I'm so depressed

[SAFETY FIRST]

8 hours ago, georgegeorgia said:

I went back at night to talk to the monkey

You may need more than happy pills, have you been assessed for your mental health? 

 

8 hours ago, georgegeorgia said:

The doctor said he will give me pills to make me happy ,I didn't take them

How much for the happy pills, I'd like to buy them and give them to some of our unhappy (the complainers, whinging and whining) members. 

 

[blaze master]

Should of brought your mop for protection. 

[blaze master]

Should of brought your mop for protection. 

[theshu25]

I blocked this idiot ages ago as he comes across as an arogant prick. So all i will say it must be karma.

[fredwiggy]

5 hours ago, Patong2021 said:

 

 You are assuming he is in Pattaya. 😏

He said he was back in Pattaya.

[worgeordie]

You need a threesome George , that would cheer you up no end...

 

regards Worgeordie

[georgegeorgia]

It's a sunny day in Pattaya today and I took the happy pills given to me by the Thai doctor 

I feel so much better smiling and saying hello to everyone 

I feel like I should stay here now 

 

 

Saturday I go back to Australia, 

[StandardIssue]

Nothing is wrong with you. Myself sfter spending 12 years in Thailand I felt the same if I frequented these places of debauchery, like Soi 6. If you expose yourself to these places that are setup to take advantage of tourists by exploiting poor women you're gonna feel the evil that lurks there. You are normal. Hold it together, go by the Pattaya Orphanage and donate some money. Go to the Father Ray Foundation on Sukumvit Road and donate some money to the poor there. It can uplift your heart.

[georgegeorgia]

26 minutes ago, worgeordie said:

You need a threesome George , that would cheer you up no end...

 

regards Worgeordie

I feel so happy with those happy pills

[jvs]

1 hour ago, worgeordie said:

You need a threesome George , that would cheer you up no end...

 

regards Worgeordie

That would be himself,Bob and who else?

 

[FriscoKid]

Attacked by monkeys in Lopburi and reported it to police: NEVER HAPPENED—The only primates he interacts with are the ones staring back at him in the bathroom mirror at work.

 

Went back to talk with the monkey that attacked him: HAPPENS EVERYDAY—It’s called morning shift at the mop station.

 

Walked down Soi 6 in Pattaya and every fat tatted bar girl ignored him: NEVER HAPPENED—Hasn’t walked down any soi since the only “trip” he ever takes is from the janitor’s closet to the break room.

 

Ordered a comfort car from Bolt and they sent him a utility vehicle instead: NEVER HAPPENED—His last comfort ride was a mop bucket with wheels and the shopping cart he nicked from behind Coles.

 

Sent 43 complaint emails to Bolt about the car: NEVER HAPPENED—Has no email access, unless you count scrawling complaints on toilet stall doors. Probably just scribbled “NOT HAPPY” on a square of toilet paper and flushed it.

 

Is taking happy pills prescribed by a local doctor: NEVER HAPPENED—Copied a Bob Smith post from a week ago, unless you count sniffing industrial strength toilet cleaner when no one’s looking.

 

Repeatedly goes to Pattaya for a month and hates it every time: NEVER HAPPENED—The only bars he visits are the ones on the windows of the institution he cleans.

 

Left Australia to visit Thailand: NEVER HAPPENED—Only thing he’s departing from is reality.

 

Whines like a pig and has mental health issues: HAPPENS 24/7—You’d think someone at work would have referred him for treatment by now. His real therapy session is posting these attention-seeking sob stories.

 

Stayed in his hotel room all day feeling unlucky: NEVER HAPPENED—Stayed in the janitor’s closet all day sulking about how no one believes his stories.

 

Feels depressed because “there is no sun” in Thailand: NEVER HAPPENED—Probably just forgot to take his sunglasses off indoors again.

 

Girls in Soi 6 welcomed other tourists but gave him blank stares: NEVER HAPPENED—The only blank stares he gets are from his co-workers when he starts talking about his imaginary adventures.

 

Evil Keel is driving across America and unable to help him up Jomtien Hill: NEVER HAPPENED—The only “hill” he’s struggling with is pushing his mop cart up a wheelchair ramp.

 

Will never come back to Thailand because there is no happiness: NEVER HAPPENED—Can’t return to a place he never visited.

 

Thinks Pattaya is full of people who just want money: TRUE—He read that on the internet because that's how businesses work in tourist traps. 

 

Asks ‘what’s wrong with me?’: HAPPENS 24/7—A question we all stopped trying to answer a long time ago.

 

Posts nothing but windups and trolls on AN: HAPPENS 24/7—When your job involves scrubbing piss off floors, fantasy writing is a natural escape.

 

People read his posts on AN and believe there is any truth in what he posts: HAPPENS 24/7—Apparently, gullibility is alive and well.

 

Is becoming a serial AN pub pest and needs to go to get a life: HAPPENS 24/7—Unfortunately, no Bolt service can ever take him there.

 

Is broke, lonely, depressed, has nothing to do and is stuck in Australia: HAPPENS 24/7—If only he could send himself 43 complaint emails about it. But at least he’s still got his mop and a dream.

[Dan747]

Go talk to a "LADYBOY" on soi 6 might "HELP!"

[Olmate]

Great news, remember all.the shirt you lavished on all us retired Ozzie pensioners!.. Idiot bed pan cleaner, harden.up, go.to Bunnings, get some wood!! 😭😭😭

[Patong2021]

5 hours ago, fredwiggy said:

He said he was back in Pattaya.

 

What if he is up north in Issan in a rural locale, bed bound?

Or if he is actually living it up as big rig driver omewhere in the remote outback, cut off from the rest of the world with only the dust , spiders and mites to keep him company in the cold, dark night?

[cjinchiangrai]

If you can't get laid on the 6, your life really is over. Better go home before something bad happens.

[Harrisfan]

Go to Chiang Mai

[simon43]

13 minutes ago, Harrisfan said:

Go to Chiang Mai

DON'T go to Chiang Mai!! (I am currently relaxing in CM)

[Photoguy21]

Maybe you should back home. It would appear you are not accepting to differences that the country offers. Many people cant accept the differences between countries but if that is the case go home to where you feel comfortable.

[Harrisfan]

4 hours ago, georgegeorgia said:

It's a sunny day in Pattaya today and I took the happy pills given to me by the Thai doctor 

I feel so much better smiling and saying hello to everyone 

I feel like I should stay here now 

 

 

Saturday I go back to Australia, 

Your holidays suck

[Ralf001]

4 hours ago, georgegeorgia said:

Saturday I go back to Australia, 

 

Fantastic news, thread finally delivers a positive.

[newbee2022]

17 hours ago, georgegeorgia said:

I think this is my 4 th week in Thailand 

I came back to pattaya after a few days in this violent Lopburi where I was attacked , I did end up reporting it to Lopburi police after I went back at night to talk to the monkey 

 

But anyway I'm back in Pattaya 

Today' I went to the doctor's Thai near Tony's gym ,I have felt like their is no sun ,and depressed,I have a week to go before I go back to Australia 

The doctor said he will give me pills to make me happy ,I didn't take them

 

I have been feeling tired sad depressed , I stayed in the hotel room today ,so much bad luck

 

Last night I ordered a "comfort" Bolt car which is double the normal car and a ute turned up and J had to climb through the front seat and I hurt my back ,it wasn't a comfort Bolt ,I sent them 43 emails 

 

Then I walked through this Soi 6 area of Pattaya thinking it will make me happy 

I watched as girls shouted to farangs walking in front of me .....welcome !

But never said it to me !

They just stared at me with blank looks as I walked past 

 

One week to go home !

Please go fast 

I feel depressed, everything looks dark clouds etc 

To add to that Evil keel is driving across America and unable to help me up Jomtien hill

 

I will never come back to this place ,there is no happiness 

Pattaya is full of people who want money 

 

What's wrong with me ?

 

 

 

 

Here it is you're looking for:

https://bangkokcommunityresources.isb.ac.th/mental-health/crisis-hotline

[frank83628]

Get out of sneeze capital and go and see some of thailand

[PeachCH]

ไอ้เวร

[hotandsticky]

9 minutes ago, frank83628 said:

Get out of sneeze capital and go and see some of Thailand

 

......or, just get out of Thailand............................Oh wait.....😃

[thaibreaker]

Always look at the bright side of life, George. Monty Python taught me that, with Brian hanging from his cross. It can always be worse. Not sure how, when even the girls at soi 6 have abandoned you, but hey. There is always comfort in a glass of whiskey, a joint and a threesome. In that order. Life ain't over before the fat lady sings.

[kevin612]

Pattaya girls are working for money ,  stop complaining if you don’t have money 

[keysersoze276]

19 hours ago, georgegeorgia said:

I think this is my 4 th week in Thailand 

I came back to pattaya after a few days in this violent Lopburi where I was attacked , I did end up reporting it to Lopburi police after I went back at night to talk to the monkey 

 

But anyway I'm back in Pattaya 

Today' I went to the doctor's Thai near Tony's gym ,I have felt like their is no sun ,and depressed,I have a week to go before I go back to Australia 

The doctor said he will give me pills to make me happy ,I didn't take them

 

I have been feeling tired sad depressed , I stayed in the hotel room today ,so much bad luck

 

Last night I ordered a "comfort" Bolt car which is double the normal car and a ute turned up and J had to climb through the front seat and I hurt my back ,it wasn't a comfort Bolt ,I sent them 43 emails 

 

Then I walked through this Soi 6 area of Pattaya thinking it will make me happy 

I watched as girls shouted to farangs walking in front of me .....welcome !

But never said it to me !

They just stared at me with blank looks as I walked past 

 

One week to go home !

Please go fast 

I feel depressed, everything looks dark clouds etc 

To add to that Evil keel is driving across America and unable to help me up Jomtien hill

 

I will never come back to this place ,there is no happiness 

Pattaya is full of people who want money 

 

What's wrong with me ?

 

 

 

 

No one cares. Get a life. Get revolver and play Russian Roulette until you finally win for once in your life.  Put us all out of our misery. 

[georgegeorgia]

3 hours ago, Photoguy21 said:

Maybe you should back home. It would appear you are not accepting to differences that the country offers. Many people cant accept the differences between countries but if that is the case go home to where you feel comfortable.

Oh don't be racist !

[Sigmund]

Obviously the prostitutes in the girlie bars can see that the OP passing by is no fool and thus not worth pulling over to be cheated with the overcharging "lady drinks".

[Snackbar]

Got it too easy fella