Mad as a Box of Frogs <> The Beautiful Chaos of Thai Women

[Lewie London]

Right lads, I’ve been meanin’ to say this for a while now, and I don’t care if it ruffles a few feathers, Thai women mates, every last one of ‘em, are completely and utterly bonkers. And I don’t mean that in a rude way, nah. I say it with a cheeky grin and a thousand-yard stare, like a bloke who’s been to war and come back with souvenirs and a peg leg.

 

I’ve had me flings with all sorts, bar girls, office birds, uni students, shop girls, full-time housecats with no job but endless online shopping and mood swings. Doesn’t matter where they work or if they don’t work at all. You peel back that polite wai and sweet smile, and you’ll find a fresh brand of lunacy unique to this lovely corner of the world.

 

One minute it’s all “P’Lewie, gin khao rue yahng ka?” and the next it’s a full-blown interrogation ‘cause you didn’t react to her changing her shampoo. I’ve had girls cry over cartoon characters, disappear for three days over a dream they had where I cheated on them, and once get so upset I forgot to press heart on her LINE sticker she didn’t speak to me for two full days, and we were living in the same room.

 

And don’t even think bein’ a gentleman gets you anywhere. Nah. You treat ‘em too nice, they think you’re up to somethin’. You play it cool, they cry and call you unromantic. Try to split the bill? You’re stingy. Pay for everything? You’re clearly a sponsor now and her cousin needs a new phone.

 

Logic? Out the window, mate. Thai women don’t live in the realm of logic. They operate on vibes, emotional tides, and a rotating calendar of unspoken rules that shift depending on the moon, her menstrual cycle, or whether her favorite geeky celebrity just posted a sad quote on Instagram.

 

And yet, we keep goin’ back, don’t we? ’Cause they’re sweet, they’re funny, they’ll laugh at your crap jokes, look after you when you’re sick, bring you cut-up fruit for no reason, and know how to wear pajamas to 7-Eleven like it’s the Met Gala. But make no mistake, every Thai girl I’ve ever dated has been completely mental and I've given up tryin' with them anymore.

 

Still, I wouldn’t change my past experiences with Thai birds. I’ve dated sane birds back in London. Give me the unpredictable mood swings and spicy somtam sulks any day. Least it keeps you on your toes. So yeah, mates. Thai women, mad as a bag of squirrels, and somehow we love ‘em for it.
 

Disagree?

[Celsius]

[gargamon]

1 hour ago, Celsius said:

Oh no. Don't tell me it's AI generated drivel. Oh my. 

[save the frogs]

Mad as a box of what?

 

Respect frogs, man !!!

 

[Jim Blue]

Lewie your such a charmer ...all those woman throwing themselves at you !

[Ralf001]

4 hours ago, Celsius said:

 

Colour me surprised.

[newbee2022]

4 hours ago, Celsius said:

And your point is ?😳

[likerdup]

4 hours ago, Celsius said:

 

Sure thing, easy to do with AI. Any wonder all the writers in Hollywood are biting their finger nails about AI. Tell AI to write a movie in a certain style with certain characters and a theme etc .. it will do it!

[CharlieH]

Troll comments and off topic removed.

[unblocktheplanet]

Lewie, your posts are always entertaining, unlike most of the bitching, trivia and bitching around here. Keep it up, please!

[save the frogs]

12 hours ago, likerdup said:

Tell AI to write a movie in a certain style with certain characters and a theme etc .. it will do it!

 

Human creativity will become obsolete.

 

Will everyone become depressed and suicidal when their talents are no longer needed?

 

 

[Lacessit]

Lewie, this is a non-starter.

 

I've had women in Australia who were as mad as a cut snake. My Thai GF is a beacon of sanity in comparison.

[madone]

8 hours ago, Celsius said:

its not even close

[FolkGuitar]

Lewie, thanks for the memories!  Coming to Thailand before I was married for a few years, I met several that you spoke of. Fun… but I wouldn’t want to stay with them. 
Today’s read was over lunch, and every bit as enjoyable… except for the tea. This restaurant doesn’t have great tea. Bummer.

Looking forward to tomorrow’s tale!

[Jimjim1]

4 hours ago, unblocktheplanet said:

Keep it up, please!

Oh noooooo.

Will someone just give him the click bait championship right now PLEASE, it might just shut him up for the rest of the year and give us a bit of peace from such inane posts. 555

[Lacessit]

1 hour ago, Jimjim1 said:

Oh noooooo.

Will someone just give him the click bait championship right now PLEASE, it might just shut him up for the rest of the year and give us a bit of peace from such inane posts. 555

Do you have a gun to your head, wielded by someone forcing you to read them?

[Celsius]

8 hours ago, madone said:

its not even close

 

Blimey, you're spot on! It's miles off, innit? Proper nowhere near the mark, if you ask me. So, fancy heading down to Soi 6 then, for some proper grub? We can have a right proper chinwag about Thai women and me tell you all about my Bitcoin billions, yeah?
 

[likerdup]

17 hours ago, save the frogs said:

 

Human creativity will become obsolete.

 

Will everyone become depressed and suicidal when their talents are no longer needed?

 

 

 

Of course some people may become depressed or suicidal about a lot of things but nobody can predict the future, consistently each and every time. 

 

Human creativity will not become obsolete, but it will be challenged. 

 

AI will enhance learning for those who seek to learn and put the wealth of information that AI has to offer, literally at their finger tips to better themselves and increase knowledge.

[Jimjim1]

On 7/11/2025 at 9:32 AM, Lacessit said:

Do you have a gun to your head, wielded by someone forcing you to read them?

Thankfully I am 100% never able to get past the first two words of such drivel and that’s just the headline

[3NUMBAS]

They’re all living on the edge with few job skills and no security no wonder they are nutty ,with a pimp demanding more and more cash

[Mark1969]

It's immaturity.

[brewsterbudgen]

On 7/11/2025 at 3:17 AM, Celsius said:

Brilliant!  

[brewsterbudgen]

On 7/11/2025 at 8:14 AM, newbee2022 said:

And your point is ?😳

I think the point is that we are all replying to an AI created thread from a poster who has not engaged with 'his/its' thread in any way since starting it.

[FritsSikkink]

What a load of BS

[HappyExpat57]

7 minutes ago, brewsterbudgen said:

I think the point is that we are all replying to an AI created thread from a poster who has not engaged with 'his/its' thread in any way since starting it.

But don't all followers of religion do essentially the same thing?

[newbee2022]

36 minutes ago, brewsterbudgen said:

I think the point is that we are all replying to an AI created thread from a poster who has not engaged with 'his/its' thread in any way since starting it.

Who knows.

Anyway, for me it's a funny style. Much better than this wannabe journalist or wannabe writer called rooster, some elderly members told me.