Have a great time...

"Alone, alone, all, all alone,

Alone on a wide wide sea !"

I have a headache a bad one.

RIght now, me too. TV travelling migraine?

Those headaches must be contagious - I had one yesterday for the first time in yonks. I wonder if it was a computer virus...

Too much looking at the screen makes me feel a bit bog-eyed!

I had one yesterday for the first time in yonks.

I haven't heard the word "yonks" in..........well...........erm..........yonks

Yonks, blimey normal for me in TV, where ya bin hibernating, Mrbo?

No, I have heard the word 'yonks' in yonks either!

I haven't heard the word yonks in a coons age.

I haven't heard the word yonks in a coons age.

Croc, is that PC nowadays

So what's the lifespan of a raccoon then, Bags?

I haven't heard the word yonks in a coons age.

Croc, is that PC nowadays

Of course, it's a brand of cheese. (aged)

I haven't heard the word yonks in a coons age.

Croc, is that PC nowadays

Of course, it's a brand of cheese. (aged)

"Coon cheese is racist, says activist Stephen Hagan"

Full story:-

http://www.news.com.au/couriermail/story/0...38-3102,00.html

Steve Hagen is a xxxx, what would he know?.

'Will there be anything else, sir?'

'Yes. A 250 gram pack of African-American cheese, thanks.'

Am I racist if I prefer Kraft over Coon?

Am I racist if I prefer Kraft over Coon?

No, just silly....!

redrus

Who's that playing a bouzouki?

I miss Gollywog biscuits. The Teddie Bears must be lonely now.

A random classic and a great performance of 'Der dritte Mann'

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=lZZHq2JSnnE&...feature=related

Switching from racism to sexism: Why do men have to be so bloody frustrating sometimes!

Nothing sexist about that!

^ ha tigs!

Well..glad I got that off my chest before I ventured into the CM forum. Just been slightly ripped and torn apart for trying to offer some help regarding what course to do in CM for teaching English!

Switching from racism to sexism: Why do men have to be so bloody frustrating sometimes!

Well, to put it simply, because they're frustrated. Isn't that obvious ?

I just got laid (not in the egg sense..... errr, well) ........ and Van The Man has just started belting out Brown Eyed Girl on my playlist......I need a splif, chocolate and a shower.... order not important.

I've got toothache. oh & glad your getting some thaddy

There's a new candidate for TV's most valued member award. Here's an example - one of his three recent posts on the Phuket forum:

http://www.thaivisa.com/forum/Patong-Beach-t238405.html

Saw the thread a while ago. Turns my stomach to be honest. I know there are many guys who think of Thailand as a big boys playground. Fine, do whatever makes you happy. But when they talk about women like that (of any culture), and use words like "whoring about" I cant help but consider them dregs of society. It turns into some kind of pissing contest along the lines of " so, how many thai birds can ya sh*g in one trip mate?", like its something to be proud of. An aim, a goal. I occasionally over-hear conversations in Coffee shops along the same lines. Thankfully only occasionally. I wonder if they have any respect for women or Thai people whatsoever, especially when they talk loud enough for all to hear.

And no..i didnt report the thread. I think let them all wallow together in their false sense of ima sexy handsum man who all the gurls luv cuz im so well-hung. Change the record pulez

I feel like a loaf of really fresh crusty bread, butter spread, a jar of marmite, peanut butter and a pot of earl grey tea.

..and the Doctor replied: "Dont spread yourself too thinly son".