If you shit in a pine forest does it still smell?

Yes.......Of pine.

When is Shrove Tuesday this year - I fancy a pancake.

Bangkok is really wonderful !

I should be carrying on Tiling my bathroom but i really can't be ar5ed

Grassfire season again. Lets go and play with fire-crackers.

Grassfire season again. Lets go and play with fire-crackers.

Smokey, need my shower-cap on.

Does anybody know what mammal has the largest sex organ to body weight ratio?

Sounders that's a dead invitation for bragging rights...

I'm sure the young lasses in here are just a little curious.

It's about time for a fresh Miss Phuket, for heaven's sake....

LaoPo

LaoPo did you get Photoshop for Xmas or is that the real McCoy? (I'm guessing the latter, based on the grin on the monk's face.) Maybe she's joined in with them to cadge a bowl of merit-rice?

Should have put it in TLW... 'Fugly Stick'.

Completely random idea. - Lets start a rabbit farm.

LaoPo did you get Photoshop for Xmas or is that the real McCoy? (I'm guessing the latter, based on the grin on the monk's face.) Maybe she's joined in with them to cadge a bowl of merit-rice?

Should have put it in TLW... 'Fugly Stick'.

I didn't photoshop the pic; found it already 2 years ago or so.

LaoPo

Speak to the pink elephant.

Oi! Careful there Laddy!

Interesting:

""Seeing pink elephants", a euphemism for drunken hallucination caused by delirium tremens""

Wiki

LaoPo

You speak tremendous sense. As usual!

Completely random idea. - Lets start a rabbit farm.

Rabbit trolleys turning up everywhere competing with the chook/som tam/pon lamai trolleys...

I've no problems with the pink elephants but could someone please tell me why they always fly backwards?

I've no problems with the pink elephants but could someone please tell me why they always fly backwards?

Same reason as pigs...

My father used to use the saying "He was as Dim as a Toc H Lamp"

If you'd like to know it's origin see :-

http://www.eastlondonhistory.com/toc%20h.htm

When does a "constructive criticism" of a fellow board member & their posting etiquette turn into an outright intentional flame?

Lets make an example.

Look "members name removed". Stop being an absolute <deleted>. If you don't have anything helpful to add, piss off.

Flame or constructive criticism?

or

The way it works here "members name removed", is that if you have no useful material to add to the discussion on the current topic, don't add an answer.

Flame or constructive criticism?

Both saying the same thing.

Look "soundman": Stop being an absolute <deleted>. If you don't have anything helpful to add, piss off.

The way it works here "soundman", is that if you have no useful material to add to the discussion on the current topic, don't add an answer.

Look "soundman": Stop being an absolute <deleted>. If you don't have anything helpful to add, piss off.

The way it works here "soundman", is that if you have no useful material to add to the discussion on the current topic, don't add an answer.

I was sort of hoping for a semi serious answer as to where the proverbial line in the sand is drawn. Maybe posted in the wrong place huh?

I preferred your bit about the rabbits...

I preferred your bit about the rabbits...

Stop Pres::

Sourav Ganguly the rather fine Indian Test batsman, made an important announcement to the ever hungry Indian media, after another Test defeat in Australia.

Tired of the constant Aussie sledging over his name during the series, he has decided to change his first name from Sourav to " Ging". He hopes the pis-s taking will now stop.

Look "soundman": Stop being an absolute <deleted>. If you don't have anything helpful to add, piss off.

The way it works here "soundman", is that if you have no useful material to add to the discussion on the current topic, don't add an answer.

I was sort of hoping for a semi serious answer as to where the proverbial line in the sand is drawn. Maybe posted in the wrong place huh?

you think? .........

.....huh?

Perhaps a thread on your best reverie is a good idea, or am I just dreaming ?

Just remember whoever you say it to has feelings also.

Ahem . . .

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JxP (ducking back down behind the parapet)

Ahem . . .

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JxP (ducking back down behind the parapet)

Yes, it sort of defines what Bethlehem is all about, doesn't it...