There's a (cute) girl spray painting in my back yard.

But she's done the dishes already, so it's okay by me.

I was waiting for some sort of monster to scream at me very loudly.

It was quite a pleasant surprise in the end, and dare I say it, a fairly good likeness.

Who has knocked this thread rating to three stars? Why? Own up now and let us all see. Bedlam is for hah dtao ratings only. Bugger it!

Who has knocked this thread rating to three stars? Why? Own up now and let us all see. Bedlam is for hah dtao ratings only. Bugger it!

Agreed - it's a goody! Rated accordingly.

Do ratings actually mean anything?

Only in the Navy

Only in the Navy

I'm off to bed now. 3 Days and then I'm in Thailand. Yippee!

Why is it when i read "in the Navy" it's in a Village People kind of way....

Why is it when i read "in the Navy" it's in a Village People kind of way....

I'm the same with YMCA!

Why is it that in my current home town specifically all males younger than I seem to be Gay?

Why is it that in my current home town specifically all males younger than I seem to be Gay?

Where you living then, Sodom?

I've got a staple stuck in my paper shredder and it won't budge

We had our works Christmas lunch today - I feel slightly sick!

it is better to have a staple stuck in one's paper shredder than to have one's penis stuck there.

it is better to have a staple stuck in one's paper shredder than to have one's penis stuck there.

Yep! That's random!

or a shredded tie...

it is better to have a staple stuck in one's paper shredder than to have one's penis stuck there.

You are indeed correct. And now that i have removed the said staple from the shredder, it's teeth are full operational and as dangerous as ever

That is so painful just thinking about it. Kind if like getting your cock caught in a meat mincer. Ohhhhh.

Let us talk about the most painful physical memory.

Trying to break up a fight in Pattaya between a couple of farangs & getting maced by a spectator whose aim was off. Unbelievable pain. Worse than copping an uppercut to the gonads. No <deleted>!

Bloody do-gooders!

That is so painful just thinking about it. Kind if like getting your cock caught in a meat mincer. Ohhhhh.

Let us talk about the most painful physical memory.

Trying to break up a fight in Pattaya between a couple of farangs & getting maced by a spectator whose aim was off. Unbelievable pain. Worse than copping an uppercut to the gonads. No <deleted>!

...getting yer tackle caught in yer zip. Even more painful (and embarrassing) if you happen to be sober at the time.

Leave for Thailand in the morning - arrive in Bkk 7.30 am. Yippeeeee!!!

Bloody do-gooders!

:D

Leave for Thailand in the morning - arrive in Bkk 7.30 am. Yippeeeee!!!

Don't forget the mace. Search for do-gooders.

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Go to Google

Type in "great French victories"

Click on, "I'm Feeling Lucky"

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welcome to google Leungken.

You're only about 7 or 8 years behind us.

welcome to google Leungken.

You're only about 7 or 8 years behind us.

You'll be telling me next that I can stick a piece of plastic in a machine in the wall and get money out.

Well some of us aren't quite as up to date as the you appear to be. I also assume that your calculator doesn't look like mine either, perhaps I should get out more.

The Goblin Teasmaid

The idea of an automated tea or coffee maker was a dream for gunsmith frank smith in 1902.he developed a unit that was basically a kettle and a methylated spirits burner attached to an alarm clock. His gadget did work to some degree but was far too complicated to become popular.

In 1937 the Goblin company released their own teasmaid (also known as teasmade) that has now become very famous. Developed by Brenner Thornton, Goblin pushed a huge marketing campaign that included 250 in store demonstrators that possibly made this product, and the coffee machine, what it is today. it worked by electricity automatically heating an element in a special kettle. when the water boiled it decanted through a tube onto the tea in the pot, when the pot got heavy an alarm and light when on to announce that the tea was ready.

Outside of the UK, The Teasmaid never really took off, it was a great idea but perhaps with the advent of automatic kettles, teabags and a growth in the popularity of coffee saw the demise of the Teasmaid. Today Goblin Teasmaid's are much sort after by antique and technology collectors.

Today the Goblin Brand are concentrating on the vacuum cleaner market, while their once competitor in the teasmade business (Swan), still produces some 30000 Swan Teasmade's every year for the UK market. 30,000 numpty nuts still buy them every year!!

When a young lad in Germany, I had a Gobblin Teas made......her name was Gerta.

Which nicely brings me on to, How to shave arm pits

Introduction

Across the globe, females shave their armpits for aesthetic and hygienic reasons. While the contour of the armpit makes it tricky to shave, there are ways to efficiently and painlessly use a razor to remove armpit hair. Learn to shave armpit hair and avoid cuts and razor burn.

Things You'll Need

Razor

Soap and water

Shaving cream (optional)

Steps

1Step OneSelect a razor that has multiple blades for an efficient shave. Also find a razor with a comfortable handle that is easy to hold and maneuver.

2Step TwoLather your armpit with water and soap. During the shaving process, keep the armpit sudsy to ensure a smooth shave and avoid friction which could cause cuts.

3Step ThreeUse the hand of armpit you're going shave--take your thumb and pull the skin of your armpit towards your breast, making the skin taught. With your free hand make short vertical strokes up your armpit towards your head. Rinse the blades of the razor after each stroke to remove stubble and unclog the blades.

4Step FourRinse the armpit and proceed to the next armpit, repeating the process until all of the unwanted hair is removed.

Tips & Warnings

Change razors often to ensure sharp and clean blades.

Use shaving cream as an alternate to soap and water.

Never use a razor that has a rusty blade. This could cause infection if you cut yourself.

Never attempt to shave with a razor while your skin is dry. This friction causes cuts and razor burn.

Never use horizontal strokes when shaving; this causes cuts and ingrown hairs.