Where's my tea cosy?

We missed you at last night's Bedlam Tea Party Ping

^Yes, someone had to take the photo...

Since more and more Seniors are texting and tweeting there appears to be a need for a STC (Senior Texting Code). If you qualify for Senior Discounts this is the code for you. Please pass this on to your CHILDREN and Grandchildren so they can understand your texts.

ATD: At The Doctor's

BFF: Best Friend Farted

BTW: Bring The Wheelchair

BYOT: Bring Your Own Teeth

CBM: Covered By Medicare

CGU: Can't get up

CGIU: Can't get IT up

CUATSC: See You At The Senior Center

DWI: Driving While Incontinent

FWB: Friend With Beta Blockers

FWIW: Forgot Where I Was

FYI: Found Your Insulin

GGPBL: Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low!

GHA: Got Heartburn Again

HGBM: Had Good Bowel Movement

IMHO: Is My Hearing-Aid On?

LMDO: Laughing My Dentures Out

LOL: Living On Lipitor

LWO: Lawrence Welk's On

OMMR: On My Massage Recliner

OMSG: Oh My! Sorry, Gas.

PIMP: Pooped in my pants

ROFL&CGU:Rolling On The Floor Laughing... And Can't Get Up

SGGP: Sorry, Gotta Go Poop

TTYL: Talk To You Louder

WAITT: Who Am I Talking To?

WTFA: Wet The Furniture Again

WTP: Where's The Prunes?

WWNO: Walker Wheels Need Oil

GGLKI: Gotta Go, Laxative Kicking In

Sounds like MOST TVers...... he he he

Since more and more Seniors are texting and tweeting there appears to be a need for a STC (Senior Texting Code). If you qualify for Senior Discounts this is the code for you. Please pass this on to your CHILDREN and Grandchildren so they can understand your texts.

ATD: At The Doctor's

BFF: Best Friend Farted

BTW: Bring The Wheelchair

BYOT: Bring Your Own Teeth

CBM: Covered By Medicare

CGU: Can't get up

CGIU: Can't get IT up

CUATSC: See You At The Senior Center

DWI: Driving While Incontinent

FWB: Friend With Beta Blockers

FWIW: Forgot Where I Was

FYI: Found Your Insulin

GGPBL: Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low!

GHA: Got Heartburn Again

HGBM: Had Good Bowel Movement

IMHO: Is My Hearing-Aid On?

LMDO: Laughing My Dentures Out

LOL: Living On Lipitor

LWO: Lawrence Welk's On

OMMR: On My Massage Recliner

OMSG: Oh My! Sorry, Gas.

PIMP: Pooped in my pants

ROFL&CGU:Rolling On The Floor Laughing... And Can't Get Up

SGGP: Sorry, Gotta Go Poop

TTYL: Talk To You Louder

WAITT: Who Am I Talking To?

WTFA: Wet The Furniture Again

WTP: Where's The Prunes?

WWNO: Walker Wheels Need Oil

GGLKI: Gotta Go, Laxative Kicking In

Sounds like MOST TVers...... he he he

Thanks for posting those lists. By the time I got to the bottom of the first list, I'd forgotten them all and thought the second list was funnier. DIQ? WMTC? (Do I qualify? Where's my tea cosy.)

Thanks for posting those lists. By the time I got to the bottom of the first list, I'd forgotten them all and thought the second list was funnier. DIQ? WMTC? (Do I qualify? Where's my tea cosy.)

LMDO

OOOOOOOOPS, double posting gremlin abroad.

Hmmmmmmmm..... mite be a broad

^^Yes, I like that one too (LMDO). I believe I'll find some of the items on the list quite useful. (Found my tea cosy.)

...it's been 15 years now. How have I survived this long?

Im so happy

You're happy because you're im? What did you eat? I'm partial to lobster m'self...

E: Mcuked it up.

'er so happy too.

It has just been announced that ladies will be able to join Morris Dancing Clubs......

Rest assured though chaps, that they will only be able to partake as muscians and other non-participating roles, which leaves the way for us butch fellows to keep jingling our bells and waving our hankies.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/8469817/Morris-men-must-allow-in-morris-women-but-not-to-dance.html

I see they've got clubs in that photo in the Telegraph - I always thought they only waived their dainty little hankies...

3 weeks today, 19th May, wifey, bless her, and I will be venturing to Manila for our 1st wedding anniversary, celebrating with her family.

We are trying to find the best L.C,C.airline.

Jetstar, to Singapore then on to Manila.

Then we will use Cebu Pacific to where ever we decide, Cambodia, Vietnam etc and on to LoS.

AirAsia from BKK to Phuket, then back to Singapore and home again, with which airline not decided.

Love AirAsia, except all flites go via KL_LCC, a nuisance.

Has anyone done a long trip with Jetstar?

Any problems,any experiences, good or bad we would appreciate, thank you.

Ditto with Cebu Pacific.

Jetstar from Auckland to Manila, $NZ359.00 one way, with add-ons, meals, seat choice and stuff, our choices, $NZ835.00 for two people

Costs more than that with main airlines for one person.

Wundrin how scungy, will be the Jetstar experience.

Cheers and thanks in advance.

3 weeks today, 19th May, wifey, bless her, and I will be venturing to Manila for our 1st wedding anniversary, celebrating with her family.

We are trying to find the best L.C,C.airline.

Jetstar, to Singapore then on to Manila.

Then we will use Cebu Pacific to where ever we decide, Cambodia, Vietnam etc and on to LoS.

AirAsia from BKK to Phuket, then back to Singapore and home again, with which airline not decided.

Love AirAsia, except all flites go via KL_LCC, a nuisance.

Has anyone done a long trip with Jetstar?

Any problems,any experiences, good or bad we would appreciate, thank you.

Ditto with Cebu Pacific.

Jetstar from Auckland to Manila, $NZ359.00 one way, with add-ons, meals, seat choice and stuff, our choices, $NZ835.00 for two people

Costs more than that with main airlines for one person.

Wundrin how scungy, will be the Jetstar experience.

Cheers and thanks in advance.

1 year? Has it been that long, Pete? Wow. Congrats.

That's a very inexpensive flight....but how much is it to return?

BTW....has anyone put in a request for duty free ciggies? Stace? If not., may I put my name down?..... Winfield Red, please As many cartons as the two of you can get away with.

Tee hee...............I've crept into OTB and done a bit of Bedlamizing.

Sometimes being naughty is good for your soul.............

Well done, Limpy - the Sandbox could certainly do with some Bedlamisation...

3 weeks today, 19th May, wifey, bless her, and I will be venturing to Manila for our 1st wedding anniversary, celebrating with her family.

We are trying to find the best L.C,C.airline.

Jetstar, to Singapore then on to Manila.

Then we will use Cebu Pacific to where ever we decide, Cambodia, Vietnam etc and on to LoS.

AirAsia from BKK to Phuket, then back to Singapore and home again, with which airline not decided.

Love AirAsia, except all flites go via KL_LCC, a nuisance.

Has anyone done a long trip with Jetstar?

Any problems,any experiences, good or bad we would appreciate, thank you.

Ditto with Cebu Pacific.

Jetstar from Auckland to Manila, $NZ359.00 one way, with add-ons, meals, seat choice and stuff, our choices, $NZ835.00 for two people

Costs more than that with main airlines for one person.

Wundrin how scungy, will be the Jetstar experience.

Cheers and thanks in advance.

1 year? Has it been that long, Pete? Wow. Congrats.

That's a very inexpensive flight....but how much is it to return?

BTW....has anyone put in a request for duty free ciggies? Stace? If not., may I put my name down?..... Winfield Red, please As many cartons as the two of you can get away with.

Hi Harky, we are coming back, whenever and however..........lol ..... nuffin set yet.

14th for a BBQ, woteva, keep in mind.

Most likely Jetstar from Singers.

We love these point to point fares, book when ya feel like it and just gooooo........l.

Called around when passing this arvo, no vehicle so presumed nobody home.

Mite be able to look at getting smokes for you.

Stacey always getza a pack..........lol

Are Thai Winfield ciggies any good?

Winfield Red 20/250

NZ DF price as of today

$81.25 NZD

3 weeks today, 19th May, wifey, bless her, and I will be venturing to Manila for our 1st wedding anniversary, celebrating with her family.

We are trying to find the best L.C,C.airline.

Jetstar, to Singapore then on to Manila.

Then we will use Cebu Pacific to where ever we decide, Cambodia, Vietnam etc and on to LoS.

AirAsia from BKK to Phuket, then back to Singapore and home again, with which airline not decided.

Love AirAsia, except all flites go via KL_LCC, a nuisance.

Has anyone done a long trip with Jetstar?

Any problems,any experiences, good or bad we would appreciate, thank you.

Ditto with Cebu Pacific.

Jetstar from Auckland to Manila, $NZ359.00 one way, with add-ons, meals, seat choice and stuff, our choices, $NZ835.00 for two people

Costs more than that with main airlines for one person.

Wundrin how scungy, will be the Jetstar experience.

Cheers and thanks in advance.

1 year? Has it been that long, Pete? Wow. Congrats.

That's a very inexpensive flight....but how much is it to return?

BTW....has anyone put in a request for duty free ciggies? Stace? If not., may I put my name down?..... Winfield Red, please As many cartons as the two of you can get away with.

Hi Harky, we are coming back, whenever and however..........lol ..... nuffin set yet.

14th for a BBQ, woteva, keep in mind.

Most likely Jetstar from Singers.

We love these point to point fares, book when ya feel like it and just gooooo........l.

Called around when passing this arvo, no vehicle so presumed nobody home.

Mite be able to look at getting smokes for you.

Stacey always getza a pack..........lol

Are Thai Winfield ciggies any good?

Winfield Red 20/250

NZ DF price as of today

$81.25 NZD

Sorry I missed you. I took the boy rock fishing (caught nowt but nice day out).

$81 is a WHOLE lot better than $127! If you can, that would be nice....but I understand if you can't....no worries.

How long before we get a Bedlam on-line duty-free shopping thread as I'm thinking of ordering a bottle of Laphroaig ?

How long before we get a Bedlam on-line duty-free shopping thread as I'm thinking of ordering a bottle of Laphroaig ?

Ken, a damned good idea.

I do at times bring stuff to the LoS for friends.

Mind you, close friends, whom I know will cough up the dosh.

Generally it is on my return to NZ.

What I would like to know is the best DF shops in S.E.A. as I often return from Manila, Swampy or Singers.

King Power is dearer than many Banger shops.

Next return, June, will most likely be fron Changi, where we will be passing thru' on our way to MNL and I will be able to check out prices.

More thoughts on a fred like this could be helpful.

Bottoms up all.

My local DF online store, check it out.

http://www.dutyfreestores.co.nz/home

This place is pretty good for whiskey ( whisky)

http://www.thewhiskyexchange.com/

How long before we get a Bedlam on-line duty-free shopping thread as I'm thinking of ordering a bottle of Laphroaig ?

70cl / 50.3%One of only 31 bottles for a group of Swedish Friends of Laphroaig. Bottled for the the whisky cruise on the Viking Line Cinderella ferry.£1,226.26 Inc. VAT

50.3%! They would do better with "Swedish cocaine"....(A line of ground coffee folded in a slice of lemon to accompany a shot of vodka) and about a tenth the price.

50.3%! They would do better with "Swedish cocaine"....(A line of ground coffee folded in a slice of lemon to accompany a shot of vodka) and about a tenth the price.

You know some stuff Harky............

50.3%! They would do better with "Swedish cocaine"....(A line of ground coffee folded in a slice of lemon to accompany a shot of vodka) and about a tenth the price.

Impressive! I never got past the Aquavit.

edit: and the Vodka of course.

Hello Bedlam. I had trouble getting in here today - could get into other TV forums, but not Bedlam. Same with other 'net sites - some would load, others wouldn't. Seems to have come good for now...

How do you like you steaks done ?

Wih or without meat glue.....

Click here

Those meat rolls look very similar to the ones sold at Macro.