Never mind just scollops, the whole crustacean Mafia needs to be nipped in the bud !!!

Claws, spiny backs, they make my wife look tame............dam_n them.....burn the books !!!!!

Red bull puts hairs on your chest.

Gillette Mac III Turbo Razor, takes hair off your chest

Tiger beer - hair of the dog.

Wife at the hairdressers....Hair off the...............beautiful homemaker !!!!!

My dream last night was almost like a movie.

It involved a a fjord, a fishing village on stilts (must be very tall stilts) a blue whale who communicated to a young boy at the village who witnessed it giving birth.

The poor lad could not understand why the next day some thugs jumped him and beat him, and it was only when he was close to death did they realise that he had no idea that he had been chosen by the ancient one to wield the powerful weapon...then I woke up.

I have no idea what the weapon is or why he needs it, but I hope it continues tonight...

I had a very pleasant dream last night - that one day all my customers who owe me money would pay me.

My dream last night was almost like a movie.

It involved a a fjord, a fishing village on stilts (must be very tall stilts) a blue whale who communicated to a young boy at the village who witnessed it giving birth.

The poor lad could not understand why the next day some thugs jumped him and beat him, and it was only when he was close to death did they realise that he had no idea that he had been chosen by the ancient one to wield the powerful weapon...then I woke up.

I have no idea what the weapon is or why he needs it, but I hope it continues tonight...

Seriously, stop smoking that stuff

Kids toys ....

:D

My dream last night was almost like a movie.

It involved a a fjord, a fishing village on stilts (must be very tall stilts) a blue whale who communicated to a young boy at the village who witnessed it giving birth.

The poor lad could not understand why the next day some thugs jumped him and beat him, and it was only when he was close to death did they realise that he had no idea that he had been chosen by the ancient one to wield the powerful weapon...then I woke up.

I have no idea what the weapon is or why he needs it, but I hope it continues tonight...

Seriously, stop smoking that stuff

Not yet though. I want to hear the ending. Carry on smoking Quicksilver

Hehe yeah me too, but no joy last night just typical random nonsense, I keep my fingers crossed though, as I have never had a dream with 'structure' before...

Suiqing, funny you should say that when I used to smoke I very rarely had any dreams that I could recall, but when I stopped, my dreams returned. Its odd but I truly felt much better for it.

I can't access tv at home for the past 2 days, came into my office and I'm on no problem!

I find fibre helps keep me regular.

On exercise many moons ago, one poor lad popped into a shed to " say hello to Mr Brown and drop the kids off at the pool ".

When he finished he scrambled around in the dark for a piece of paper or anything to clean his Derry Arie. Sadly the material to hand was a sheet of glass fiber. The screams went on so long, we debated ( one for Kayo's lot perhaps ) whether it was better to shoot him there and then.

Many operations and months in hospital latter, he still couldn't see the funny side of it..........We could.

i'm busy today calculating the speed of dark.

that is all.

One the blue ridge mountains of virginia....

Eughhh!!! TLW

I keep getting this at the top of my screen, in the ad links

<deleted>, before when it was love links it wasn't too bad but fetish and bondage sh1t means i have to close TV down when the mrs enters the room in case she thinks i'm on a dodgy site

Get a room.

No wonder the bloke is smiling

No wonder the bloke is smiling

No wonder the bloke is smiling

Bet he's awesome at Guitar Hero

If he owned a tee shirt with his name on it, would his wife's tee shirt say "I'm Fanny"'?

Does coke really rot your teeth?

Does coke really rot your teeth?

You're doing it wrong mate.

Does coke really rot your teeth?

You're doing it wrong mate.

Dont be so hasty Phazey!

Well I was going to make a random post, but I realised it was pointless. So I didn't.

If you forgive their appearance, both bats & pigs make good pets.

Why have Grey Squirrels taken over the world. I prefer the Red one's

Why have Grey Squirrels taken over the world. I prefer the Red one's

Mr Bo.

I would say that this forum is slightly less boring than watching Man C play.

However

I am driven here whilst listening to The Blades getting thumped by Norwich on the internet radio.

My apartment has a small ledge which is about 30 metres above a car park,,,and suddenly it looks quite inviting