Just woundering if anyone has spotted our long lost friend Tuky? AKA Mary Poppins.

He was last seen ride'n the westernly winds in Middle Issan.

Residents are adviced to plug chimneys, lock doors and hide there beer.

Any help trake'n this bloke would be great!!!!!

Where in the world of Issan are you Tuky??????

Good question, I havn't seen or heard from him since sunday, was supposed to catch up with him on Monday but was a no show???

Hope all is OK Tuky

Good question, I havn't seen or heard from him since sunday, was supposed to catch up with him on Monday but was a no show???

Hope all is OK Tuky

Prolly shacked up with a tart and an adequate supply of strong drink.

Good question, I havn't seen or heard from him since sunday, was supposed to catch up with him on Monday but was a no show???

Hope all is OK Tuky

Prolly shacked up with a tart and an adequate supply of strong drink.

I'm sure his wife might have smth to say about that....

Good question, I havn't seen or heard from him since sunday, was supposed to catch up with him on Monday but was a no show???

Hope all is OK Tuky

Prolly shacked up with a tart and an adequate supply of strong drink.

I'm sure his wife might have smth to say about that....

I think he's single again Brit.

Do you reckon he's been dropping the soap again?

/Edit - I did get a PM from him yesterday (although it did consist solely of smilies) so I know he's still alive.

I'm sure his wife might have smth to say about that....

I don't think he really gives a sh*t

Well I certainly dropped myself into it.

I've been searching the sky for circling buzzards to no avail.

Guess he is not died, your she has him on ice!!!!

I've been searching the sky for circling buzzards to no avail.

Guess he is not died, your she has him on ice!!!!

some buzzards can't fly, only say they can

Can't dance and to fat to fly!

I see Tuky is alive, It's a miracle!

tuky is renamed lazarus

Lazarus!! Hummm

Bronco please elaborate???

I did spot him over Russia a few hours ago!

he was flying a toilet paper banner reading " I'm ok-Beer supply is full, back soon"

tuky is here

Still alive although the hands are still shakin

it did take a few days before the brain functioned again, that was some amount of alcohol consumed over the few days.

tuky is here

Still alive although the hands are still shakin

it did take a few days before the brain functioned again, that was some amount of alcohol consumed over the few days.

Your alive!

tuky is here

Still alive although the hands are still shakin

it did take a few days before the brain functioned again, that was some amount of alcohol consumed over the few days.

Happy you are ok mate - had us worried for a bit!!!

Let me know when your back on the soil, Beer is in the fridge!!

I waited down the lighthouse for you all day everyday last week mate, thought you had been abducted

Bronco,

You waiting for your ship to come in????

Bronco,

You waiting for your ship to come in????

we made arrangements and well, the rest is history

Time to rent a tug boat

Time to rent a tug boat

What do you want a tug boat for? I'd have thought a pickup would be sufficient for delivering comatose bodies.

Now you have gone and done it!

Thanks Soundman!

Now the keystones cops will have a leed.

Tug was for Bronco to get his ship into port!

Ooops!

Bronco,

You waiting for your ship to come in????

we made arrangements and well, the rest is history

Did you see the state of me when I got out of the car? cos I didn't...

I had a vague memory that we had arranged something, but no clue as to what.

man that was a long trip made a lot shorter by our good friend Mr Heini

First sign of an alcoholic is excuses!

Just remember Tuky rehabs for quitters