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Are you guys glad that you grew up, have lived in the main, in the 20th century?

I have mentioned it before, "Blotty too rite, I am."

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I would like to have today's life experiences but turn back the time to the mid/late 60s. Those were the days!

I would like to have today's life experiences but turn back the time to the mid/late 60s. Those were the days!

Yeah, like when a teenager, neva knew about lubrication, KY ...... :)

So many unfortunate experiences .....

Good times......missed.

I would like to have today's life experiences but turn back the time to the mid/late 60s. Those were the days!

Yeah, like when a teenager, neva knew about lubrication, KY ...... :)

So many unfortunate experiences .....

Good times......missed.

You do the foreplay right, or have the right chemistry, no KY is ever needed. :D

I just got out after 1 night in hospital a couple of hours ago.

They solved the problem in my body by transferring it to my wallet.

:)

It needed emptying? They gave you an enema and an emetic?

I hope you're ok. Get well soon.

It needed emptying? They gave you an enema and an emetic?

I hope you're ok. Get well soon.

Thanks Harcourt.

Yeah got stuck in a 12 hour vomit dry-retching cycle that I couldn't break on top of a broncial infection that I picked up with a dose of Medan Belly (went there for 2 nights last week, nuff said about that sh*t hole)

Anybody got any good news I'm done with the sick jokes thanks......... :)

The blood test are saying I have Hepatitis (I think it's A)

Flippin' 'eck Ken, sounds like you've been through it.

I have a sort of joke. My wife can't tell a joke, she always reveals the punch-line or some important detail along the way so I made this one up for her to tell. It goes...

A man walked into a bar, no, er it was a church, and it wasn't a man it was two men, oh, it wasn't a church either, it was an art gallery. Hang on, it was three men, an Irishman, an Englishman and an Albanian and they walked into a Mormon Temple. They weren't on foot though, they cycled into a cassino...

And so on. It doesn't get a laugh but it is funny!

Flippin' 'eck Ken, sounds like you've been through it.

I have a sort of joke. My wife can't tell a joke, she always reveals the punch-line or some important detail along the way so I made this one up for her to tell. It goes...

A man walked into a bar, no, er it was a church, and it wasn't a man it was two men, oh, it wasn't a church either, it was an art gallery. Hang on, it was three men, an Irishman, an Englishman and an Albanian and they walked into a Mormon Temple. They weren't on foot though, they cycled into a cassino...

And so on. It doesn't get a laugh but it is funny!

Actually, it sounds like something's been thru Ken!

As for your joke, in the circumstance you describe with your wife...... :) It would get a laugh from me. :D

Sad news Ken. I wish you and your wallet speedy recoveries.

(Glad I checked that - I'd put 'seedy recoveries'!)

I would like to have today's life experiences but turn back the time to the mid/late 60s. Those were the days!

Yeah, like when a teenager, neva knew about lubrication, KY ...... :)

So many unfortunate experiences .....

Good times......missed.

You do the foreplay right, or have the right chemistry, no KY is ever needed. :D

....at 10, years of iggerance.!!!!!!!!

Many gals like a settled older guy.

Doubt very much if it was being settled or being old.

More like right timing and being lucky... with YOU being the bloody lucky one. :)

It needed emptying? They gave you an enema and an emetic?

I hope you're ok. Get well soon.

Thanks Harcourt.

Yeah got stuck in a 12 hour vomit dry-retching cycle that I couldn't break on top of a broncial infection that I picked up with a dose of Medan Belly (went there for 2 nights last week, nuff said about that sh*t hole)

Anybody got any good news I'm done with the sick jokes thanks......... :)

The blood test are saying I have Hepatitis (I think it's A)

It comes from bad hygiene in the "sh*t hole".........LOL

Look on the brite side, Ken.

Hep A is curable and you get immunity from having had it.

Eat anywheres now... :D

Hep B & C are the worry. :D

The continuing saga of the notebook. It did its best to crash and burn a couple of days ago, so after a few choice words to no-one in particular (with apologies to the dog), I did a total re-format/reload. While doing some work around the house, I checked in every now and then to do the obligatory clicking of buttons. The operating system (that old Vista bag of bolts) and ASUS accessories disks took about 3 hours to fully load and frequently put up tempting 're-boot now' cues, which I have learnt to ignore (for some reason, they are false cues and if you click them, some things that should be loaded are not). The windoze updates took a further six hours, with all of the rebooting that was required. After that, it was plain sailing - about 35 hours all-up, achieved in a 45 hour time frame.

There's a huge hint here. A reformat and reload can be quite painless, provided you don't plant yourself in front of the computer and wait for the next click cue.

And (for the moment), no problems. I have not loaded suspected conflicting software this time (apart from the ASUS sh!t itself), so here's hoping...

Bedlam seems to be becoming a repository for mundane YouTube vids.

Possibly by people who have nuffin worth posting.

Maybe intellectually challenged.

BORING

On another note...

..Wonder what the benefits of this treatment would be:

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On another note...

..Wonder what the benefits of this treatment would be:

Rubbish eek, you just wanted us all to see that you have finally been envited on a girls night out :) . You have to wake up early to get one past me.

Wandering around the streets of Bangkok yesterday with my camera as I've done for years.....

I came upon this scene......

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Wandering around the streets of Bangkok yesterday with my camera as I've done for years.....

I came upon this scene......

Siamstreet.jpg

One farang man and five Thai men.... Do you think he knows?

Is he their hairdresser - posing outside the police station after he has just agreed to pay substantial damages?

Wandering around the streets of Bangkok yesterday with my camera as I've done for years.....

I came upon this scene......

Siamstreet.jpg

One farang man and five Thai men.... Do you think he knows?

Yes I wondered the same.....a mind bending twist.....

he could have been....was....being... cock-blocked..... literally and never knew it.... :)

reason for edit....I also call hand check on him.....

^...which goes to explain the two bob wigs.

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On another note...

..Wonder what the benefits of this treatment would be:

Rubbish eek, you just wanted us all to see that you have finally been envited on a girls night out :) . You have to wake up early to get one past me.

Thats nothing Neverdie, its 01:36am and im winding down from hosting a just over 10 hours house-warming party. Yes..10 HOURS! I am K n a c k e r e d!

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That ain't right.

Too many Speeding tickets, I would suggest

points build up I'd say

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That ain't right.

He must have pushed his luck big time indeed.

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