Ugandan Woman Fakes Seizure to Evade Immigration Check in Pattaya

[Georgealbert]

Picture from responders.

 

A Ugandan woman attempted to evade an immigration check by feigning a seizure on Pattaya Beach after being stopped by officers late during the night of 7 February.

 

The incident occurred during an inspection by immigration officials following widespread online criticism of large groups of Indian tourists allegedly drinking alcohol, littering, and sleeping on the beach. The social media backlash had raised concerns about the impact on Pattaya’s reputation as a tourist destination.

 

During the routine document inspection, officers approached a suspicious individual, later identified as Miss Irene Nakyanzi, a 39-year-old Ugandan national. As soon as she was asked to provide identification, she fled on foot. After a brief chase, officers caught up with her, at which point she dramatically collapsed onto the sand, pretending to have a seizure, shocking onlookers.

 

Upon verifying her passport, authorities discovered that Nakyanzi had overstayed her visa by an astonishing 603 days, having remained in Thailand illegally since 15 June 2023. After medical treatment she was taken into custody and will face legal proceedings before being deported.

 

-- 2025-02-09

 

 

[SAFETY FIRST]

1 hour ago, Georgealbert said:

Miss Irene Nakyanzi, a 39-year-old Ugandan

attempted to evade an immigration check by feigning a seizure

Gawd, I thought that was a beached whale. 

 

[Oliver Holzerfilled]

More cushion for the pushin'

[ozz1]

Should get a academy award for that don't think she could run very fast with all that baggage

[mikebell]

3 hours ago, Georgealbert said:

she fled on foot. After a brief chase, officers caught up with her,

Does five metres constitute a chase?

[Mr Meeseeks]

13 minutes ago, mikebell said:

Does five metres constitute a chase?

 

Probably more than they normally do on a night. 🤣

[Mr Meeseeks]

Arrest, detain, deport.

 

Get rid of the undesirables without ceremony. 

 

The Thais have a brilliant immigration system.

 

How I hope and pray the UK follows the same model with additional remigration for those that do not belong there.

[Emdog]

"officers approached a suspicious individual," hmmm due to her skin color, perhaps?

[WorriedNoodle]

12 minutes ago, Emdog said:

"officers approached a suspicious individual," hmmm due to her skin color, perhaps?

That's how immigration works dear.

[lordgrinz]

Nice try 😂 

 

"Ugandan Woman Fakes Seizure to Evade Immigration Check in Pattaya"

[norfolkandchance]

I thought she was Russian.

[henryford1958]

More quality tourists to join the Indians sleeping on the beach

[MadAtMatrix]

5 hours ago, SAFETY FIRST said:

Gawd, I thought that was a beached whale. 

 

She was trying to wiggle herself back to the water. They should have got some buckets to keep her wet and been rolling her towards the water. That seizure would have stopped faster than being injected with midazolam. 

[AngryMan]

18 hours ago, Emdog said:

"officers approached a suspicious individual," hmmm due to her skin color, perhaps?

I guess she could always say she identifies as an Isarn Rice Farmers Daughter, yu nose dem girls iz built solid, init!...

I'll bet she drinks Chang, or maybe Fanta? LOL...

[frankie machine]

Water buffaloes often have trouble with immigration. 

[Sig]

On 2/8/2025 at 12:48 PM, Georgealbert said:

she fled on foot. After a brief chase, officers caught up with her

🤣Yeah, going by that pic, I'm guessing the chase was VERY brief!

[Jack Hammer]

The bigger the waistband, the deeper the quicksand.  

[jacko45k]

19 hours ago, lordgrinz said:

Nice try 😂 

 

"Ugandan Woman Fakes Seizure to Evade Immigration Check in Pattaya"

Also known as a tantrum when employed by younger females. 

[hellohello123]

They'd have to call Greenpeace for removal of a beached whale!

[Puwa]

That's true commitment.

[tandor]

22 hours ago, mikebell said:

Does five metres constitute a chase?

possessed by demons

[klauskunkel]

On 2/9/2025 at 3:48 AM, Georgealbert said:

After a brief chase

Those thighs were not designed to achieve escape velocity

[hotchilli]

On 2/9/2025 at 3:48 AM, Georgealbert said:

As soon as she was asked to provide identification, she fled on foot. After a brief chase, officers caught up with her, at which point she dramatically collapsed onto the sand, pretending to have a seizure, shocking onlookers.

Dumb as dumb can get

[Theforgotten1]

20 hours ago, Emdog said:

"officers approached a suspicious individual," hmmm due to her skin color, perhaps?

No different than if it was white

[ronster]

On 2/9/2025 at 3:48 AM, Georgealbert said:

As soon as she was asked to provide identification, she fled on foot. After a brief chase, officers caught up with her,

I'm guessing Usain bolt could have done the 100m in the length of time this brief chase happened !

[Tailwagsdog]

Ha ha ha 6 guys to carry the Ugandan Whoopi to the ambulance ....

[Faranginthai]

On 2/9/2025 at 5:42 AM, Oliver Holzerfilled said:

More cushion for the pushin'

'built for comfort not for speed'

[Tarteso]

I feel pity for this poor woman. 40 years old, no education, no job, no money, no future.. far from her home and culture. Possibly another victim of some prostitution network for years, above all, without the capacity for a coherent reaction to its weak situation. No see here where is the comedy, it’s just a tragedy. 

[Ironmike]

There is no cure for stupid she should have known her fat ass couldn't out run Thai coppers and just offered her services for free. 

[paddypower]

On 2/9/2025 at 7:30 AM, Mr Meeseeks said:

Arrest, detain, deport.

 

Get rid of the undesirables without ceremony. 

 

The Thais have a brilliant immigration system.

 

How I hope and pray the UK follows the same model with additional remigration for those that do not belong there.

 

'The Thais have a brilliant immigration system.' not if you're here legally . Thailand must be one of the few countries in the world where your experiences when visiting your local Immigration office depend on the mood of the IO you are dealing with. we used to deal with this guy,who, sometimes you'd think he was so into cross-dressing that he was having his period.