June 19, 2025Jun 19 Author 1 minute ago, roo860 said: Every day The razors from Mr DIY aren't too bad. Thats good to know. Cheap prices there.
June 19, 2025Jun 19 Author 1 minute ago, SAFETY FIRST said: the girlfriend? I prefer her little furry patch, awesome Furry pussy is great.
June 19, 2025Jun 19 Just now, Harrisfan said: Thats good to know. Cheap prices there. There's a razor on Lazada etc called Feather, they have replacement blades, supposedly very good quality.
June 19, 2025Jun 19 I shave when i feel for it.My 2 mistress is different.One shaved the other just trim.Both is delicious and tasty.
June 19, 2025Jun 19 13 minutes ago, roo860 said: Every day The razors from Mr DIY aren't too bad. Shave around 6.30am, if going out evening time will need another one. 2 per day? That's a PITA. Wouldn't bother with the morning shave if I knew I was out in the evening but I suppose you don't always know if you are heading out or not.
June 19, 2025Jun 19 18 minutes ago, roo860 said: The razors from Mr DIY aren't too bad. That's good to know. I could always pick up a hedge trimmer for the Mrs to do her 'downstairs' whilst I'm there.
June 19, 2025Jun 19 Author 2 minutes ago, ThreeCardMonte said: Shave every day. Gillette Fusion. Hard to believe not everyone does but a walk down Bukow confirms they don’t. Not into the homeless, Santa Claus or the Mountain Man look, For the those that don’t shave every day. Get a piece of sandpaper and rub it all over your face and crotch area. Let us know how it feels. For the nasty smelly food trapped beard lovers. you just added 15 years to your appearance. Thai girls dig both. My face is always itchy after shaving. Why I never do it daily.
June 19, 2025Jun 19 20 minutes ago, Harrisfan said: Furry pussy is great. It's a bit like a landing strip giving you a clue where to stick your tongue. Was it Die Hard 2 where Bruce had to set fire to the runway so the planes could land? Very similar to that.
June 19, 2025Jun 19 Author 4 minutes ago, Keeps said: It's a bit like a landing strip giving you a clue where to stick your tongue. Was it Die Hard 2 where Bruce had to set fire to the runway so the planes could land? Very similar to that. It's like palm trees around a pool. Makes it look more attractive.
June 19, 2025Jun 19 1 hour ago, Crossy said: PLEASE!! Do not give him ideas! I mean, who really needs to know that us Brits bathe once a week, whether we need it or not! The scary bit is, when I was a kid that's how it worked, and yes, I went in my mum's bathwater. As I was the youngest I had very well worn warm water baths.
June 19, 2025Jun 19 7 minutes ago, Keeps said: Was it Die Hard 2 where Bruce had to set fire to the runway so the planes could land? "I don't want to know why you can't. I want to know how you can!"
June 19, 2025Jun 19 Author 1 minute ago, ThreeCardMonte said: Probably tell you to stop putting your face next to a dogs as/. How often did you do that?
June 19, 2025Jun 19 3 minutes ago, Crossy said: He'd only need 2 Swan Vesta's to sort my barnet out. Wouldn't want to be paying his insurance premiums. More of a foundry than a barbershop.
June 19, 2025Jun 19 1 hour ago, FriscoKid said: Ballz only. Every 2 weeks, whether it needs it or not because Susan loves a hairless sack. Waxing is more effective.
June 19, 2025Jun 19 Author 4 minutes ago, Cornish Pasty said: I've just finished shaving my balls. Mark The Clean. All 3?
June 19, 2025Jun 19 Author 4 minutes ago, ThreeCardMonte said: I don’t have your problem. Only you do. Whats dogs bums got to do with shaving?
June 19, 2025Jun 19 Just now, Lacessit said: Waxing is more effective. Not on your balls it's not. For the next two weeks it looks like you are permanently sat on one of them 'Space Hopper's' from the 70's. Trust me, I know.
June 19, 2025Jun 19 Popular Post Of course, there's always the less "mechanical" route to smooth bliss! Customer Review A. Chappell 5.0 out of 5 stars A warning from across the pond... Reviewed in the United States on July 3, 2012 After having been told my danglies looked like an elderly rastafarian I decided to take the plunge and buy some of this as previous shaving attempts had only been mildly succesful and I nearly put my back out trying to reach the more difficult bits. Being a bit of a romantic I thought I would do the deed on the missus's birthday as a bit of a treat. I ordered it well in advance and working in the North sea I considerd myself a bit above some of the characters writing the previous reviews and wrote them off as soft office types...oh my fellow sufferers how wrong I was. I waited until the other half was tucked up in bed and after giving some vague hints about a special surprise I went down to the bathroom. Initially all went well and I applied the gel and stood waiting for something to happen. I didn't have long to wait. At first there was a gentle warmth which in a matter of seconds was replaced by an intense burning and a feeling I can only describe as like being given a barbed wire wedgie by two people intent on hitting the ceiling with my head. Religion hadn't featured much in my life until that night but I suddenly became willing to convert to any religion to stop the violent burning around the turd tunnel and what seemed like the destruction of the meat and two veg. Struggling to not bite through my bottom lip I tried to wash the gel of in the sink and only succeeded in blocking the plughole with a mat of hair. Through the haze of tears I struggled out of the bathroom across the hall into the kitchen by this time walking was not really possible and I crawled the final yard to the fridge in the hope of some form of cold relief. I yanked the freezer drawer out and found a tub of ice cream, tore the lid of and positioned it under me. The relief was fantastic but only temporary as it melted fairly quickly and the fiery stabbing soon returned .Due to the shape of the ice cream tub I hadn't managed to give the starfish any treatment and I groped around in the drawer for something else as I was sure my vision was going to fail fairly soon.I grabbed a bag of what I later found out was frozen sprouts and tore it open trying to be quiet as I did so.I took a handful of them and tried in vain to clench some between the cheeks of my arse. This was not doing the trick as some of the gel had found it's way up the chutney channel and it felt like the space shuttle was running it's engines behind me. This was probably and hopefully the only time in my life I was going to wish there was a gay snowman in the kitchen which should give you some idea of the depths I was willing to sink to in order to ease the pain. The only solution my pain crazed mind could come up with was to gently ease one of the sprouts where no veg had gone before. unfortunately, alerted by the strange grunts coming from the kitchen the other half chose that moment to come and investigate and was greeted by the sight of me, arse in the air, strawberry ice cream dripping from my bell end pushing a sprout up my arse while muttering..." Ooooh that feels good ". Understandably this was a shock to her and she let out a scream and as I hadn't heard her come in it caused an involutary spasm of shock in myself which resulted in the sprout being ejected at quite some speed in her direction. I can understand that having a sprout farted against your leg at 11 at night in the kitchen probably wasn't the special surprise she was expecting and having to explain to the kids the next day what the strange hollow in the ice cream was didn't improve my status...So to sum it up Veet removes hair, dignity and self respect...:) 17,062 people found this helpful "I don't want to know why you can't. I want to know how you can!"
June 19, 2025Jun 19 Author 1 minute ago, ThreeCardMonte said: You’re itching face. I don't get it. Must be an insider beastiality joke.
June 19, 2025Jun 19 31 minutes ago, Keeps said: That's good to know. I could always pick up a hedge trimmer for the Mrs to do her 'downstairs' whilst I'm there. Industrial size? 😁
June 19, 2025Jun 19 1 hour ago, Crossy said: PLEASE!! Do not give him ideas! I mean, who really needs to know that us Brits bathe once a week, whether we need it or not! The scary bit is, when I was a kid that's how it worked, and yes, I went in my mum's bathwater. That does not read in a sanitary way from several perspectives !
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