I wonder if there is anybody else out there can still play cribbage ?

15 one , 15 two..........and one for his Knob. My box I believe !!!!

There is nothing better in life than writing on the sole of your slippers with a biro.

Is this still the random posts thread?

White, no sugar please

One lump or two?

There is nothing better in life than writing on the sole of your slippers with a biro.

I randomly pressed the wrong button while trying the " slipper " thing.

What's the Voltage in Saudi Arabia (Riyadh) ?

It could happen to a bishop!

What's the Voltage in Saudi Arabia (Riyadh) ?

Types used V 110 or 220 depening where you are staying in Saudi. Been there, well not Riyadh, but Jeddha in 1980. Take a transformer with you just to make 100%.Is this Volts you want or Watt

Good Luck in Saudi "mrbojangles" As-Salāmu `Alaykum (السلام عليكم) is an Arabic language greeting used in Muslim cultures. It means "Peace be upon you."

Kan Win

Good Luck in Saudi "mrbojangles" As-Salāmu `Alaykum (السلام عليكم) is an Arabic language greeting used in Muslim cultures. It means "Peace be upon you."

Kan Win

Shookran KanWin

Just having a nice glass of white wine...

It could happen to a bishop!

Emily? ...... I don't think so

It could happen to a bishop!

Emily? ...... I don't think so

A friend of mine is called Alan Bishop and he lives next door to a guy who is really a bishop. You can imagine the problems with the post!

I haven't played chess for years.

I haven't played chess for years.

What, the musical? One night in Bangkok and the worlds your Oyster

Played sport yesterday.

Went to the bar for a couple of " cool downers ".

Got home pished.

Wife " Had a nice time Dear " ?

Me " Oh lovely thanks "

Wife " So where are your clothes then "

Me.................................................................Doh !! ( left them in changing room at the club ).

A ham sandwich is just not the same without sweet mustard pickles.

A ham sandwich is just not the same without sweet mustard pickles.

This needs clearing up.

Is just not the same as what ?

Is not the same as one with the pickle is self-explanatory, so there must be some darker meaning here. I smell the start of a religious cult drive. Before we know it we'll all be in the jungle somewhere, poisoned by bloody ham sadwiches, slowly falling surrounded by Ping effigies !!

When will it all end .

A ham sandwich is just not the same without sweet mustard pickles.

This needs clearing up.

Is just not the same as what ?

Stop being pedantic suiging. It's blatently obvious and plain for all to see, that he meant, it is just not the same as a Banana sandwich.

See.......................I knew somebody would know what he meant. perhaps the Jones thing is still in the planning stage.

Is this one for the Bedlam t-shirt?

Forum 47

It's a mass suicide thing

I'm starting to feel, that i know that girl in the Thai Love Links personally

Is this one for the Bedlam t-shirt?

Forum 47

It's a mass suicide thing

You mean like.... Better Waco than Jacko?

I've had a faulty keyboard on my laptop for 6 months, so just using my pc instead.

As i'm off to Saudi on sunday and din't want to cart a seperate keyboard as well. I thought have a quick shufty at it. So i lifted the keyboard out and blew really hard to get any dust out. Popped it back in and hey presto it works fine.

However, why the <deleted> didn't i try that 6 months ago

Is this one for the Bedlam t-shirt?

Forum 47

It's a mass suicide thing

You mean like.... Better Waco than Jacko?

That also would be a good T-shirt!

Let's get em printed....with a suitable picture

I'm sick of this...it's raining again

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Happy Birthday Wladziu Valentino

you would have been 89 today...............

That's Liberace to you less sequined mortals

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Happy Birthday Wladziu Valentino

you would have been 89 today...............

That's Liberace to you less sequined mortals

Have you any idea how sad it is that you know this !!!!!

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Happy Birthday Wladziu Valentino

you would have been 89 today...............

That's Liberace to you less sequined mortals

Have you any idea how sad it is that you know this !!!!!

Hey suiging, you little hairy love bundle -

From the same source as the above I know that :-

: On this day in 1770 - Marie Antoinette, at age 14, married the future King Louis XVI of France, who was 15.

Now that is sad..!!....

P.S.

I thought this place was for the odd and the obscure - but if my derangement, delirium and dementia offends perhaps I should find a new psychiatric ward.