You and your Thai Wife of 20 years.

[AustinRacing]

He’s visited Thailand twice. Tried the single male touristy thing. Gogo bar, beer bar and freelance on beach road in pattaya. Now he gets on his rented Wave, rides around until he finds a good looking girl sitting outside a massage place. He goes in for an oil massage (300thb), when the “do you want boom boom” question pops up he decides whether she’s shagworthy or not. If not, he’s had his daily massage. He claims having his body rubbed in a nice air conditioned room, fondling, touching, talking in a quiet and relaxed environment helps him to make the right decision, and for just an extra (1000thb).  In comparison to the other three methods, he claims the cost, noise, pressure to buy lady drinks, the pressure to take out a girl quickly does not always lead to a good outcome. 
well done mate was my response. 

[Nick Carter icp]

"A loop hole"

That's the fist time that I've heard called that , but seems like you mate did find a the loop hole, although it cost him 1300 Baht

[AustinRacing]

Well he says when he’s in the mood he just wants to do the deed and do away with the other nonesense. He’s paid a lot more for the other three options with some disappointments along the way. And he gets a complimentary shower, toweled down, escorted to the lounge to enjoy his complimentary drink. I just couldn’t fault his new modus operandi. 

[norfolkandchance]

Looks like a business opportunity.

[suspectdevice]

32 minutes ago, norfolkandchance said:

Looks like a business opportunity.

Yeah, there is a dearth of massage shops in Thailand. 😂

[Patong2021]

1 hour ago, AustinRacing said:

He’s visited Thailand twice. Tried the single male touristy thing. Gogo bar, beer bar and freelance on beach road in pattaya. Now he gets on his rented Wave, rides around until he finds a good looking girl sitting outside a massage place. He goes in for an oil massage (300thb), when the “do you want boom boom” question pops up he decides whether she’s shagworthy or not. If not, he’s had his daily massage. He claims having his body rubbed in a nice air conditioned room, fondling, touching, talking in a quiet and relaxed environment helps him to make the right decision, and for just an extra (1000thb).  In comparison to the other three methods, he claims the cost, noise, pressure to buy lady drinks, the pressure to take out a girl quickly does not always lead to a good outcome. 
well done mate was my response. 

 

You could have  just written that you hold the  opinion that the most cost effective method of transacting with a prostitute is to visit a brothel.  1 line instead of 8.

Does having coitus with someone who most likely serviced multiple customers that day, performing on a mattress that has hosted many clients and has the bodily fluid drippings to show for it, add to the "friend's" fun?

 

[BigStar]

11 minutes ago, Patong2021 said:

Does having coitus with someone who most likely serviced multiple customers that day, performing on a mattress that has hosted many clients and has the bodily fluid drippings to show for it, add to the "friend's" fun?

 

Yes, extra sleaze for no extra charge. Next.