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Nakhon Nowhere

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Just now, scubascuba3 said:

Problem is the expats often turn to drink, nothing else to do, of course everyone on here living Nakhon Nowhere are tea total

Really......................:unsure:

 

Now don't tell me, you like mixing with all those tourists from around the world, day in, day out where you live.....😬

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1 minute ago, scubascuba3 said:

Problem is the expats often turn to drink, nothing else to do, of course everyone on here living Nakhon Nowhere are tea total

When i lived in surin years ago the expats i meet had a serious drinking problem.When i visit surin last year 3 expats i used to visit had died.According to the widows they drank themselves to death.

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11 minutes ago, BritManToo said:

And a KFC is nice to have around.

Oh, so you take your dog with you? 555

1 hour ago, Harrisfan said:

Why do people choose to live there? Escape from real world? ... Hate people? ... Hate cities?

 

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My world .. IS ... the real world :cheesy:

27 minutes ago, transam said:

Really......................:unsure:

 

Now don't tell me, you like mixing with all those tourists from around the world, day in, day out where you live.....😬

I mix with expats daily and my tourist friends who visit from time to time. Mix is something expats in Nakhon Nowhere can't do it seems, too isolated

28 minutes ago, norsurin said:

When i lived in surin years ago the expats i meet had a serious drinking problem.When i visit surin last year 3 expats i used to visit had died.According to the widows they drank themselves to death.

To be fair expats drink themselves to death in Pattaya also but at least they have a social life

2 minutes ago, scubascuba3 said:

I mix with expats daily and my tourist friends who visit from time to time. Mix is something expats in Nakhon Nowhere can't do it seems, too isolated

As I thought, you are lumbered with tourist, 365 days a year, most just go on a holiday to do that then escape back to what they have built to enjoy.

 

But, if you're happy, great, but don't think all think the same as you, in fact I feel a bit sorry for you..🤗

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36 minutes ago, SAFETY FIRST said:

This was a little DULL until the cold beer came out, not to mention the girlfriend in her bikini.

Happy days 😁

 

 

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Where's the bikini?

2 minutes ago, transam said:

As I thought, you are lumbered with tourist, 365 days a year, most just go on a holiday to do that then escape back to what they have built to enjoy.

 

But, if you're happy, great, but don't think all think the same as you, in fact I feel a bit sorry for you..🤗

I've just told you i socialise with expats not tourists, do you know the difference? how often do you socialise with groups of expats and don't lie?

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4 minutes ago, scubascuba3 said:

Where's the bikini?

This must be the most boring set of videos ever posted on AN. 

Just now, scubascuba3 said:

I've just told you i socialise with expats not tourists, do you know the difference? how often do you socialise with groups of expats and don't lie?

You are surrounded by tourists.................🤗

 

Last night, folk were enthralled at my string of Elvis renditions.............. :guitar:

 

Then I went home to my pretty quiet residence location, not a tourist in sight, ever..........🤭

16 minutes ago, scubascuba3 said:

Where's the bikini?

Damm, you guys catch me out everytime. 😁

 

The bikini is too revealing, not appropriate for this forum. 

I have these shots. 

 

 

 

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Is Buriram classed as a nowhere place ?

 

I heard the women there looked unique and hot ?

19 minutes ago, scubascuba3 said:

To be fair expats drink themselves to death in Pattaya also but at least they have a social life

Rigth.The expats in rural Thailand is often lonely and can't speak thai.Make it easy to drink everyday in the garden they migth have.When the expats in surin visit me they arrived drunk even at 10 am.

Every time the wifes complained, and i understand them.Told me they eat a little bit during the day and the breakfast allways started with beers.Never travel anywhere around looking other places.

 

1 minute ago, freedomnow said:

Is Buriram classed as a nowhere place ?

 

I heard the women there looked unique and hot ?

True.The buriram and surin girls is beautiful with a dark skin.

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8 minutes ago, SAFETY FIRST said:

Damm, you guys catch me out everytime. 😁

 

The bikini is too revealing, not appropriate for this forum. 

I have these shots. 

 

 

 

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They look like underage kids.........:unsure:

I would remove them if were you....😳

Just now, norsurin said:

True.The buriram and surin girls is beautiful with a dark skin.

OK, Surin is on the tour list now as well.

Thanks

1 minute ago, norsurin said:

Rigth.The expats in rural Thailand is often lonely and can't speak thai.Make it easy to drink everyday in the garden they migth have.When the expats in surin visit me they arrived drunk even at 10 am.

Every time the wifes complained, and i understand them.Told me they eat a little bit during the day and the breakfast allways started with beers.Never travel anywhere around looking other places.

 

Aaaah, you've been there, I hope things turned around for you..............🥺

2 minutes ago, transam said:

They look like underage kids.........:unsure:

I would remove them if were you....😳

WTF, she's in her 20's. 

 

 

1 minute ago, freedomnow said:

OK, Surin is on the tour list now as well.

Thanks

I recommend speed 3 in surin city.Filled with local girls at nigth time.

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Just now, SAFETY FIRST said:

WTF, she's in her 20's. 

 

 

Riiiiiiiiiight, and you fell for it...........:whistling:........................😂

2 minutes ago, SAFETY FIRST said:

WTF, she's in her 20's. 

 

 

And she's your gf? 

Some people just prefer the quiet life. Some want to prop up the bar all day. It's what makes the world go round.

 

I have thought about it myself, living away from all the hassle, but I like living by the sea too much, and the proximity of the shops and services.

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2 minutes ago, sidjameson said:

And she's your gf? 

As long as he pays.

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33 minutes ago, Will Iam Not said:

This must be the most boring set of videos ever posted on AN. 

Yes, a bikini would have helped

22 minutes ago, freedomnow said:

Is Buriram classed as a nowhere place ?

 

I heard the women there looked unique and hot ?

Best ones are probably in Pattaya

 

Most guys live in these places to get away from the craziness of the beach resorts, plus all the criminals, tourist muppets, and general nobs for a quieter time or more authentic Thai city experience that isn't as expensive... horses for courses on this one, I guess.

Many also go to live closer to where their wife is from, so you often find a smattering of foreigners in these bigger cities... but these cities are fine as most of these cities have everything you need or want other than the neon glitzy girlie bars, and they are more soapy massage style.

 

However, you do come across signs like this one...

 

 

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3 hours ago, Ralf001 said:

Can you show on google maps where the place is.

 

Any Amphur with < 90k people

Main district (town) in the Amphur having < 27k

Rest of the districts so small, don't even have a wiki page

 

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The light green Amphurs .., about 75% of TH

 

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Ko Lak district ... Home Sweet Home

 

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1 hour ago, Will Iam Not said:

This must be the most boring set of videos ever posted on AN. 

So sorry, 

 

Maybe this is a more suitable video for the fuddy duddies.

 

Conflict at Vinnies.

 

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