^ Handy, they are. But how many people use them for their original purpose?

My first encounter with bodkins was at scholl, 6y/o.

We HAD to do sewing.....

Old sugar sacks were undone and cut up, we had to use bodkins to make things and embroider patterns.

Kids these days would freak out if asked to do such stuff.

^ Handy, they are. But how many people use them for their original purpose?

My first encounter with bodkins was at scholl, 6y/o.

We HAD to do sewing.....

Old sugar sacks were undone and cut up, we had to use bodkins to make things and embroider patterns.

Kids these days would freak out if asked to do such stuff.

If you would have pleaded guilty, they would let you out earlier

^ Handy, they are. But how many people use them for their original purpose?

My first encounter with bodkins was at scholl, 6y/o.

We HAD to do sewing.....

Old sugar sacks were undone and cut up, we had to use bodkins to make things and embroider patterns.

Kids these days would freak out if asked to do such stuff.

If you would have pleaded guilty, they would let you out earlier

Cheeky <deleted>, I was the "innocenter one" there.

^ Handy, they are. But how many people use them for their original purpose?

My first encounter with bodkins was at scholl, 6y/o.

We HAD to do sewing.....

Old sugar sacks were undone and cut up, we had to use bodkins to make things and embroider patterns.

Kids these days would freak out if asked to do such stuff.

If you would have pleaded guilty, they would let you out earlier

Cheeky <deleted>, I was the "innocenter one" there.

They all say that..................

This is post 4999................

This is post 4999................

........and now...... wait for it........

5000

Wheeeeeeeeeeeeee............

Well done mate, here's to the next 5000!

Nice to have you sticking around with us Zpete!

mission99 31/F

Armed Forces Europe

why all those girls in that ad seem that they have relocate themselves all on a sudden ;before they were all living in Bangkok ??????????????

Just to refresh your memory zaza (welcome back, wherever you've been!) NB: i cannot seem to find my original image anywhere

To be honest Those lads in Kayo's banner look way more more pretty than those gals in the (WOMEN) original ad banner!

But,I think he should choose other members' (hot)pictures as a magnet to attract the women to view such website or re-edit those certain members' profiles cause there were few taken points against those ones such as:

1- Thaddy:(99)Yold Red devil with a shovel in hand is a quite NO NO.............

The Fix :even if it is his honest profile you should (re-edit) it like this: 33y old (Devil in Bed) and leave the picture as it is OR you could upload a picture of an angel with a pair of white chiffon wings and hallowed(head) instead. Such profile will attract more (naive) women!!

2- Soundman:(33y old:OK) , but NO wisdom at all in putting a married man's picture swimming with his(baby) on a dating website. 99% of men( who ...... around,butterfly) profiles should read as :single, divorced and (have children but with my evil ex-wife),,, Also in this picture;Soundman'(face expressions) record he'd got a kick in his groin area that might reflect the idea he can not function well afterwards.

The Fix:Upload a personal picture of him looking so sound man or a pic in pool with dozen half-naked hot chicks to tell abt what a hot stud magnet he is.

3-Chavy:(39y old; OK), but all of us Know that's Clint Eastwood's picture ! it is very clear fake one!!

The Fix: Use a picture of Bollywood stars not Hollywood's ones AND never write in his profile that he is famous in TV forum in doing a Chavy !

MrBojangles:(the age:OK) ;but his name is hard to probounce ,also this profile's picture shows that he depends on using a tool in his performance and he is either shy or not handsome enough to show his face.

The Fix: Change his name to Brian that would make women think he is from Texas ;upload a personal real picture of him (he is quite perfect on this side) focusing on his 4-5 set of cell-phones (latest models)in his hands.

Suegha:(45Y old:perfect);but The name does not match. This picture is a NO NO (IMHO, if someone should use an animal's picture in a dating website ;he should choose a fox , that would be more closer to reality)!

The fix: change the name to be: Savage-Tiger Man .Edit in his profile saying that he likes (hunting) and write under this present picture (this Tiger): This tiger is his pet friend that he'd tamed in 5 minutes.

All those notes were for Kayo. He is the one who is working on that new website.

The same tired crop of women show up my computer in the US, but instead of Bangkok, they live in the Atlanta area.

Yeah, it's the same crop of women everywhere in the world.

I've been, with this very laptop, everywhere from Guatemala to Delhi and lots of places in betweenm from Miami to Helsinki... Same women, only their location changes.

Women... They get around a bit don't they?

I have just made some home-made marmalade.

After all these years, I've finally been converted.

(from Tiger to Singha)

how do you know if you have crabs or not?

how do you know if you have crabs or not?

Crabs walk sideways, lobsters walk forwards. So if they are walking forwards, you have lobsters!

how do you know if you have crabs or not?

Bait a hook with an old fish-head and lower slowly down yor trousers. Wait and see if you get a nibble. Operation not recommended whilst driving, or helping out with Cat-Rescue.

how do you know if you have crabs or not?

Bait a hook with an old fish-head and lower slowly down yor trousers. Wait and see if you get a nibble. Operation not recommended whilst driving, or helping out with Cat-Rescue.

suiging, we will abide by your superior experiences.

Hold on a sec mate......LUPINE !!! no trousers here !!!!!!!!!!!!

Just good eyesight and enhanced powers of oservation whilst hanging around the bins at the clap clinic.

Did mrt273nva enter this asylum without first reporting to Nurse?

http://www.thaivisa.com/forum/Before-t101950.html

I have just rediscovered a 12 sided, 1943 threepenny bit, I wonder if it's worth fourpence now ?

Ken, I have a cupla them, came home with me in 1958.

Worth about 4d in OZ those days, 3d in NZ

Once you're outside of the box, how do you get in again ? Scary thought ....

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I could almost kill for a gooseberry pie with custard tonight.

I have a gooseberry pie in the fridge. I think I'll warm it up and have it with some custard. Yummy!

It'll ruin your teeth Tiggs, take the pie out of the fridge first...........dohhhhhh

The boss of the radio station just called round and told me that if I am ever lonely, to call at the station any time (being happy with your own company is a difficult concept for some Thais)

However, I've just loaded up the station web-cam......

http://www.radnet.fm/stations/index.php?stid=40

I think I may shower, shave and call round

Imagine listening to radio, how pre-historic.

Didn't Fred Flintstone have a radio (with a little birdie inside and a tiny record player)? I seem to recall the bird beak being the stylus. Surprisingly, Bedrock did not have an ISP (Internet Stoneage Provider).

They had a lot of Yaba (dabadoo) in Bedrock too. Fred was a junkie

Bedrock did not have an ISP (Internet Stoneage Provider).

Equal measures of groans and laughter. Nice one.

First watch on the moon..

Omega Speedmaster Professional.

I'm half pissed from drinking too much wine. Still, the night is yet young, fully pissed is on the way!

Day off tomorrow...