Moooon River, wider than a mile...

one of my calculators has stopped calculating.

Optimistic Aust man, 35, seeks a blonde 20 year old double-jointed super model, who owns her own brewery, and has an open-minded twin sister.

Elder man with pouch belly seeks attractive blond or brunette slim woman with truck and travel trailer, smoking, drinking ok. Please send photo of truck and trailer. Jess, 615 Elm St, Podunk AR 32887 USA

I have ants in my laptop

better than in your pants!

I thought this thread title and the poster's nik complimented each other

forgot what I was going to post....

An American tourist staying at Aoraki-Mt Cook, New Zealand, bit off more than she could chew.

Puzzled housekeeping staff were called to help the Hermitage Hotel guest who complained she couldn't get her pizza out of the microwave oven in her room.

Turns out the guest had put the pizza in the room's safe and, while pressing buttons, had activated the lock.

One born every day........LOL

What flavour was the pizza ?

I never realised pizza theft was such a problem in NZ.

It's used for bait to attract the sheep...........

Amazing what some bored, lazy 'reporters' will dream up to fill their quotas...

I didn't have a net connection at home for fours days, some dimwit in an overloaded sugarcane lorry brought down 800 phone lines, git.

Currently in Pattaya, and I think I've done my back in...... ten-pin bowling, obviously.

Doubt I'll get back into the forum before new year....... have a good one guys and gals.

Pretty serious if it takes downed phone lines to get you out of the house.

Well, enjoy Pattaya and the New Year delights. Try 'em one at a time, it's less strain.

10 pin bowling? Now there's a dangerous sport!

yep, got the Japanese video to prove it !

Talking of which. I need to buy a new camera today. Do i go for Nikon or Canon?

Always had Canon, so i know my way around the menu but i do fancy a Nikon. It'll probably be the one with the best reduction in the sale, so actually the choice will probably be made for me. I hate choosing.

Bought the Nikon. £100 off in the sale. No contest

Nice buy mr bj!

Nice buy mr bj!

I think so Tiggs. They also threw a free 2gb SD card as well. So i'll be posting some piccies of pretty camels soon

Cool. From the legs up we hope - wouldn't want any camel toes would we?

I'm Back

Happy New Year Everyone

Happy New Year Thad.

The forums are that quiet I was even reduced to looking in Random Posts for some action.

I've really got to get a life.

Take a trip down the 359 (I think Sounders will know what I mean) ..... it really gets the adrenaline flowing.

Nice to see you back taddy, but you were not long gone.

It was long enough mate, trust me, I'm drained, in practically every definition of the word you can think of

'Bout time ppl came back, some not been in since last year, sheeeeeeesh.

Olympus.....photography of the Gods.

Olympus.....photography of the Gods.

Gods are Amatuer photographers. If they ever turned pro, they would use Nikon