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Why on earth would you even consider paying tax in Thailand?  

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8 minutes ago, scubascuba3 said:

Many men are stuck here with a wife and family so they are going nowhere, single guys can move away for 6+ months if needed 

...so can married men.

 

if they have an understanding wife that is...

 

regards,

Bob.

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35 minutes ago, Robert_Smith said:

...so can married men.

 

if they have an understanding wife that is...

 

regards,

Bob.

Yeah but most men are at least trying to pretend it's a real relationship 

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2 minutes ago, cjinchiangrai said:

How about: I am not a selfish foreigner that avoids social well being. 

How about you talk rubbish, that may be better.

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15 minutes ago, cjinchiangrai said:

How about: I am not a selfish foreigner that avoids social well being. 

Hows about - NO TAXATION WITHOUT REPRESENTATION! 

 

reagrds,

Bob.

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44 minutes ago, Robert_Smith said:

Hows about - NO TAXATION WITHOUT REPRESENTATION! 

 

reagrds,

Bob.

How about don't use the facilities without paying for them.

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I have a Thai woman and we've already discussed this, if there ever comes a time for me to pay taxes here in Thailand we will be out of the country for more than 6 months a year.

 

There is no way I will even pay a thousand baht in taxes here for the rest of my life. 

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I didn't vote because the author of this poll missed the most obvious answer of all.

 

'I will not be paying income tax in Thailand because my assessable income is below my TEDA therefor no tax is due".

 

And that is probably this answer that applies to the majority of us here.

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Sheesh… look who’s suddenly taken an interest in Thai tax law! Bing Bob Bung, a man who once claimed he was “too valuable to society” to be bothered with things like 90 day reports or income tax declarations, is now conducting serious investigative research, via a silly forum poll, no less, to try and figure out how he can dodge the Thai tax man.

 

Let’s not be fooled. This isn’t just an innocent curiosity about taxation in Thailand by Bob the Slob. No, this is Buckaroo Bob attempting to crowdsource his own tax-dodging strategy by tricking you lot into spilling out your best loopholes. Classic Bumbling Bob; get everyone else to do the thinking for him, then sit back and reap the benefits.

 

Of course, Bob the Blob’s approach to tax compliance has always been, well… creative. One minute, he’s claiming he doesn’t need to pay tax because he’s “a minted guest in this fine country who resides here less than 180 days per year and lives off a crypto debit card,” and the next, he’s hiding out in some ladyboy’s bed with a bottle of SangSom when the tax man comes round looking for him, just like corporal bone spurs about to be drafted.

 

So let’s take a moment to appreciate the sheer genius of Bobby Billion’s plan:

• Step 1: Post a wildly leading question that assumes paying tax is for mugs.

• Step 2: Sit back while other unsuspecting forum members, some of whom actually do have real money, reveal the best ways to keep their money off the local books.

• Step 3: Profit (or at least, avoid paying his fair share).

 

Bob, mate, if you need tax advice, just go see an accountant like a normal person and pay what you rightfully owe. But I get it, why pay for expertise, or any taxes for that matter, whilst you fire off a poll in hopes of letting some suckers do the work for you for free?

 

Anyway, good luck with your master plan “Bobby Burry My Head In The Sand.” I’m sure the Thai tax office isn’t watching you or these forums for that matter.

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