10 minutes ago, SAFETY FIRST said:

Oh, thanks, sounds interesting.

 

It's also something I like to do that to her when I'm hungry. 😊

 

Just read the review I posted, and it works as it says. My wife could not stop laughing after reaching new lewels, and sex improved after this little handy innocent looking thing. Easy to travel with as well. 

5 hours ago, fredwiggy said:

We're not all sexpats here. And why would an adult male want to know what other adult males are doing in the bedroom? This is usually a very private matter, and only a topic teen boys talk about with other teen boys.

You  think women don't compare notes on the performances and dimensions of the men they have sex with?

 

Top marks for naivety.

 

 

6 minutes ago, Lacessit said:

You  think women don't compare notes on the performances and dimensions of the men they have sex with?

 

Top marks for naivety.

 

 

Depends on how immature they are. Of course I'm not a woman so I don't know what they say to each other in private. Yes, woman and men kid each other about things like this, but those that go into detail are kinda strange. Maybe you assume like those other two about things others do. I'm as far from naive as a man can be so your assumption is wrong. And it's naivete.

3 hours ago, MalcolmB said:

Girls like the bigger ones much more.

 

So I have heard.

Actually, they don't. That's a porn industry myth.

 

The average female vagina can stretch to 200% of capacity at rest, more than that can cause pain or even rupture.

 

It's the male that gets pleasure from full penetration.

 

The majority of the nerve endings in the vagina, responsible for vaginal orgasm, are concentrated in the first third of the vagina.

 

It's why women love being on top, and achieve climax in that position much more readily. They are in control of how deep the penis is.

3 minutes ago, fredwiggy said:

Depends on how immature they are. Of course I'm not a woman so I don't know what they say to each other in private. Yes, woman and men kid each other about things like this, but those that go into detail are kinda strange. Maybe you assume like those other two about things others do. I'm as far from naive as a man can be so your assumption is wrong.

IIRC you are also a believer in an entity that can't be seen, touched or felt. To me, that is as naive as it gets.

 

I have overheard Western and Thai women discussing sex, unaware I was listening. They can be just as graphic as men. That is not assuming.

I miss Thai Visa. Sex talk like this would be immediately deleted as despite OP insisting we are all sexpats we are not.

 

You could at least put it in the lounge but I can't tell the difference between the Pub and the lounge anymore. The lounge seems redundant.

Just now, Lacessit said:

IIRC you are also a believer in an entity that can't be seen, touched or felt. To me, that is as naive as it gets.

 

I have overheard Western and Thai women discussing sex, unaware I was listening. They can be just as graphic as men. That is not assuming.

And you believe the universe, which is matter, came about all of a sudden from a big bang not created by God, which is the epitome of naive and shows a lack of common sense. Try another. Okay, so you've heard how many Thai and western women talk graphically about sex.? Once, maybe twice? There are quite a few women in the world and yes, some are immature, but many aren't. I'm not talking about teens here, but mature women.

Well the last post was number 66,always difficult to time these things

but i was hoping my post would be number 69.

I hope that answers your question,just wonder how many confused people

we will see.

 

13 hours ago, Lacessit said:

Actually, they don't. That's a porn industry myth.

 

The average female vagina can stretch to 200% of capacity at rest, more than that can cause pain or even rupture.

 

It's the male that gets pleasure from full penetration.

 

The majority of the nerve endings in the vagina, responsible for vaginal orgasm, are concentrated in the first third of the vagina.

 

It's why women love being on top, and achieve climax in that position much more readily. They are in control of how deep the penis is.

Gee, that is good news.

On 10/21/2024 at 10:19 PM, connda said:

Good gravy.  We're all SEXPAT.  I hear that on this forum all the time.  Come on Sexpats. 
Let us know how ya Bumping uglies, Doing the deed, Getting busy, Playing hide the salami, Doing the dirty.

Doggie Style?  Horizontal Mambo?  Pile-driver?  The Cowgirl? The Butter Churner? 

Me:  "Arf Arf"

 

On 10/21/2024 at 10:22 PM, G_Money said:

Lol.  Connda’s getting his groove down.

 

You left out one of my favorites.  Ass up, face down.

Arf Arf!

23 hours ago, fredwiggy said:

Just the maturity to know that some things are not discussed between adults. Unless of course one needs help in that matter, where they should see a counselor. It isn't being a prude to not want to talk to others about something that's supposed to be personal.

My goodness.  You never have "been out with the boys" on bar-trolls have you?  It's amazing what is discussed! 
Well, go back to your gospel study group.  We won't bother you. 

23 hours ago, steven100 said:

 

I'm not a sexpat ....  I'm a boozepat             I've had 2 bottles already .. 5 more to go..

Your channeling bob smith.

18 hours ago, fredwiggy said:

Depends on how immature they are. Of course I'm not a woman so I don't know what they say to each other in private. Yes, woman and men kid each other about things like this, but those that go into detail are kinda strange. Maybe you assume like those other two about things others do. I'm as far from naive as a man can be so your assumption is wrong. And it's naivete.

I'm a good Catholic so always missionary with no condom.

18 hours ago, Pattaya57 said:

I miss Thai Visa. Sex talk like this would be immediately deleted as despite OP insisting we are all sexpats we are not.

 

You could at least put it in the lounge but I can't tell the difference between the Pub and the lounge anymore. The lounge seems redundant.

In this day and age of of LGBT+, and sex-changes, and liberal sexual attitudes in the West - suddenly we find Puritans amongst the the most liberal now? 

6 minutes ago, BritManToo said:

I'm a good Catholic so always missionary with no condom.

I was brought up a good Catholic as well, so I know it was my duty to go forth and plant the seeds of future generations of good Catholics whence I can.  Then I became a Buddhist, but I still hold those admonishment by the church close to my throbbing.....heart. 

18 hours ago, fredwiggy said:

I'm as far from naive as a man can be 

Never one to toot your own horn, are ye now, fred wiggy? 

 

 

13 minutes ago, connda said:

Your channeling bob smith.

 i think you got it backwards. 

 

bob smith was channeling Aseannow 

18 hours ago, fredwiggy said:

you believe the universe, which is matter, came about all of a sudden from a big bang not created by God, which is the epitome of naive and shows a lack of common sense

 

here we are again discussing who is naive.

God as a matter of common sense indeed. 

 

 

17 minutes ago, connda said:

My goodness.  You never have "been out with the boys" on bar-trolls have you?  It's amazing what is discussed! 
Well, go back to your gospel study group.  We won't bother you. 

I've been out with the boys many times. The bar scene isn't my thing anymore, as I prefer house get togethers and the outdoors. It surely amazes me how some supposed adults act, especially in their 60's to 80's. Just because I, and millions of others believe in God, they think we're knocking on doors and bothering people.

Just now, madone said:

 

here we are again discussing who is naive.

God as a matter of common sense indeed. 

 

 

Naive is believing the universe happened all by itself. Best not to argue religion. You can't prove us wrong .There is a topic here if you want to put your 2 cents in here. One of the longest actually.

8 minutes ago, madone said:

Never one to toot your own horn, are ye now, fred wiggy? 

 

 

I just tell things as they are, instead of assuming.

Just now, fredwiggy said:

Naive is believing the universe happened all by itself. Best not to argue religion. You can't prove us wrong .There is a topic here if you want to put your 2 cents in here. One of the longest actually.

 

Yet here you are, making unsupported claims, unable to prove you are right. 

Just now, madone said:

 

Yet here you are, making unsupported claims, unable to prove you are right. 

As you are.

Just now, fredwiggy said:

As you are.

except I have made no claims.

Just now, madone said:

except I have made no claims.

Actually just by replying you're disputing what I'm saying, or can you not refrain ?

2 hours ago, madone said:

 i think you got it backwards. 

 

bob smith was channeling Aseannow 

bob smith is my idol.  He kept the site humorous with his alcoholic rants and accolades.  Sorta miss him.  He's probably at it on some Spanish expat site now. 

Defo perched up on the crapper pinching out a chimps finger whilst the lass is doing her best to get my boys to vomit.

On 10/22/2024 at 6:17 AM, Lacessit said:

You  think women don't compare notes on the performances and dimensions of the men they have sex with?

 

Top marks for naivety.

 

 

Teenage females, like teenage males talk.

 

When you get to be a fully paid up adult sex is private, for both men and women

 

If you're still in the teenage boy world, thats sad

On 10/22/2024 at 7:30 PM, Lacessit said:

Actually, they don't. That's a porn industry myth.

 

The average female vagina can stretch to 200% of capacity at rest, more than that can cause pain or even rupture.

 

It's the male that gets pleasure from full penetration.

 

The majority of the nerve endings in the vagina, responsible for vaginal orgasm, are concentrated in the first third of the vagina.

 

It's why women love being on top, and achieve climax in that position much more readily. They are in control of how deep the penis is.

 

21 minutes ago, GinBoy2 said:

Teenage females, like teenage males talk.

 

When you get to be a fully paid up adult sex is private, for both men and women

 

If you're still in the teenage boy world, thats sad

you dont think "fully paid up" women chat amongst themelves ?