Thinking about a sex change before trip to Malaya: Any words of advice?

[Gandtee]

I would suggest you get psychiatric help first. The same goes for those who believe this nonsense.

[BigStar]

I thought you'd already transitioned.

[0ffshore360]

I'm reminded of the old quip "Thought thought the light was out so turned in on to see".

[BigStar]

40 minutes ago, RSD1 said:

The notion of this fat, old, whacky American from Pennsylvania, who lives up in Chiang Mai, barely ever bathes, leaves his house, has any visitors, getting a sex change and then being banged by other men is such a disgusting mental image to have to endure. 

 

True, but I think the bathing part probably isn't accurate. She's very delicate and probably has a lot of special soaps and toiletries for enjoying frequent bathing and beauty treatments. 

 

[Digitalbanana]

You'll need a time machine as well as a sex change if you want to go to Malaya.

[Ralf001]

6 minutes ago, Digitalbanana said:

You'll need a time machine as well as a sex change if you want to go to Malaya.

 

Malaya = Malaysia.

 

no time machine required.

[CallumWK]

I suggest the OP goes for brain change instead.

[expat_4_life]

11 hours ago, GammaGlobulin said:

Here is what I hope to look like:

I think you should go with cross-dressing first, see if it suits you.

[Enoon]

13 hours ago, GammaGlobulin said:

Dear Friends,

 

I have recently been feeling a bit ....

Down in the Dumps, since the Trump election.

 

And, maybe I need something to spice up my life...before I might head out to Malaya....to begin my new life.

 

Many people have said that they would go abroad, and leave the country, if Trump were elected.

Therefore, I think I am not out of the ordinary.

 

But I want to go FURTHER.

 

Although I had never voiced my plans on TV until now, provided Trump was elected, ....

Now, I want to share my private promise.

 

In my mind, back around July 25th, I made a pact with myself that....

IF Trump were elected, then I would....

 

a. Leave the country.

b. Get a sex change.

 

So my only question to you now is....

 

a. Should I have my sex change in Malaya?

b. Or, should I have myself relieved of my manhood here in Thailand....like so many of you have, before....when....your GFs have relieved you of yours?

 

============

Also....

 

I have lived all of my life as a man.

Yet, I have always wondered what it might be like to be a woman.

 

Have you ever felt this way?

Not knowing if the grass might be greener on....

The Other Side?

The Far Side, so to speak?

 

==========

 

Also, do you think there might be any major pain involved, for me, when I undergo this type of procedure...

Having my privates re-invented?

 

Sure, it sounds icky....but....

Think of the benefits.....!!!!!

 

===============

 

In case you want to know.....

 

When I finally get to Malaya.....

And after my new MAKEOVER.....

 

Here is what I hope to look like:

 

So then....

Do you think the pain will be worth the change, and my NEW LOOK?

 

I remain very optimistic.

 

Also, I have insurance to cover this changeover...

So, I am not worried about not being able to pay for this, upfront.

 

After seven decades of being a boy,

Now, I hope to try life as a girl.

Not a hot girl, but just a girl.

 

Speaking of me in the near future:

This he will soon be a she.

Looking forward to this journey into my new reality.

 

Best regards,

Gamma

 

Note: What do you think?

 

 

 

 

 

I think it's self-indulgent, attention seeking, verbose, nonsensical babble.

 

 

 

 

 

Edited yesterday at 06:32 AM by Enoon

[Grumpy one]

You really need to STOP self-medicating; it's killing what little grey matter you had.

Also, I doubt you will enter Malaya, without a time machine.

September 16, 1963 is the day it changed

An old rusty razor blade and a microscope is all you need for the sex change

 

[G_Money]

13 hours ago, GammaGlobulin said:

Dear Friends,

 

I have recently been feeling a bit ....

Down in the Dumps, since the Trump election.

 

And, maybe I need something to spice up my life...before I might head out to Malaya....to begin my new life.

 

Many people have said that they would go abroad, and leave the country, if Trump were elected.

Therefore, I think I am not out of the ordinary.

 

But I want to go FURTHER.

 

Although I had never voiced my plans on TV until now, provided Trump was elected, ....

Now, I want to share my private promise.

 

In my mind, back around July 25th, I made a pact with myself that....

IF Trump were elected, then I would....

 

a. Leave the country.

b. Get a sex change.

 

So my only question to you now is....

 

a. Should I have my sex change in Malaya?

b. Or, should I have myself relieved of my manhood here in Thailand....like so many of you have, before....when....your GFs have relieved you of yours?

 

============

Also....

 

I have lived all of my life as a man.

Yet, I have always wondered what it might be like to be a woman.

 

Have you ever felt this way?

Not knowing if the grass might be greener on....

The Other Side?

The Far Side, so to speak?

 

==========

 

Also, do you think there might be any major pain involved, for me, when I undergo this type of procedure...

Having my privates re-invented?

 

Sure, it sounds icky....but....

Think of the benefits.....!!!!!

 

===============

 

In case you want to know.....

 

When I finally get to Malaya.....

And after my new MAKEOVER.....

 

Here is what I hope to look like:

 

So then....

Do you think the pain will be worth the change, and my NEW LOOK?

 

I remain very optimistic.

 

Also, I have insurance to cover this changeover...

So, I am not worried about not being able to pay for this, upfront.

 

After seven decades of being a boy,

Now, I hope to try life as a girl.

Not a hot girl, but just a girl.

 

Speaking of me in the near future:

This he will soon be a she.

Looking forward to this journey into my new reality.

 

Best regards,

Gamma

 

Note: What do you think?

 

 

 

 

Never going to happen in your case.

 

This is a much more realistic photo of how you would look 

 

 

[Lacessit]

I was under the impression the OP was a neuter or eunuch, with only nostalgia to sustain him.

 

He does remind me of Conleth Hill.

Edited 23 hours ago by Lacessit

[Yagoda]

6 hours ago, BigStar said:

I thought you'd already transitioned.

In other words outwardly manifesting a mental illness.

Edited 20 hours ago by Yagoda

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[Digitalbanana]

6 hours ago, Ralf001 said:

Malaya = Malaysia.

 

no time machine required.

The name changed in 1963 end of.

[BigStar]

14 minutes ago, Digitalbanana said:

The name changed in 1963 end of.

 

Except for affectation.

[GammaGlobulin]

3 hours ago, Lacessit said:

I was under the impression the OP was a neuter or eunuch, with only nostalgia to sustain him.

 

He does remind me of Conleth Hill.

 

A neuter or a eunuch?

Sometimes one.

Sometimes the other one.

 

Mostly, I am happy to be by myself in Thailand.

 

At least, that was until a day after the voting ended.

And, after being stuck with one or the other one.

 

[Lacessit]

5 minutes ago, GammaGlobulin said:

 

A neuter or a eunuch?

Sometimes one.

Sometimes the other one.

 

Mostly, I am happy to be by myself in Thailand.

 

At least, that was until a day after the voting ended.

And, after being stuck with one or the other one.

 

You are not by yourself in Thailand.

 

Every day, you post increasingly bizarre threads to obtain a variety of reactions.

[Ralf001]

1 hour ago, Digitalbanana said:

The name changed in 1963 end of.

 

and ?

 

I live in Siam and love to visit Krung Thep. 

 

Do you have an issue with that ?

 

[save the frogs]

you don't need surgical procedures man.

 

just cross-dress.

 

 

[owl sees all]

1 hour ago, GammaGlobulin said:

 

A neuter or a eunuch?

Sometimes one.

Sometimes the other one.

 

Mostly, I am happy to be by myself in Thailand.

 

At least, that was until a day after the voting ended.

And, after being stuck with one or the other one.

 

Take no notice of the yap yappers GG. Jealous they are not. Envious they are not. Intrigued they certainly are.

 

Give it a go, and report back in 4 years. Trump only has one term. And I've a feeling he will not see this one through.

 

Everyone waiting for Bono to drive off the cliff.

[GammaGlobulin]

10 minutes ago, owl sees all said:

Take no notice of the yap yappers GG. Jealous they are not. Envious they are not. Intrigued they certainly are.

 

Give it a go, and report back in 4 years. Trump only has one term. And I've a feeling he will not see this one through.

 

Everyone waiting for Bono to drive off the cliff.

 

That's what I am thinking, as well.

 

I can make the change now.

Then, later, in four years or less, I can change back.

 

You read my mind, it seems.

 

[Baht Simpson]

Glamour Goblin could be your new name.

[Liverpool Lou]

13 hours ago, thaibeachlovers said:

Do you not understand that males are superior to women because they do not have to sit to pee.

Women do not have to sit down if they manipulate their gash in the same way that a man does with his digits to aim if he is to hit the target bowl.

[owl sees all]

3 minutes ago, Liverpool Lou said:

Women do not have to sit down if they manipulate their gash in the same way that a man does with his digits to aim if he is to hit the target bowl.

I think that is right.

 

In the film; 'The Full Monty' a lady pees in front of the camera; standing up.

[StreetCowboy]

If you’re considering a sex change, get a competent doctor lined up before you make a final decision - don’t “try it by yourself” for a few weeks to see how it works.

[StreetCowboy]

If you only want to go half-way, so to speak, elastration may be the way forward, and simple enough with a visit to your local stationers’.

[BusyB]

22 hours ago, GammaGlobulin said:

 

No.

I am just going completely neutral.

 

 

A vegan sex change?

 

[Thingamabob]

17 hours ago, Enoon said:

 

I think it's self-indulgent, attention seeking, verbose, nonsensical babble.

 

 

 

 

 

Fact is he was born a man and will remain a man no matter what lengths he goes to in order to try to effect a change.

[Luuk Chaai]

On 11/13/2024 at 12:24 AM, GammaGlobulin said:

Dear Friends,

 

I have recently been feeling a bit ....

Down in the Dumps, since the Trump election.

 

And, maybe I need something to spice up my life...before I might head out to Malaya....to begin my new life.

 

Many people have said that they would go abroad, and leave the country, if Trump were elected.

Therefore, I think I am not out of the ordinary.

 

But I want to go FURTHER.

 

Although I had never voiced my plans on TV until now, provided Trump was elected, ....

Now, I want to share my private promise.

 

In my mind, back around July 25th, I made a pact with myself that....

IF Trump were elected, then I would....

 

a. Leave the country.

b. Get a sex change.

 

So my only question to you now is....

 

a. Should I have my sex change in Malaya?

b. Or, should I have myself relieved of my manhood here in Thailand....like so many of you have, before....when....your GFs have relieved you of yours?

 

============

Also....

 

I have lived all of my life as a man.

Yet, I have always wondered what it might be like to be a woman.

 

Have you ever felt this way?

Not knowing if the grass might be greener on....

The Other Side?

The Far Side, so to speak?

 

==========

 

Also, do you think there might be any major pain involved, for me, when I undergo this type of procedure...

Having my privates re-invented?

 

Sure, it sounds icky....but....

Think of the benefits.....!!!!!

 

===============

 

In case you want to know.....

 

When I finally get to Malaya.....

And after my new MAKEOVER.....

 

Here is what I hope to look like:

 

So then....

Do you think the pain will be worth the change, and my NEW LOOK?

 

I remain very optimistic.

 

Also, I have insurance to cover this changeover...

So, I am not worried about not being able to pay for this, upfront.

 

After seven decades of being a boy,

Now, I hope to try life as a girl.

Not a hot girl, but just a girl.

 

Speaking of me in the near future:

This he will soon be a she.

Looking forward to this journey into my new reality.

 

Best regards,

Gamma

 

Note: What do you think?

 

 

 

 

Perfect timing..        ...here they are planning a remake of the Beverly Hill Billies