Stickman review of pattaya

[redwood1]

Pattaya has never really recovered from the destruction of the promenade.....

Who ever gave me a thumbs down on my post 5 posts ago....Either put up or shut up....And please do tell us all why Pattaya is better now....

 

The ONLY thing thats better than 10 years ago is we now have Lazada and Shopee...

[proton]

1 hour ago, redwood1 said:

Pattaya has never really recovered from the destruction of the promenade.....

Who ever gave me a thumbs down on my post 5 posts ago....Either put up or shut up....And please do tell us all why Pattaya is better now....

 

The ONLY thing thats better than 10 years ago is we now have Lazada and Shopee...

 

It's just a bigger cess pit of crime, delusion, sex workers, disease and depression, with added Indians.

[jacko45k]

21 hours ago, CallumWK said:

 

Were that buses with foreign or Thai tourists?

Chinese. 

[jayboy]

On 7/29/2025 at 6:24 AM, mstevens said:

Good to see a review where someone gets it that there's so much more to Pattaya than the nightlife and how that is just the icing on the cake.

 

Get a grip mate, it's Stickman - a retired whore monger.Who cares what he thinks about the brothel resort?

[jacko45k]

5 minutes ago, jayboy said:

 

Get a grip mate, it's Stickman - a retired whore monger.Who cares what he thinks about the brothel resort?

I guess his reviews carry as much weight as the other dozens of whoremongers who post on YT weekly! He does speak the local lingo but Hindi is more needed these days!

[jacko45k]

22 hours ago, redwood1 said:

Who ever gave me a thumbs down on my post 5 posts ago....Either put up or shut up.

Don't let the trolls win!

[ujayujay]

Pattaya, my number one no-go spot on my list, along with Phuket and Koh Samui. These places have nothing to do with Thailand in the literal sense, have no charm...they're rather repulsive!

[CallumWK]

1 minute ago, ujayujay said:

Pattaya, my number one no-go spot on my list, along with Phuket and Koh Samui. These places have nothing to do with Thailand in the literal sense, have no charm...they're rather repulsive!

 

Too expensive they are, isn't it?

[proton]

10 minutes ago, ujayujay said:

Pattaya, my number one no-go spot on my list, along with Phuket and Koh Samui. These places have nothing to do with Thailand in the literal sense, have no charm...they're rather repulsive!

 

Totally, for clueless tourists, pathetic mongers, drunks and perverts 

[Liverpool Lou]

On 7/30/2025 at 9:30 AM, redwood1 said:

Who ever gave me a thumbs down on my post 5 posts ago....Either put up or shut up...

No one has to "put up" (and certainly not "shut up") any more than  expressing their opinion by virtue of the emojis.  

[Stuck in Thailand]

On 7/30/2025 at 9:24 AM, proton said:

 

He will never move back here, anyone leaving NZ for Thailand would have to have a mental problem

 

Agreed.

[Liverpool Lou]

24 minutes ago, ujayujay said:

These places have nothing to do with Thailand in the literal sense,

Being geographic Thai places in Thailand in the literal sense, they have everything to do with Thailand, literally.

[Stuck in Thailand]

12 minutes ago, proton said:

 

Totally, for clueless tourists, pathetic mongers, drunks and perverts 

 

Plus everyone seems to hate BKK, other Thai cities are as boring as hell, so where is good here? I really don't know, I've been here 25 years and find the whole country very boring and pretty much all the same.

[In Full Agreement]

On 7/29/2025 at 10:23 PM, redwood1 said:

Stickman has been coming to Pattaya for ages....And he is saying Pattaya is the best its ever been now...HA.....Pattaya was a much better place 10-15 years ago.....And No one can say it was not...

 

 

Pattaya is as good today as it was 10 = 15 years ago!          There I said it.

 

 

[In Full Agreement]

38 minutes ago, proton said:

49 minutes ago, ujayujay said:

Pattaya, my number one no-go spot on my list, along with Phuket and Koh Samui. These places have nothing to do with Thailand in the literal sense, have no charm...they're rather repulsive!

 

Totally, for clueless tourists, pathetic mongers, drunks and perverts 

 

 

You and proton should go on a date sometime.

[Stuck in Thailand]

Why is there nothing laid on for kids here at Thai 'seaside' resorts?? Say what you want about the UK but go to a coastal resort there and there's plenty to keep the kids happy? It's borderline cruelty. Take kids here to Phuket/Samui/Hua Hin and it's like dad what can we do.

 

Where are the Thai equivalents to places like Butlins or Centre Parks?? Like I say, this country is as boring as hell.

 

Even Vietnam has the Vinpearl resorts.

[marin]

I knew the beaches in the UK were different but wow. Myself, my kids and all my friends and their kids have never had a bad or boring day at a Thai beach. Loads of fun things do do that cost little or nothing to enjoy.

 

 

[bkk6060]

I had a freind visit with his family recently they wanted to go to Pattaya.

I set them up with a place in Naklua.  They went to the Dolphin show, floating market, water park, Cosy and Naklua beaches, had legit massages.  They ate in Naklua at the seafood market, the big Jomtien market and  took a day trip to Sattihip. 

Now, I am not saying the place is a family resort but a family can have a good time there if avoid the entertianment areas.

[CallumWK]

15 minutes ago, Stuck in Thailand said:

Why is there nothing laid on for kids here at Thai 'seaside' resorts?? Say what you want about the UK but go to a coastal resort there and there's plenty to keep the kids happy? It's borderline cruelty. Take kids here to Phuket/Samui/Hua Hin and it's like dad what can we do.

 

There are plenty of kid attractions available a few km outside Pattaya city. Would you suggest there should be kid attraction on beach road opposite the bars?

 

17 minutes ago, Stuck in Thailand said:

Where are the Thai equivalents to places like Butlins or Centre Parks?? Like I say, this country is as boring as hell.

 

You never heard about the Sheep farm (there are 2), the waterparks (there are also 2), the Dolphinarium or Pipo pony farm?

[redwood1]

28 minutes ago, In Full Agreement said:

 

 

Pattaya is as good today as it was 10 = 15 years ago!          There I said it.

 

 

 

Ok and what do you have to back this up with?

[newnative]

3 minutes ago, Stuck in Thailand said:

Why is there nothing laid on for kids here at Thai 'seaside' resorts?? Say what you want about the UK but go to a coastal resort there and there's plenty to keep the kids happy? It's borderline cruelty. Take kids here to Phuket/Samui/Hua Hin and it's like dad what can we do.

 

Where are the Thai equivalents to places like Butlins or Centre Parks?? Like I say, this country is as boring as hell.

    If you have even been to Pattaya, doubtful,  you managed not to see much--or go anywhere. Plenty for kids to do in Pattaya.  To start with, stay at a resort built for kids.  Centre Point Space and Centara both have loads of stuff geared towards kids.  Centara, particularly, is huge--you could probably stay at the resort, right on the ocean, your entire visit and not get bored.  

    But, if you venture out, there are go-cart tracks, including a new one.  There are at least three nice water parks.  Nong Nooch Gardens with lots of dinosaurs and an entertainment show.  Columbia Pictures Aquaverse theme park.  Movies at both T21 and Central Festival and T21 has Harborland, totally geared for kids.  Also fun, Art in Paradise, with all sorts of interactive art, most with kids in mind but adults will like it, too.  Teddy Bear Museum.  Ripley's Believe it or Not.  Haunted Adventure.  Elephant parks. Tiger Park.  Underwater World.  Dolphinarium.  Frost Land.  Bee Farm.  Sanctuary of Truth.  Boat rides to the islands with snorkeling.   Lots for kids.  

[In Full Agreement]

24 minutes ago, Stuck in Thailand said:

Why is there nothing laid on for kids here at Thai 'seaside' resorts?? Say what you want about the UK but go to a coastal resort there and there's plenty to keep the kids happy? It's borderline cruelty. Take kids here to Phuket/Samui/Hua Hin and it's like dad what can we do.

 

Where are the Thai equivalents to places like Butlins or Centre Parks?? Like I say, this country is as boring as hell.

 

Even Vietnam has the Vinpearl resorts.

 

 

Unlikely you'll be greatly missed if you leave Thailand.

 

 

[Stuck in Thailand]

2 minutes ago, In Full Agreement said:

 

 

Unlikely you'll be greatly missed if you leave Thailand.

 

 

 

I'll take that as a compliment tough guy. Try answering the post and not the poster. Mug.

[In Full Agreement]

6 minutes ago, redwood1 said:

 

Ok and what do you have to back this up with?

 

 

 Experience.

[ujayujay]

29 minutes ago, In Full Agreement said:

 

 

You and proton should go on a date sometime.

Ok....Enjoy your dates with Bargirls

[CallumWK]

3 minutes ago, redwood1 said:

 

Ok and what do you have to back this up with?

 

And you question why you get thumbs down, when you make posts like this?

[CallumWK]

5 minutes ago, ujayujay said:

Ok....Enjoy your dates with Bargirls

Oh, I thought you left years ago already

 

[hotandsticky]

37 minutes ago, Stuck in Thailand said:

Why is there nothing laid on for kids here at Thai 'seaside' resorts?? Say what you want about the UK but go to a coastal resort there and there's plenty to keep the kids happy? It's borderline cruelty. Take kids here to Phuket/Samui/Hua Hin and it's like dad what can we do.

 

Where are the Thai equivalents to places like Butlins or Centre Parks?? Like I say, this country is as boring as hell.

 

Even Vietnam has the Vinpearl resorts.

 

 

I think this says more about your lack of imagination.

 

 

I have never seen bored kids in Thailand (except Thai kids of course - but even they get excited at the seaside).

[Stuck in Thailand]

1 minute ago, hotandsticky said:

 

 

I think this says more about your lack of imagination.

 

 

I have never seen bored kids in Thailand (except Thai kids of course - but even they get excited at the seaside).

 

No, it says more about yours, old fella.

[hotandsticky]

2 minutes ago, Stuck in Thailand said:

 

No, it says more about yours, old fella.

 

 

I don't think so.