I particularly liked his statement:

 

" An irresistible gentle graciousness"

 

He hit the nail on the head with that one. She is irresistible, gentle and the embodiment of graciousness.

Quarrelsome posts were removed. Please debate the subject, without cluttering the thread by bickering over points that have been endlessly restated so many times already. Thank you. 

1 hour ago, Prubangboy said:

We're on our way to Korean facials.

A double Korean facial followed by <removed> will leave you feeling squeaky clean. 

26 minutes ago, ColeBOzbourne said:

A double Korean facial followed by <removed>will leave you feeling squeaky clean. 

 

This thread welcomes all kinds of sexual fetishes, so you are very welcome to fantasize about <removed> here, Cole.

 

No judgement.

Thanks, Cam. I was just waiting for your approval. 

1 hour ago, Cameroni said:

 

This thread welcomes all kinds of sexual fetishes, so you are very welcome to fantasize about <removed> here, Cole.

 

No judgement.

Gents. Please leave it to our imagination. Thank you. 

 

P.S. In the lounge, banter is fine. Double entendres are fine too, but the one you were just using wasn't one. Vulgarity isn't allowed here. Thanks again. 

8 hours ago, Prubangboy said:

She asked, how do I get you on that plane? I told her to think hard.

 

If she'd have read this thread - she wouldn't have had to think that hard...  Just invite Cameroni - he appears to enjoy the male frame and is apparently dynamite in the sack...  he'll rock your world !!! 

On 12/26/2025 at 4:08 PM, richard_smith237 said:

 

Says the king of delusion himself - I know plenty of females making plenty of money for themselves, and are not reliant on men or their husbands...  

 

I like your phrase 'apex of delusion' - the irony is that it fits you perfectly.

 

But Cannelloni can not see it, that is the funny part of it all. 😃

 

I have been away for quite a few days but I see you are still in this marathon chat, you deserve a medal. 👍

 

This topic started by Cannelloni must be one of the longest chats ever.

5 hours ago, JamesPhuket10 said:

 

But Cannelloni can not see it, that is the funny part of it all. 😃

 

I have been away for quite a few days but I see you are still in this marathon chat, you deserve a medal. 👍

 

This topic started by Cannelloni must be one of the longest chats ever.

 

Been popping in now and again - its quite an amusing thread...

 

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14 hours ago, Prubangboy said:

I’m off for a date with a Chinese American woman who is 55 to my 73.
 

Life is what you make it

 

Oh no.....  did Cameroni mock her varicose veins?

10 hours ago, Celsius said:

 

Oh no.....  did Cameroni mock her varicose veins?

 

Actually we talked about this at length during lunch. He is making a strategic and very deliberate choice, designed to make his life easier. I can't fault the logic, obviously choosing women of a certain age makes the process easier, since it is clearly easier to please older women whose demands are lower. 

 

This is clearly a matter of preference. I have seen the photos and the women look surprisingly good for their age, no varicose veins at all. Nevertheless, my man, in my view, is selling himself short, he still looks younger than 72 and could go lower than 55 if he so desired. However, he is making a very strategic choice.

 

This would not work for me, as I am too aesthetic a person.

I woke up at 9.30 am this morning. The next three hours were spent in bed with two souls becoming one through kissing. And well, a few other things. Before we knew it it was 12..15 and she had the brilliant idea to make watermelon smoothies. Though on closer inspection the dishes needed doing. I admonished her to do them more quietly and closed the door and retired to the living room.

 

 

What a magnificent woman Phuket Girl is. Sexual nirvana, doing the dishes, making watermelon smoothies and then she will fry left over rice with pork filet to save on breakfast.

 

 

Of course being so young, a mere 24, life experience is still somewhat green. She was making the watermelon smoothie with the watermelon chunks still having pips in them.

 

Thank God I was supervising.

 

Though I admit I was a little surprised when she asked me how to turn on the gas cooker.

This thread is becoming nonsense.

 

2 minutes ago, georgegeorgia said:

This thread is becoming nonsense.

 

 

Coming from you, I'm not going to lie, that really hurts.

The watermelon smoothies were delicious. Her fried rice with pork filet was also good, I tried, but ultimately opted for scrambled egg on St Etoile bread toasted lightly with French butter, spring onions and chinese sausage. Followed by liver pate on said bread.

 

Waiting for the coffee now.

You're not going to believe this, but after she made coffee she served up watermelon, then cut it in thin slices, de-pipped them and gave them to me individually.

 

I'm so full.

20 minutes ago, Cameroni said:

You're not going to believe this, but after she made coffee she served up watermelon, then cut it in thin slices, de-pipped them and gave them to me individually.

 

I'm so full.

Good for you , enjoy

 

4 minutes ago, emptypockets said:

Good for you , enjoy

 

 

We're eating too much really. I asked her to go out for a walk. It wasn't easy, but she's getting dressed now.

2 hours ago, Cameroni said:

The watermelon smoothies were delicious. Her fried rice with pork filet was also good, I tried, but ultimately opted for scrambled egg on St Etoile bread toasted lightly with French butter, spring onions and chinese sausage. Followed by liver pate on said bread.

 

Waiting for the coffee now.

Nice maid

Just now, Harrisfan said:

Nice maid

What would you know?

6 hours ago, Cameroni said:

 

Actually we talked about this at length during lunch. He is making a strategic and very deliberate choice, designed to make his life easier. I can't fault the logic, obviously choosing women of a certain age makes the process easier, since it is clearly easier to please older women whose demands are lower. 

 

This is clearly a matter of preference. I have seen the photos and the women look surprisingly good for their age, no varicose veins at all. Nevertheless, my man, in my view, is selling himself short, he still looks younger than 72 and could go lower than 55 if he so desired. However, he is making a very strategic choice.

 

This would not work for me, as I am too aesthetic a person.

 

That's not accurate. She's 53 years old, so based on your own previous comments, her veins ought to be prominently visible all over. I'm simply holding you to the standard you've set in the past. Why are you backtracking now?

 

Is it because he gave the Phuket girl a much higher rating than the photos you've shared, so you feel like you have to back him up in while he makes the biggest mistake of his life?

 

And what strategy is he going for exactly dating a 53 year old menopausal woman with varicose veins? Curious?

 

I also see you added 2 years to her age while your buddy said she is 53. Oh dear....

20 minutes ago, Celsius said:

 

That's not accurate. She's 53 years old, so based on your own previous comments, her veins ought to be prominently visible all over. I'm simply holding you to the standard you've set in the past. 

 

Naturally, since he gave the Phuket girl a much higher rating than the photos you've shared, it's entirely predictable that you'd continue posting based on the same unfounded claims.

 

And what strategy is he going for exactly dating a 53 year old menopausal woman with varicose veins? Curious?

 

I also see you added 2 years to her age while your buddy said she is 53. Oh dear....

 

Well, 2 years hardly matters post 50. I didn't see any veins in the photo, it's possible, but any way, looks are not top of this strategy, so quite similar to yours, Celsius. 

 

The strategy here obviously is that women over 50 will have lower demands in terms of physical attraction, since they themselves are not in their prime anymore. Surely that's obvious?

6 minutes ago, Cameroni said:

The strategy here obviously is that women over 50 will have lower demands in terms of physical attraction, since they themselves are not in their prime anymore. Surely that's obvious?

 

So you are saying your friend is ugly. 👍 

2 hours ago, Celsius said:

 

So you are saying your friend is ugly. 👍 

 

Not at all. He looks strikingly young for his age. However he is 72 so has his reasons to avoid very young girls. 

1 minute ago, Cameroni said:

However he is 72 so has his reasons to avoid very young girls. 

With age comes wisdom. 

3 minutes ago, TedG said:

With age comes wisdom. 

 

Yes, he seems exceptionally smart. Interesting guy. His strategy is thought out, however, I do think he could pitch lower if he wanted to. Age wise I mean. 

 

Having said that the women he has in his pipeline are not ugly for their age. 

21 minutes ago, Cameroni said:

 

Yes, he seems exceptionally smart. Interesting guy. His strategy is thought out, however, I do think he could pitch lower if he wanted to. Age wise I mean. 

 

Having said that the women he has in his pipeline are not ugly for their age. 

 

What strategy is that again?

 

29 minutes ago, Cameroni said:

 

Not at all. He looks strikingly young for his age. However he is 72 so has his reasons to avoid very young girls. 

 

He looks exactly like a 72 year old. His picture was available on his profile which he now changed. 

 

I wouldn't trust anything you have to say.

27 minutes ago, Celsius said:

What strategy is that again?

 

See above.

 

27 minutes ago, Celsius said:

He looks exactly like a 72 year old.

 

No, he looks at least 10 years younger in real life. Maybe those Korean facials.

 

28 minutes ago, Celsius said:

I wouldn't trust anything you have to say.

 

Well, after you declared your 45 year old spouse a "stunner" I feel the same way about you.