Alright, picture this, mates. Down in Patts and you’ve pulled not one but two absolute bump-and-grind rockets. Things are hotter than a microwave kebab at midnight. Clothes flying off like they owe gravity money, tongues doing laps, and your todger’s been on more missions than the space shuttle.

 

Fast forward two hours of full-throttle graft on the giblets and somehow… still no fireworks. The big finale? AWOL. Everyone’s all smiles though, no hard feelings, but you tap out and call it.

 

So what’s the next proper move, lads? Do you rally like a champ, hit the haunts and scoop up two more gobblers for round two? Or head back to the wee gaff alone, line up something top shelf online, and finish the job solo?

 

Only asking for a mate. Obviously!

I don't understand what you're heading for?

8 minutes ago, Lewie London said:

Alright, picture this, mates. Down in Patts and you’ve pulled not one but two absolute bump-and-grind rockets. Things are hotter than a microwave kebab at midnight. Clothes flying off like they owe gravity money, tongues doing laps, and your todger’s been on more missions than the space shuttle.

 

Fast forward two hours of full-throttle graft on the giblets and somehow… still no fireworks. The big finale? AWOL. Everyone’s all smiles though, no hard feelings, but you tap out and call it.

 

So what’s the next proper move, lads? Do you rally like a champ, hit the haunts and scoop up two more gobblers for round two? Or head back to the wee gaff alone, line up something top shelf online, and finish the job solo?

 

Only asking for a mate. Obviously!

A little early in the morning to be drunk as a slosh bucket and posting gibberjabber don’t you think?

Hey, speak of the devil.

Look at what the cat dragged in. 

We were just talking about farangs with a few screws loose. 

 

29 minutes ago, newbee2022 said:

I don't understand what you're heading for?

A dose.😉

Take Cialis. Sidegra is not working.

 

Or get a new nom-de-plume, such as limpdick

Ask Bob.

27 minutes ago, save the frogs said:

We were just talking about farangs with a few screws loose. 

Talking with who? Yourself as usual? 😂

8 minutes ago, Lacessit said:

Take Cialis. Sidegra is not working.

 

Or get a new nom-de-plume, such as limpdick

Thats doesn't sound like the issue. The gun seems to be loading, just not firing. 

3 minutes ago, short-Timer said:

Thats doesn't sound like the issue. The gun seems to be loading, just not firing. 

Perhaps there's no bullets in the magazine due to previous firings.

Try a ticket to Switzerland - it's legal there.

1 hour ago, newbee2022 said:

I don't understand what you're heading for?

 

A psychiatric hold for  an assessment.

1 hour ago, Lewie London said:

What are the options?

So what’s the next proper move, lads? 

Soi 6/1.

 

You'll meet up with a few others AN forum members there to talk crap 😂

 

 

It's the stress of multiple personalities. Bob

Since when does someone 'pull' a kooker?

1 hour ago, frank83628 said:

Since when does someone 'pull' a kooker?

yesterday I entered Tesco and smuggled put a whole salmon under my shirt. The cashier smiled at me as I walked thru. I then proceeded to a hairdressers and seduced a girl into washing my hair and then sweet talked her into cutting it. Leaving we were both happy.

Obviously I paid  both times and got receipts and everything but you know what I mean.

Long, long ago a mate, who was known as "Bonking Bob" (for fairly obvious reasons), had a saying :- "Thai girls - take two they're small".

 

Bob is now happily retired in Malta with his rather lovely Maltese wife.

 

6 hours ago, bkk6060 said:

Ask Bob.

By looking in the mirror!

7 hours ago, Lewie London said:

Alright, picture this, mates. Down in Patts and you’ve pulled not one but two absolute bump-and-grind rockets. Things are hotter than a microwave kebab at midnight. Clothes flying off like they owe gravity money, tongues doing laps, and your todger’s been on more missions than the space shuttle.

 

Fast forward two hours of full-throttle graft on the giblets and somehow… still no fireworks. The big finale? AWOL. Everyone’s all smiles though, no hard feelings, but you tap out and call it.

 

So what’s the next proper move, lads? Do you rally like a champ, hit the haunts and scoop up two more gobblers for round two? Or head back to the wee gaff alone, line up something top shelf online, and finish the job solo?

 

Only asking for a mate. Obviously!

What is your question? Do you need help?

1 hour ago, Crossy said:

Long, long ago a mate, who was known as "Bonking Bob" (for fairly obvious reasons), had a saying :- "Thai girls - take two they're small".

And back when "Bonking Bob" was in his Thai bonking prime, the cost of such adventures was so low that it was considered cruel not to take more than one. 😂

10 hours ago, newbee2022 said:

I don't understand what you're heading for?

You have got to be a Brit to understand just what this guy is saying. I searched Google but cannot find a Brit to American translation app. Someone from England, please translate for us. 

18 minutes ago, Keep Right said:

You have got to be a Brit to understand just what this guy is saying. I searched Google but cannot find a Brit to American translation app. Someone from England, please translate for us. 

Yes, please 🙏

He has taken two girls but can not come. So he is asking for advice.  I would suggest a hand job.

I think he is referring to what is known as delayed ejaculation (DE).

I am copying this from a website:

Physical causes include nervous system pathology, such as strokes and mul. stroke), injury to the back or spine, endocrine disease (i.e. diabetes), prostate disease or surgery and heart surgery. Certain types of medication may also cause delayed ejaculation. These medications can include antidepressants, antipsychotics and antihypertensives. Delayed ejaculation may also occur with excessive alcohol use or recreational drug use.

While there's no FDA-approved medication specifically for delayed ejaculation, some medications used to treat other conditions, like buspirone or cyproheptadine, have been used off-label. 

Get a fleshlight save yourself further embarrassment. 

5 hours ago, blaze master said:

Get a fleshlight save yourself further embarrassment. 

Any good?

3 minutes ago, FriscoKid said:

Any good?

 

Depends on what mold you get. But its way better than my hand. 

22 hours ago, Lewie London said:

Alright, picture this, mates. Down in Patts and you’ve pulled not one but two absolute bump-and-grind rockets. Things are hotter than a microwave kebab at midnight. Clothes flying off like they owe gravity money, tongues doing laps, and your todger’s been on more missions than the space shuttle.

 

Fast forward two hours of full-throttle graft on the giblets and somehow… still no fireworks. The big finale? AWOL. Everyone’s all smiles though, no hard feelings, but you tap out and call it.

 

So what’s the next proper move, lads? Do you rally like a champ, hit the haunts and scoop up two more gobblers for round two? Or head back to the wee gaff alone, line up something top shelf online, and finish the job solo?

 

Only asking for a mate. Obviously!

You got mates Bob , that part of the fantasy posting I don't believe .

 

regards Worgeordie

If you people fall for this AI generated crap posted here by a bot to generate traffic for the site, you'll be in real trouble in a year or two when AI gets even more refined.

1 hour ago, gargamon said:

If you people fall for this AI generated crap posted here by a bot to generate traffic for the site, you'll be in real trouble in a year or two when AI gets even more refined.

 

Im not a prompt dammit im a real person.