When I exhale through my nose, my right nostral whistles a tune! Weird...

Prolly just full of snot. Blow the darn thing

When I exhale through my nose, my right nostral whistles a tune! Weird...

Prolly just full of snot. Blow the darn thing

Tried that, there's nothing to blow!

When I exhale through my nose, my right nostral whistles a tune! Weird...

Prolly just full of snot. Blow the darn thing

Tried that, there's nothing to blow!

Is there a penny whistle stuck up there. I used to put all sorts up my nose when i was a nipper. I got a litlle shell stuck up my nose once.

Ah, I was wondering where my penny whistle went!

Ah, I was wondering where my penny whistle went!

ThaiVisa solves another mystery. There goes another happy customer.

Next.....

I got a litlle shell stuck up my nose once.

Did Little Shell grow up to be a well rounded individual?

I got a litlle shell stuck up my nose once.

Did Little Shell grow up to be a well rounded individual?

Good job the bugger didn't go off !!

Even a little shell can cause a lot of damage.

This just has to go in the looney bins favaourite thread.

Ways to Maintain a Healthy Level of Insanity[/b]

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It "In."

5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write "For Smuggling Diamonds"

7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy."

8. Don t use any punctuation

9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.

10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat with a serious face.

11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go."

12. Sing Along At The Opera

13. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play tropical Sounds All Day.

15. 5 Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In The Mood.

16. Have Your Coworkers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won!, I Won!"

18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives, They're Loose!!"

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner. "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."

If only some of these were possible...

^^

20. Answer everyone who says 'Hello' to you by name with 'You must have me confused with someone else'.

Prove your courage.......Employ a Belgian child minder !!

Off to Chiang Mai on Tuesday, by road in me 4x4 Tiger, wish me luck.

Kan Win

Off to Chiang Mai on Tuesday, by road in me 4x4 Tiger, wish me luck.

Kan Win

Well if you're in a 4x4 Tiger you should be fine.

Only ever visted Chiangmai once (many years ago) and didn't like the place at all. Yet it seems popular with expats. Wonder why...

They must feel at home in the smog Ping !!

I have a busy day ahead of me. Just before I chose 'add reply' I realised I'd typed, "I have a busty day ahead of me". Phew!!!

I have a busy day ahead of me. Just before I chose 'add reply' I realised I'd typed, "I have a busty day ahead of me". Phew!!!

Funny that .... I usually type a load of twaddle before I hit add reply.

Ah well

A busty day could be good...

as a cure for a hang over I would go for this

best cure for a hangover is not to drink

suffering is not an option

best cure for a hangover is not to drink

Nooooooooo...

If you have a hangover and you don't drink you eventually die of thirst !!

( unless of course you look like a camel in which case you can stand as a democrat in US elections )

I cut my finger pretty badly yesterday. It was much, much worse than a papercut Anyway my brother had this stuff that glues the cut and puts a second skin over the wound. Stings like mad at first but really good stuff. Never heard of it before.

As you where.

Watch your bro doesn't cover the old "throne " with it. You could be on the karzy for days !!!

Not that i've tried doing that suiging but it's not as strong as superglue.......Apparently !!

Not that i've tried doing that suiging but it's not as strong as superglue.......Apparently !!

Wheetabix or dried out pasta will work just as well......

Not that i've tried doing that suiging but it's not as strong as superglue.......Apparently !!

Wheetabix or dried out pasta will work just as well......

Work just as well as what? Sticking your arse to a toilet seat or mending a cut ?

Had to look back over previous pages to see where this went...

It went " down the pan ".

What about these people who say, 'There's nothing worse than a paper cut'? Tell that to the bloke with the axe in his head.