/conquest or emotions involved.  

 

But one walks out afterwards feeling healthy and happy. A good massage is beneficial for ones health

11 hours ago, KhunLA said:

Even more of a CC, that's our food budget for the month.

 

Nothing exciting about a massage parlor, or a P4P bar.  OK, the eye candy is nice, but that's it.   Pretty boring if no challenge/conquest or emotions involved.  

 

Can I rent one of the elephants, got some heavy lifting to do, prepping another land lot for something ... haven't decided yet.   Plenty of bananas & papaya to feed it 😎

 

look at you pretending you can even get it up

15 hours ago, AustinRacing said:

He’s visited Thailand twice. Tried the single male touristy thing. Gogo bar, beer bar and freelance on beach road in pattaya. Now he gets on his rented Wave, rides around until he finds a good looking girl sitting outside a massage place. He goes in for an oil massage (300thb), when the “do you want boom boom” question pops up he decides whether she’s shagworthy or not. If not, he’s had his daily massage. He claims having his body rubbed in a nice air conditioned room, fondling, touching, talking in a quiet and relaxed environment helps him to make the right decision, and for just an extra (1000thb).  In comparison to the other three methods, he claims the cost, noise, pressure to buy lady drinks, the pressure to take out a girl quickly does not always lead to a good outcome. 
well done mate was my response. 

One of my friends does this

14 hours ago, norfolkandchance said:

Looks like a business opportunity.

 

Not sure there is a market for an old and wrinkly ass.

2 minutes ago, sungod said:

 

Not sure there is a market  to be fair, I think you are too old and wrinkly.

Im possibly the most revolting looking human being in the known universe, but I smell OK and the 1000 baht bills I tape to my tongue fan out nicely when I wiggle it at a hardbody. I get all I want.

15 hours ago, AustinRacing said:

He’s visited Thailand twice. Tried the single male touristy thing. Gogo bar, beer bar and freelance on beach road in pattaya. Now he gets on his rented Wave, rides around until he finds a good looking girl sitting outside a massage place. He goes in for an oil massage (300thb), when the “do you want boom boom” question pops up he decides whether she’s shagworthy or not. If not, he’s had his daily massage. He claims having his body rubbed in a nice air conditioned room, fondling, touching, talking in a quiet and relaxed environment helps him to make the right decision, and for just an extra (1000thb).  In comparison to the other three methods, he claims the cost, noise, pressure to buy lady drinks, the pressure to take out a girl quickly does not always lead to a good outcome. 
well done mate was my response. 

 

 

I am there with your friend, that has been my chosen route for 12 years  -  and it avoids having to play Jenga or Connect 4............