Elon’s Getting Roasted - Two Frayed Egos, Which One is Madder?

[Lewie London]

Alright, things with the gayest breakup of the year are turning proper mental. I’m sittin’ here in me gaff scrollin’ through the news, yeah, and I see Elon Musk’s gone full kamikaze, takin’ potshots at Trump like he’s got a death wish. Now I don’t care if you think Musk is a space wizard or just a Silicon Valley bell-end, but you’d think a geezer smart enough to stick a car on Mars would know not to poke the world’s most *edited* with a big stick.

 

What’s Elon playin’ at, seriously? He’s got more government contracts than a Tory donor, right? NASA, military satellites, billions in tax credits for his Teslas, the lot. Trump’s the kind of bloke who’d yank those contracts faster than a Pattaya bar girl nicks you for 10,000 Baht short-time. He’s already joked about denaturalizing and deportin’ Elon back to South Africa, and you know when Trump jokes it’s only funny until someone’s got an ICE agent at their door.

 

And let’s not forget, Trump’s that same bloke who just dropped a dozen MOPS on Iran like he was clearin’ old stock before a new sale. Think he wouldn’t drop one on a Tesla factory if he’s feelin’ spicy? Elon’s sittin’ there on Twitter like he’s invincible, but one wrong tweet and he could be watchin’ SpaceX launches from a prison yard.

 

Thing is, how the fekk did Elon even end up here? One minute Trump’s callin’ him the greatest innovator since sliced bread, next minute he’s under the bus with tire marks across his mug. You’d think a so-called genius woulda seen it comin’, but nah, man’s blindsided worse than a rookie in a Muay Thai ring.

 

It’s like Elon’s playin’ with fire while standin’ in a petrol station, but instead of worryin’, he’s shoutin’ “Hold my blunt!” to the nearest journalist. Gotta admire the bullocks on him, but Jesus wept, the lad’s got everything to lose and sweet F-all to gain.

 

So here’s me question for you lot: is Elon a strategic mastermind makin’ moves we can’t see, or is he another knobhead who’s about to get his empire smashed by the biggest ego on the planet? Pattaya’s got mad stories, but even the ladyboys here wouldn’t bet against Trump when he’s in a mood.

 

What you reckon? Elon’s next move gonna be sendin’ a Tesla to the moon so he can hide out when Trump comes knockin’?

[TroubleandGrumpy]

Nutter comments by a Trump hating nutter - blocked.

[Etaoin Shrdlu]

This was inevitable after people started calling Elon "President Musk".

[BarraMarra]

Our friend is as much an East Ender as I am and im a Manc. Must have been watching East Enders and picked up there lingo he certainly is not English.

[HappyExpat57]

I'd recommend sticking to massage parlor surprises and stay away from politics. This was a place of refuge to avoid that nonsense.

[daveAustin]

They’re both knobheads, Musk and Trump, and this Lewie character is proper AI. 

[newbee2022]

6 hours ago, TroubleandGrumpy said:

Nutter comments by a Trump hating nutter - blocked.

Can't see any hate in his thread. Can you?

It's a balanced description about the present of 2 impressive people.

You got to have a twisted brain to see any hate in it.

[Harrisfan]

Get a real hobby

[FolkGuitar]

Nicely done, Lewie! A good look at the failing 'bromance' between two psychotic megalomaniacs. You're correct in that this will be an interesting play to watch. I think you've summarized the problems very well.

 

Today's 'Premium Blend' tea by the Aussie company, Madura, is a fine companion to this interesting question. Both give one pause to think.

 

(Tea drinkers - if you like PG Tips or Typhoo, you will LOVE Madura's 'English Breakfast' and 'Premium' blends!)

[spidermike007]

They are both insane so trying to figure out which one is more unhinged is a rather difficult task, the issue with Trump is that in addition to being insane he's also semi senile, relatively incoherent, and seems to represent the deep state, with rather heinous intentions. 

 

The last group in the world that he represents are the American people, he cares not one iota for people without great wealth.